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"We demand BOGO Hot Pocket coupons be sent out monthly, and that our dilators receive Reddit branded storage pouches!"
 
Okay, which one of you jokers did this?!

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I was just perusing r/nonewnormal, seeing as it's been (quite curiously) quarantined but not banned yet, checking out what the boomers are up to... lo and behold, I see papa Nool on the frontpage.

EDIT: Thx @Cliff Booth for the plebbit archive link.
I thought Brian peppers died years ago

edit: sorry, why tf did I reply to the same comment twice
 
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They are now planning a counter-offensive in response to the admins telling them to stop being annoying, which includes unionizing all Reddit mods and writing to congress.

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This is what Karl Marx dreamed of when he wrote his famous manifesto: that the fat NEETs of the future would someday, if only for a moment, tip their fedoras to the fat NEETs that came before them. (non)workers of the world, unite!

Of course, that's assuming that Reddit can't find scabs to take over the positions of Our Heroes. I expect the resolution of all this will be a mass firing of everyone involved in the Reddit Retard Revolution of 2021 by the admins, who will then install more compliant jannies in their place. Unfortunately, unionization only works when you provide irreplaceable value to the organization you want to collectively negotiate with.
 

This is kind of old but it's funny so who cares.

This guy made a sub to make fun of fit people who become fat, and then went afk for a month. It got taken over by fat fetish weirdos in the meantime. And by taken over, I mean "they just started posting there".

However the owner of the sub returned from his break and was not pleased to discover what happened. He threw giant banhammers left and right and smashed all of the fatties into bits.
 
So the mods are complaining about the injustice of being suppressed by the admins while they attempt to suppress users.

I guess it's unreasonable to expect Reddit jannies to have the mental faculties necessary to grasp the concept of hypocrisy.
 
Null goes on vacation for a week, and immediately shit starts popping off.
 
And, for the pièce de résistance, they've shared how they don't like being called "jannies," but because they're Redditors, they disguise the fact the term gets their panties in a twist by claiming it's "transphobic."

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Most of reddit jannies are tranny jannies, so they'll say anything is a "sluuur".

Tranny Jannies, cope seethe and dilate more :story:

BONUS: Of course it's pedo defender Merari
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Imagen a pedophile pumped up with hormones pretending to be a woman that is drunk on power escaping in to his private echo chamber and living 24/7 in an online fantasy world.

Seem like a well rounded and emotionally stable person and the perfect fit for a mod position. What could go wrong?
 
I was shocked that the Admins didn't immediately seem to side with the censorship crusade given their history. I guess they don't like being told what to do.

Its just so alien to me. I mean I think libtards are stupid and their beliefs are utterly and obviously wrong to me and I think there are some crazy covid conspiracy theorists out there but I'm not so insecure I have to go on some internetwide crusade to squash every outlet they have. I don't sit in my room steaming that not every single person on earth has the exact same opinion that I do. It must suck being an authoritarian SJW.


remember the good old days when it was fashionable to be different?
 
remember the good old days when it was fashionable to be different?
That was the past. Hegel was right. History is its own entity that moves forwards at all times, and now it has decided things like individuality are relics of the past.

There are two doors before you traveler: ivermectin will kill you or the vaccines will kill you. Choose your weapon.
 
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