Lovequest Relationship is now "It's complicated" - But Jessica's status says single

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Karen Riley said:
Excellent call from @The American Hedgehog to spot that sock account was Chris, I think that's kind of got lost in the midst of all the Jessica dumping Chris drama. He's getting ridiculous with his obsession about Doopie and it shouldn't be ignored how creepy and insistent that is just because he made a short video pretending to cry about Jessica.
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What's really telling is that Chris believed that he was in some relationship with this Jessica person, and despite that, still went back to usual sneaking around and lying, trying to get what he really wanted.

He always complained about wanting girls to come up to him and take the lead, one does.

Chris, obtain his video game goal, now, forgets it and goes back to the original goal that he couldn't obtain.

Then when this first person finds out about it, gets on him, he gets upset and cries. Going out of his way to promote that in order to gain pity points and "fix things". Hey! I'm crying! That means I'm totally sorry! See, crying!

It's just more proof that he considers anyone, especially women, as literal things. Objects for his collecting or acquiring.

Edit: I just noticed the little look he gives in the beginning of the video, making sure the camera was on. Classy.
 
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Karen Riley said:
I'm going to assume this is all Jessica pretending to be mad about Chris continuing to try to communicate with voice actresses on Twitter, especially behind her back. Honestly I still insist this was done by some well meaning white knight to try and police Chris away from creeping out people who there might be real life problems with and directing it towards someone who doesn't exist.

Either that or the person behind Jessica knew there was no way to fulfil her MLP movie date agreement and ended the relationship while there was something he/she could appear in the right about. Maintaining a fake relationship with Chris seems like hard work, I couldn't blame anybody who abandoned it.
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So @Thetan?
 
Chris seemed to be having more fun without a girlfriend anyway. He's been going out and doing Chris stuff without her anyway and all he got out of it was her publicly acting possessive on FB, plus the usual spergs bothering him even more.

Go out and zap to the extreme, Chris. You're a strong, independent woman who don't need no dyke.
 
So what was the deal breaker? Promising to bathe once a week? Stop gourging on McDonalds? Only spend $50 at most a month on Lego? Not fart and moan in front of strangers?
 
Bragorboats said:
2 years of ingratiating yourself with Chris and playing the long con. For a 7 second video. Was it worth it Jessica?
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Meh. Who knows whether she'll "forgive" Chris and if so what he'll have to do to earn her forgiveness.

If she's "real" to the extent that she was trying to rescue Chris out of pity and now she wants out, then the "please forgive me" cycle is about to start and that will probably generate some laughs.

If's she's just exceptional, then we have all the dramas which come with two fucked up people trying to navigate a friendship turned "relationship" ahead.
 
Tennis-Ball-Tony said:
What's really telling is that Chris believed that he was in some relationship with this Jessica person, and despite that, still went back to usual sneaking around and lying, trying to get what he really wanted.

He always complained about wanting girls to come up to him and take the lead, one does.

Chris, obtain his video game goal, now, forgets it and goes back to the original goal that he couldn't obtain.

Then when this first person finds out about it, gets on him, he gets upset and cries. Going out of his way to promote that in order to gain pity points and "fix things". Hey! I'm crying! That means I'm totally sorry! See, crying!

It's just more proof that he considers anyone, especially women, as literal things. Objects for his collecting or acquiring.

Edit: I just noticed the little look he gives in the beginning of the video, making sure the camera was on. Classy.
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I guess Chris is still the wannabe lothario he's always been, I'm not suprised, he seems to type who'd dump/cheat on Jessica if a younger/more attractive girl came along and was willing to date him.
 
That video was one of the only times I actually laughed out loud. Other than that this whole JQ saga (if you can even call it that) has been boring dog shit.
 
Tennis-Ball-Tony said:
What's really telling is that Chris believed that he was in some relationship with this Jessica person, and despite that, still went back to usual sneaking around and lying, trying to get what he really wanted.
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What I don't understand is why Chris believed he was in a relationship at all since they had never met in person. Chris has said for years that the only way he would be willing to consider a potential sweetheart would be if they met in person immediately, because otherwise he would suspect trollery. What in the world did Jessica say or do to win Chris over? Maybe the real reason Chris was still wooing Doopie is because Jessica never gave him any real reason to believe she was authentic. I think he'll get over this heartbreak as quickly as he got over Kacey.
 
asperhes said:
What I don't understand is why Chris believed he was in a relationship at all since they had never met in person. Chris has said for years that the only way he would be willing to consider a potential sweetheart would be if they met in person immediately, because otherwise he would suspect trollery. What in the world did Jessica say or do to win Chris over? Maybe the real reason Chris was still wooing Doopie is because Jessica never gave him any real reason to believe she was authentic. I think he'll get over this heartbreak as quickly as he got over Kacey.
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She was part of his FB circle for years by now.. At least as far back as the unclit..

And I anticipate that he will take a bit longer than what we'd think.. It's been an emotional roller coaster for him.. From complete despair to Lovely Weather back to despair in less than a month..
 
asperhes said:
What I don't understand is why Chris believed he was in a relationship at all since they had never met in person. Chris has said for years that the only way he would be willing to consider a potential sweetheart would be if they met in person immediately, because otherwise he would suspect trollery. What in the world did Jessica say or do to win Chris over? Maybe the real reason Chris was still wooing Doopie is because Jessica never gave him any real reason to believe she was authentic. I think he'll get over this heartbreak as quickly as he got over Kacey.
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Chris is Chris.

A bit of a spastic...
 
Pickle Inspector said:
I guess Chris is still the wannabe lothario he's always been, I'm not suprised, he seems to type who'd dump/cheat on Jessica if a younger/more attractive girl came along and was willing to date him.
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I dunno. I'm almost thinking Chris wants a gaggle of galpals to all live in his house and be mom, tribbuddy and Kindness Words girl all the time. Like Legos; he always wants another one, but still loves the ones he has.

asperhes said:
What I don't understand is why Chris believed he was in a relationship at all since they had never met in person. Chris has said for years that the only way he would be willing to consider a potential sweetheart would be if they met in person immediately, because otherwise he would suspect trollery. What in the world did Jessica say or do to win Chris over? Maybe the real reason Chris was still wooing Doopie is because Jessica never gave him any real reason to believe she was authentic. I think he'll get over this heartbreak as quickly as he got over Kacey.
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Jessica has been around Chris for years, from what people have said. Usually the trolls pose, then immediately launch into some sort of weenery.

Not to mention the high he got at Bronycon was wearing off, he was being called a creep, his H arras campaign backfired, and he was pretty vulnerable.
 
asperhes said:
What I don't understand is why Chris believed he was in a relationship at all since they had never met in person.
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One of the Attraction Sign requirements was essentially "no fat chicks." That didn't stop Chris from dating the girl Christorians dubbed "Hambeast."
 
Bragorboats said:
2 years of ingratiating yourself with Chris and playing the long con. For a 7 second video. Was it worth it Jessica?
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I mean, why do we care? If someone walks up to you on the street and gives you $20 do you start asking how they made it?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xub8nqHVZ1g

I don't care if Jessica had to suck 200 dicks for 2 years to get the content, it's her mouth, not mine. All I gotta do is click the thread and laugh at the retards.
 
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