Lovequest Relationship is now "It's complicated" - But Jessica's status says single

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The only shame is that we'll probably never know what Jessica really was thinking/doing with this. At least it's over; what a goddamn stupid saga.
 
Null said:
The amount of people being sour and dismissive right now is such a buzzkill. You people can be real fucking losers.
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I just don't personally find anything that Jessica has been involved with to be funny. If this is the end of everything, then Chris will quickly forget that Jessica ever existed like he's done with all his past 'theoretical girlfriends,' and all we've been left with is a six second video of Chris pretending to be upset.

Nobody is going to say in years to come 'oh do you remember that time Chris flirted with a famous person on Twitter and that girl Jessica responded with a selfie with her eyebrows furrowed, that was so funny!' like they do with other past Chris events.

Something boring happened and then it was over and that sums up the entire 'saga.' I can't see the humour or interesting new information about this whole thing.
 
am i like the only person that's just happy to see something come out of this, regardless of what and how much it was?
 
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Do girls, when theyre pissed at you, do they typically take "angry selfies"? Like usually in real relationships, even if you bring it over into facebook, you just take shots at each other, but you arent taking selfies or anything. Youre worrying about other shit, maybe youre emotional, whatever. But certainly you arent taking selfies to exemplify how "totes serious" is it, right? Also, I mean there's so much I find weird in that picture, but nobody looks that way, those expressions are so exaggerated. Like the perfect pout face, or the dictionary definition of "grumpy" it just looks so unnatural.

Like, I dunno, maybe she's autistic too; up until seeing that photo I was like, yeah, yeah, I could see it. Dunno what's going on but it kinda makes sense. But seeing that face, it just screams "play acting" to me. It's so forced looking and contrived.
 
DuckSucker said:
Do girls, when theyre pissed at you, do they typically take "angry selfies"? Like usually in real relationships, even if you bring it over into facebook, you just take shots at each other, but you arent taking selfies or anything. Youre worrying about other shit, maybe youre emotional, whatever. But certainly you arent taking selfies to exemplify how "totes serious" is it, right? Also, I mean there's so much I find weird in that picture, but nobody looks that way, those expressions are so exaggerated. Like the perfect pout face, or the dictionary definition of "grumpy" it just looks so unnatural.

Like, I dunno, maybe she's autistic too; up until seeing that photo I was like, yeah, yeah, I could see it. Dunno what's going on but it kinda makes sense. But seeing that face, it just screams "play acting" to me. It's so forced looking and contrived.
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Yeah that's why I was so confused like...if someone's just lied to you and upset you enough to break up with them, you wouldn't be snapping selfies to flex your eyebrows, you'd be screaming at them on the phone, spitefully ignoring them while you whine to your bffs, cussing them out. I guess it just goes to show that Jessica's probably as off her rocker as Chris in ways. Maybe she was out to get the gratification of knowing "I fixed Chris-chan" and can't handle that he already fucked up? Oh well.
 
DuckSucker said:
Do girls, when theyre pissed at you, do they typically take "angry selfies"?
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It's very obvious that "Jessica" is doing it as a form of "autism whispering". Like, making VERY sure that even Chris can understand "I am angry", by accompanying it with a cartoonishly overdone facial expression.

For the record, all of you who are saying the saga is over are being highly optimistic. More likely, Jessica's going to let him grovel miserably for a while, then "give him another chance". We're in for at least a few more cycles of this boredom.
 
Chris just deleted his posts on the matter from FB and Twitter. His profile pic is back to the cluttered one with Doopie's art.

Edit: The pic of him crying is still there.
 
Who's willing to bet he's going to obsess over her like Bill did over Lenore on King of the Hill to where he either gets another pet and names it after her or dyes his tranny hair blonde and starts pretending he's actually Jessica?
 
Chris and Quinn's statuses are back to claiming a relationship.

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asperhes said:
What I don't understand is why Chris believed he was in a relationship at all since they had never met in person. Chris has said for years that the only way he would be willing to consider a potential sweetheart would be if they met in person immediately, because otherwise he would suspect trollery. What in the world did Jessica say or do to win Chris over? Maybe the real reason Chris was still wooing Doopie is because Jessica never gave him any real reason to believe she was authentic. I think he'll get over this heartbreak as quickly as he got over Kacey.
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My vote is desperation, momma's not gonna be around forever.
 
The people calling Jessica a "saga" or a "ween" are fucking idiots. You people still don't know what that word means and you continuously misuse it because your personal dictionary is three pages long.

What happened is an event. A person, who has been interested in Chris as an oddity for whatever reason, opted to try and give him a chance at a relationship. He fucked it up. That's not a saga. I can't even fathom why people are angry or disappointed. What happened was a pecularity, a spectacle, and the only appropriate response is to just watch it.

If you compare it to Liquid Chris, it's not nearly as interesting, you're right. But you know why? Because every step of the way during Liquid Chris, he had people goading him into doing stuff, into making videos, into saying certain things, into pressing certain points. It wasn't natural Chris. Natural Chris is what Chris has been doing for the last year. Natural Chris is fucking super boring and awkward and ho-hums about odd cartoons and 1950s family television programs. The fact that Natural Chris managed to get a date scheduled with a woman who actually looks like a woman is fucking fascinating, and the little intricacies about it are fascinating, and the reaction from both sides is also pretty fascinating.

I don't know for sure of Jessica Quinn is a troll, I am pretty sure she's not because no one knows who she is and she has no people encouraging her. If she tries to Thetan him, or neg him into doing things, it will fail. Both Thetan and Kacey attempted to moderate or egg Chris on by negging him, and the eventuality of that is Chris just giving up and ignoring them. I can't even blame him for it. I wouldn't want to date Kacey either. The first time that bitch wakes me up and asks to be driven to McDonalds for a McFlurry I'm kicking her out.


So no, this SAGA (saga in more sarcasm quotes that I can actually type because saga is quickly becoming the next autistic word I'm going to have to filter to attempt to persuade idiots not to fucking butcher it) is boring in comparison to the ones scripted by a group of weirdos. That's because it's not a saga and it's just some shit that happened, like the Gamestop mace spraying. It's a weird little bump in history that probably won't amount to much and you fucking cunts should be able to enjoy that by now.

If not, why do you even come here? If some organized troll tried to pull off the next Liquid Chris, you'd boo and hiss and pout about it, so obviously you want generic little life updates like this to laugh at... but then when the updates happen, when life encounters go on and Chris meets people, you immediately shriek they're a troll and a ween like a dumbass and boo and hiss and pout anyways. Like, just fucking stop reading this board if literally everything you see here is going to cause a tantrum and make you mad.

Is the only Chris content you want to see him sitting in his room staring at his camera, or livestreaming Little Big Planet while Barb looks on from the Hallway with a gormless dead expression like some sort of horror movie monster the main character isn't aware of? If so, I think you're just jealous. You're just jealous this lady wanted to fuck Chris instead of you and that makes you a bitch nigga. The end.
 
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