Lovequest Relationship is now "It's complicated" - But Jessica's status says single

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TrunksFromDragonballGT said:
I agree on your second theory, she played him like a violin and only managed to get 7 seconds of video out of him.

Going 2 years deep undercover just to troll Chris doesn't really seem all that worth it.
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It's easy to maintain a fake Facebook profile. Especially when you accept adds from all of the thirsty guys who friend request you. The hardest part would be to get him to accept your friend request, but that's probably not all that hard if you have your pic set as a reasonably attractive female
 
Hollywood Hulk Hogan said:
It's easy to maintain a fake Facebook profile. Especially when you accept adds from all of the thirsty guys who friend request you. The hardest part would be to get him to accept your friend request, but that's probably not all that hard if you have your pic set as a reasonably attractive female
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You think that would explain why she never interacts with anyone local to Virginia other than Chris? But that's probably just a silly coincidence...
 
DeadMansHand said:
You think that would explain why she never interacts with anyone local to Virginia other than Chris? But that's probably just a silly coincidence...
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Yeah, with the complete lack of engagement on her Facebook posts and photos, aside from a few thirsty randos (that are naturally scattered all over the globe, conspicuously friendless and fond of junk memes and unironic "never forget" art), it's hard not to call shenanigans.
 
Galvatron said:
so... who wants to guess how long it will last this time? I'm personally betting they still don't make it to their "first date"
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She said "jump" and Chris jumped. Now she doesn't have to commit to anything. I don't believe they'll ever meet. Date time comes around, JQ decides Chris has done Emotionally Wrongful things, Chris cries, begs forgiveness, and the date gets postponed. Even though I think those were fake tears from Chris, he has invested himself in her and probably sees her as the only thing that will save him from the future. If she told him to shave his head and devote his life to Satan, that's what we'd get.
 
It's probably for the better, Chris' obsession with Doopie became even more worrying after he kept stalking her, despite making it very clear she wanted nothing to do with him.
 
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