Lovequest Relationship is now "It's complicated" - But Jessica's status says single

[FightenGnome]

For a female soul, he sure does act like a exceptional cuck. Way to prove your feminine nature, Chris.

I think Chris is the submissive partner in the relationship. Normally I'd say the tranny being the sub would speak to how masculine the woman is, but Chris would have been the sub regardless.

 

[Pojiflax Rosechu]

Well Jessica is a troll like most of them, she is'nt really dating Chris.

 

[The Dude]

Yes, Chris is a real person.

And at this point most evidence points that Jessica is @Null .

Nah, @Null has nicer eyebrows.

 

[RagtimeRoastBeefy]

What if the endgame is just Jessica breaking up with him the day the Ed page was created to commemorate the 10 year anniversary of the Ed page

 

[DragoonSierra]

Chris gets what, at most $1000 per month, right? That's less than what someone working minimum wage full time would make per month, in I believe every state in the US. So if she's a gold digger, she's doing a pretty bad job at it. I agree more with the idea that she's damaged goods looking to control someone and mold them rather than in it for the money.

$1300 in 2014. its gone up since then.

 

[Paradigm]

Oh look - disappointment.

 

[The Dude]

Given Quinn's feeder fetish, what if she really wants to fatten Chris up so she can eat him? What if she's an alien and she's here to feed off of our world's Autists and mongos? It would explain those eyebrows.

 

[purepowerlevel]

Given Quinn's feeder fetish, what if she really wants to fatten Chris up so she can eat him? What if she's an alien and she's here to feed off of our world's Autists and mongos? It would explain those eyebrows.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

That overused Scott Steiner clip goes around a lot, and here we are thinking Chris can get fatter.

 

[A Flying Nun]

Imagine how ironic it'd be if Chris died to cardiac arrest because he got a girlfriend that wanted him to be a fat fuck. Here we are always wondering what'll happen when Barb dies, how Chris will survive on his own, etc etc, and then the greatest threat turns out to be his sweetheart all along.

 

[DangDirtyTrolls]

Imagine how ironic it'd be if Chris died to cardiac arrest because he got a girlfriend that wanted him to be a fat fuck. Here we are always wondering what'll happen when Barb dies, how Chris will survive on his own, etc etc, and then the greatest threat turns out to be his sweetheart all along.

Pretty sure he's already a fat fuck

 

[A Flying Nun]

Pretty sure he's already a fat fuck

Not fat enough for some people, apparently.

 

[Shiversblood]

He could make his arms and leg fatter if he gained even more weight. Plump up the skinny legs. Then he would really be having more troubles.

 

[Amerighi da Caravaggio]

I know this is super late, but: Quinn when she found out Chris was still trying to get at Doopie:

 

[UptownRuckus]

Maybe this is just Chris putting on a whole show to get us to think he finally made it. She really isn't in love with him but likes to goad his audience on.

 

[The Un-Clit]

Can't wait to see how Chris blames this the trolls for this one, mental gymnastics in 3...2...1...

Well of COURSE, it was trolls who revealed his cheating alts, right?

 

[The Un-Clit]

Crazy in the head, crazy in the bed, I always say.

Yes.....but a more practical saying is "NEVER stick your dick in Crazy".

Having a hot but crazy as fuck sister-in-law confirmed it for me.

 

[Sho'nuff]

$1300 in 2014. its gone up since then.

I think it was 1300 because of Bob's death benefit, however it's worded. It should be going back down soon, if not already.

 

[Professor Iris]

Everything is fine according to Chris.

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Ten bucks says she eventually kicks him in the pickle and teabags him.

Fifteen says she has actual balls to do that last one with.

 

[The Un-Clit]

UncleMoeLester said: ↑
THE RIDE NEVER ENDS, NEXT STOP IS THE UNCLIT

NinFreakLan said:
Get in loser it's time to see the oozing pulsing mass of pain.

I think I might have to change my avatar's byline to "The oozing pulsing mass of pain"