Lovequest Relationship is now "It's complicated" - But Jessica's status says single

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Right, we got video of Chris crying, can you faggots stop asking for the release of The BobDef Crying Tapes now?

I wonder if Jessay only fed Chris' delusions knowing full well he would not leave Doopay alone. This was never a long game troll, it was a short, sharp jab in the face in an attempt to teach Chris a lesson in how he'll never hold down a relationship.
 
TrippinKahlua said:
Jessica wanted to try. To test the waters.

It didn't work, because Chris still stalked Doopie.

Jessica wasn't a troll, and she was a real person (look at that, TWO new photographs of her in one hour, seems legit, huh @Marvin?), thats the reason the content is minimal and why all we're getting from Chris is the BAWWW video.

It all came full circle. This mini-saga beginning and ending with Chris BAWWWWing.
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She didn't really want to date Chris though, I call bullshit: the guy is undateable, there's no way she was ever serious.

Ntwadumela said:
Let's face it guys
Unless Chris has a true Hollywood Makeover and until lifestyle changes are in order, he just isn't "dating" material.
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FTFY ain't nobody want that
 
Well, it was (kinda) fun while it lasted.

I personally don't think it matters if she was real or not. Fatty seemed to believe her and reacted like a TRUE and HONEST jerk. I can see some girls fleeing from a guy stalking other girls, even before a 1st date or in such an exceptional way... I can also see a troll pulling this shit and getting a boring reaction instead of a wall of text or a funny vid. In any case, nothing happened, Chris BAAAAAWWWed a bit and he'll move on, just like with all the rest.
 
She looked unhinged as fuck so it was a win-win anyways, regardless of how staged this whole thing felt.
 
Christ, imagine stalking Chris for years, finally getting your in, and paying it all off for a six second pouting video.

For the owner of that account's sake, I hope the "real woman trying to get Chris to stop stalking Doopie" theory is right.
 
What I like about this scenario is that it further proves (almost I guess?) what we already knew about Chris.

He's terrible with his girlfriends (even fake ones). He had, in his mind, the perfect woman. The LovelyWeather who was promised to him by god and the bear. And what did he do? lie to her and stalk internet personalities.
 
Trash Eater said:
Christ, imagine stalking Chris for years, finally getting your in, and paying it all off for a six second pouting video.
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This isn't the end. This is 'Jessica' flexing her power over Chris. She'll let him 'make up' to her and go right back to indefinitely jerking him around for her (our) amusement.
 
heyyyJackiePie said:
This saga sucked. I think JQ thought sweetheart saga'ing Chris was the joke, but didn't realize it's just a means to get lulz. So the act of sweetheart saga'ing Chris isn't funny. It's the content you get from it...
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This was nowhere near a saga. Now if the meetup happened that might of been a different story.
 
I think the theory that Jessica was a woman attempting to teach Chris a lesson about stalking or whatever is way far fetched.
The only reason why anyone would know Chris has a stalking problem is if they came here or to the Cwcki. Either way just them coming to this site or the Cwcki makes them a troll, especially if they use information from here to initiate interaction with Chris.
 
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