Lovequest Relationship is now "It's complicated" - But Jessica's status says single

[The American Hedgehog]

I don't know why but Chirs had to post the same fb posts to Twitter
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His FB and Twitter are linked.

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

So I guess he'll have to go sit in a theater with children being protected by their guardian from the sexual predator manchildren disguised as Bronies by himself in October.

 

[Luigi]

Something's off on his posts... There's not enough random uppercase words.

Maybe she is using his skin to post this.

I'm concerned.

 

[Sushinope]

I don't know why but Chirs had to post the same fb posts to Twitter
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Hm heart attack saga is approaching..

 

[Peppino]

Breaking up before they even had their first date. Now that's a whole new level of pathetic.

 

[WeeGee]

For some reason, Chris just reminded me of this:

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Seriously is this it? What a letdown.

Everyone thought Jessica wasn't real, and wasn't a troll. But since she's acting like a real person, the content is minimal.

 

[Pepito The Cat]

And now we watch as our autistic hero doggedly tries to change her mind.

...That, or he just sits in his room and cries all day shit himself and does nothing .

FTFY

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

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I won't lie, she kind of looks hot there.

Why are you so convinced she's real though?

Like, the new photographs are more persuasive, but still, my underlying argument was that large portions of the internet* aren't indexed by google or tineye (because of robots.txt). It's very easy to find an image archive of some camwhore, with a bunch of both everyday pictures and nudes to use. Spammers and catfishers do it all the time.

Edit: Also what @Sonicsis said.

Double edit: * the parts of the internet that camwhores inhabit, anyway

Yep. And even if that is really her in the pics, that doesn't make her "real". She could be using her own pictures but actually is a shut in with 30 cats living in Reno Nevada. Big coincidence that she happens to live in a no-name town just 20 minutes away, yet hasn't met him in person yet, I am sure

 

[Null]

Jessica wanted to try. To test the waters.

It didn't work, because Chris still stalked Doopie.

Jessica wasn't a troll, and she was a real person (look at that, TWO new photographs of her in one hour, seems legit, huh @Marvin?), thats the reason the content is minimal and why all we're getting from Chris is the BAWWW video.

It all came full circle. This mini-saga beginning and ending with Chris BAWWWWing.

Yeah, this is the smartest thing you've ever said. I agree completely.

 

[LocalFireDept]

So much for the Lovely Weather theory

Metrologists aren't always accurate, but I think anyone could've foreseen that one.

 

[Nekromantik]

For some reason, Chris just reminded me of this:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=53AP7fGGPoA

Roger was able to express real human emotions far better then Chris the living cartoon.

 

[Dr. Boe Jangles Esq.]

This saga sucked, Jessica is retarded, none of this was real, Chris is still an idiot, this was perhaps the least funny attempt at Chris trolling to date, all of us are retarded, this whole thing is gay, and fuck you.
Goodnight!

 

[Sho'nuff]

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Whoever Melanie Chaff is. You da real MVP.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Probably sad.

Unless he gets a letter in the mail saying the Sonichu copyright was extended.

 

[heyyyJackiePie]

This saga sucked. I think JQ thought sweetheart saga'ing Chris was the joke, but didn't realize it's just a means to get lulz. So the act of sweetheart saga'ing Chris isn't funny. It's the content you get from it...

 

[Ntwadumela]

Let's face it guys
Unless Chris has a true Hollywood Makeover and until lifestyle changes are in order, he just isn't "women" material.

 

[ShittyRecolor]

Quickly Chrissy, win her heart back with a shitty cover of this horrible Gareth Gates song:

 

[Shadow]

Eh, it's staged. She's been pulling this jealous, controlling girlfriend thing. So probably had a dramatic "fight" with Chris about something, changed her status to see what he does. I guarantee they'll "make up" soon.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Eh, it's staged. She's been pulling this jealous, controlling girlfriend thing. So probably had a dramatic "fight" with Chris about something, changed her status to see what he does. I guarantee they'll "make up" soon.

Oh I'm sure more is coming.