Lovequest Relationship is now "It's complicated" - But Jessica's status says single

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The American Hedgehog said:
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I won't lie, she kind of looks hot there.
Marvin said:
Why are you so convinced she's real though?

Like, the new photographs are more persuasive, but still, my underlying argument was that large portions of the internet* aren't indexed by google or tineye (because of robots.txt). It's very easy to find an image archive of some camwhore, with a bunch of both everyday pictures and nudes to use. Spammers and catfishers do it all the time.

Edit: Also what @Sonicsis said.

Double edit: * the parts of the internet that camwhores inhabit, anyway
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Yep. And even if that is really her in the pics, that doesn't make her "real". She could be using her own pictures but actually is a shut in with 30 cats living in Reno Nevada. Big coincidence that she happens to live in a no-name town just 20 minutes away, yet hasn't met him in person yet, I am sure
 
TrippinKahlua said:
Jessica wanted to try. To test the waters.

It didn't work, because Chris still stalked Doopie.

Jessica wasn't a troll, and she was a real person (look at that, TWO new photographs of her in one hour, seems legit, huh @Marvin?), thats the reason the content is minimal and why all we're getting from Chris is the BAWWW video.

It all came full circle. This mini-saga beginning and ending with Chris BAWWWWing.
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Yeah, this is the smartest thing you've ever said. I agree completely.
 
This saga sucked, Jessica is retarded, none of this was real, Chris is still an idiot, this was perhaps the least funny attempt at Chris trolling to date, all of us are retarded, this whole thing is gay, and fuck you.
Goodnight!
 
This saga sucked. I think JQ thought sweetheart saga'ing Chris was the joke, but didn't realize it's just a means to get lulz. So the act of sweetheart saga'ing Chris isn't funny. It's the content you get from it...
 
Let's face it guys
Unless Chris has a true Hollywood Makeover and until lifestyle changes are in order, he just isn't "women" material.
 
Eh, it's staged. She's been pulling this jealous, controlling girlfriend thing. So probably had a dramatic "fight" with Chris about something, changed her status to see what he does. I guarantee they'll "make up" soon.
 
Shadow said:
Eh, it's staged. She's been pulling this jealous, controlling girlfriend thing. So probably had a dramatic "fight" with Chris about something, changed her status to see what he does. I guarantee they'll "make up" soon.
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Oh I'm sure more is coming.
 
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