Lovequest Relationship is now "It's complicated" - But Jessica's status says single

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something something i wasn't stalking doopie the twols made her hate me and i jus wanna shine da light of truth on her, i'm naught stalkin her
 
I love how the first thing he does in the video is check the camera. gotta make sure everyone can see how much it hurtz
 
Chris is spending this hour wallowing in tears, and Barb is spending this hour wallowing in the hoard with the dogs and pools of chicken noodle soup dog piss.
 
I know she's full of it, but in Chris' universe, she was the real deal.

From Chris' point of view, he's achieved his life's goal. He's ended up 'with sweetheart', despite impossible odds.

Standing behind him is the great canyon he's clawed his way up from, he's hooked a fairly good looking woman. A woman willing to look past his past, the fact that he is a morbidly obese tranny with the mental intelligence of an 8 year old, a man with love-signs and a penchant for recycling gravy...
But he throws it all away to stalk obscure cartoonists who have already told him to leave them alone,

His incapability to NOT look a gift horse in the mouth is without equal, and he would probably be an asset to psychological research into conceptions of the self.
 
I know she's full of it, but in Chris' universe, she was the real deal.

From Chris' point of view, he's achieved his life's goal. He's ended up 'with sweetheart', despite impossible odds.

Standing behind him is the great canyon he's clawed his way up from, he's hooked a fairly good looking woman. A woman willing to look past his past, the fact that he is a morbidly obese tranny with the mental intelligence of an 8 year old, a man with love-signs and a penchant for recycling gravy...
But he throws it all away to stalk obscure cartoonists who have already told him to leave them alone,

His incapability to NOT look a gift horse in the mouth is without equal, and he would probably be an asset to psychological research into conceptions of the self.

This is why Chris will never find true love. Even if he found someone genuinely interested in him he's too selfish to be in a real relationship.
 
Meh, I guess this was all just a morality excersize. Chris being called out for being a social media fuck boi is kinda funny, especially after all his "I'm a kind and honorable warrior of love" bullshit.
 
I totally called it, I said the date would never happen and now they're done.

This wasn't even a good effort at a fake relationship.
 
I'm actually surprised this saga lasted as long as it did, as short as it was.
 
Jessica wanted to try. To test the waters.

It didn't work, because Chris still stalked Doopie.

Jessica wasn't a troll, and she was a real person (look at that, TWO new photographs of her in one hour, seems legit, huh @Marvin?), thats the reason the content is minimal and why all we're getting from Chris is the BAWWW video.

It all came full circle. This mini-saga beginning and ending with Chris BAWWWWing.
 
So when is Chris going to angrily lash out at other people and blame them for causing his own actions? *eye rolls*
 
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