Containment Reminiscing Thread - Relive Your Favorite Chris Moments

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Silver Octopus said:
I miss the old Chris, stay straight from the gay Chris
Chop up the PlayStation Chris, set on his lovequest Chris
I hate the new Chris, the blue hair Chris
The always crazy Chris, spaz in the news Chris
I miss the virgin Chris, curse the cops Chris
I gotta to say, at that time I'd like to meet Chris
See we discovered Chris, there was only one Chris
And now I look and look around and there's so many Chris's
I used to love Chris, I used to love Chris
I even had a Sonichu medallion, I thought I was Chris
What if Chris made a song, about Chris?
Called "So need a cute Chris," man that'd be so Chris
That's all it was Chris, we still love Chris
And I love you like Chris loves Chris
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Bravo. Bravísimo.
 
My favorite is when he saw that "Bounty" of $9001 Clyde Cash put up for destroying his PS3... and decided it'd be a good idea to destroy his PS3 himself so he could collect it.

A close second is when Jack Thaddeus hacked his PSN account and made him hump said PS3 for 10 minutes to get it back. The insane ramblings he had the whole time are priceless.


Honorable mention goes to the Gamestop Mace Incident. "DON'T CALL ANYBODY" is beyond hilarious and seeing the entire event was surreal.
 
Kevin Spencer said:
My fav was when Chris thought a cartoon Hawaiian guy was trolling him. Tito, you rock.
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Tito was a hilarious troll, but I also I love that because of how it affected the wallflower saga.

For those who aren't familiar, we found a picture of the wallflower with some dark skinned guy on facebook. We sent the picture to Chris from Tito, saying something like "lol we're banging ur chick cuz!"

Chris didn't say anything to us at first. He immediately went to the wallflower to get an explanation (or rather, to screech at her about how she shouldn't fuck Tito).

The thing is, at this time, the wallflower had no clue about Tito or trolling or any of that stuff. She hadn't heard of Tito. Chris didn't even show her the picture. He just said something like "don't have sex with Tito!!!" Then she saw an opportunity to boot Chris and she immediately seized upon it. She didn't say "who's Tito?" No, she said "I'm with Tito now and he's my boyfriend and I love him so leave us alone!"

It was perfect. Never in my wildest dreams did I expect it to go that way.

(Now, she quickly contradicted her story about Tito and admitted to Chris that she had no clue who Tito was and Chris should just leave her alone. But! The original intro was delicious.)
 
I love every video where Chris mentioned he was only gay for da ladies and then someone would get on their soapbox and defend Chris' feminine essence :briefs:
 
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Bani said:
The time he outlined his crooked duck in a comic for Ivy was pretty funny.
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I was disappointed when I learned Ivy specifically asked him to do that, it would have been funnier if he thought of that on his own.
 
His unsolicited Harvey Birdman DVD commercial always made me laugh and wonder what the hell that kid was thinking
 
I liked Chris better when he was in his old phase. You know, the comics, the clown shirt, constant stream of lulzy weird videos, and all that shit. When he came out as a tranny, I was sort of on board, but I liked him better when he was the raging, homophobic, virgin with rage that he started out as, constantly getting trolled by would-be sweethearts and a shadowy cabal of trolls. The Father Call? Now that was good shit. We have yet to get anything as epic as that in recent years. The tranny shit is kind of a far cry from the manchild of yore that got everyone introduced to his insanity.
 
___- said:
Since Chris's activity has hit a new low with end of the Jessica saga, I've decided to make a thread where we can relive and talk about our favorite Chris moments in greater depth. Please don't a-log and have fun!
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Remember when Megan used to tolerate his presence?
 
I remember when Sonichu had an odd charm to it and Chris was basically an Internet clown rather than just looking like one. Hopefully something really big and stupid happens this Christmas period.
 
Chris Hasn't been funny since he turned tranny aside from a few times like with the sex doll. 99% of the rest of the shit hes put out is unfunny garbage and begging.
 
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