Containment Reminiscing Thread - Relive Your Favorite Chris Moments

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neural said:
I can't believe you left out the part just before that:

Please don't break up with me because I want to use the hooker money for vidya instead. :story:
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Ah that's a great bit. Especially the fact that she's not talking to him because he doxed her pen name, so he makes a video and immediately redoxes her. That's good shit. Classic innocent knucklehead Chris.
 
I remember a few instances of Chris' refusal for adult responsibilities and other gems...

When he was asked what are the five major bills to maintain a house. He didn't know.

According to Bob, Chris couldn't find Austrailia on the map, or didn't know it was a continent (can someone correct me on this?).
 
Strine said:
It's not a "moment" really (unless you qualify the ridiculous spiel in the Rental House Tour) but I love the mythology Chris and Barb have built up about how they're descended from Anne Boleyn. Anne Boleyn's only daughter died childless, but that's no deterrent to Chris and Barb thinking that the main line of a British royal house would establish themselves in a white trash suburb of a podunk city in a country that rejected the British monarchy.
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It's funny later on when he did the 23 and me ancestry test that he was British, but not of royalty, and was not Cherokee, as he had claimed to have been.
 
Hogar Grupal said:
I remember a few instances of Chris' refusal for adult responsibilities and other gems...

When he was asked what are the five major bills to maintain a house. He didn't know.

According to Bob, Chris couldn't find Austrailia on the map, or didn't know it was a continent (can someone correct me on this?).
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Yeap, not even in a globe model he could find it
 
Mason Verger said:
Ah that's a great bit. Especially the fact that she's not talking to him because he doxed her pen name, so he makes a video and immediately redoxes her. That's good shit. Classic innocent knucklehead Chris.
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That whole saga is hilarious. Chris plus an equally autistic women and they can not get along. She has standards! Her crap is almost as bad as his at the time and he can't go anywhere. She's probably a fat fan grrrrl attending every con known to man peddling her "novels". I know the type. I've seen it. It's.... frightening.
 
Remember when chris was only just really stupid and not batshit insane?
 
When Sonichu ended up in slylock fox. I was reading the funny pages to my baby cousin and bam, Christian Weston Chandler, age 9. I think I still have that newspaper somewhere.

That was 7 fucking years ago, shit. Where'd the time go?
 
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yeahweknow said:
when he admitted to slipping in cat shit like a cartoon character
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That's one of my sadder ones, because it seemed more like a cry for help.

Chris was no help, but the main responsibility for that house being the most disgusting thing ever was on Barb and Bob, and as we see from Bob in the infamous video, they took zero responsibility for it.
 
I liked his attempts at infiltrating the trolls. I still don't know what his endgame was with the whole "let's trick CWC into raping Rocky Shoemaker" idea.

You'd think maybe he saw it as a way to get Clyde and friends into legal trouble, but he thought trolling itself was a crime already. Plus there were way less humiliating things he could have tried to coax the trolls into copping conspiracy charges on.

Junior Jenkins was fun, too. Chris felt the need to fit in with all those darn homosexual males trolls but couldn't bear to even roleplay as a homo so for every weird, unsolicited sex story he posted on TT there was a little disclaimer tacked on the end about how JenkinsJinkies isn't actually gay.
 
Grotesque said:
That's one of my sadder ones, because it seemed more like a cry for help.

Chris was no help, but the main responsibility for that house being the most disgusting thing ever was on Barb and Bob, and as we see from Bob in the infamous video, they took zero responsibility for it.
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There is that bit in the Kacey call where barb is talking to Chris about helping out around the house, cleaning, taking stuff to the dump and Chris sperging out because he didn't know how to do that and barb would need to show him and walk him through that. You could hear barb breaking down and giving up.
 
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