Lovequest Renee Christmas Texts

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Atlas 95 said:
Chris won't believe it if you even tell him and link to all your posts discussing this. His texts about Renee being hacked show he's aware that this is being leaked on the forums (he does lurk here, right?) but either his ego or wishful thinking prevent him from realising Renee was entirely a troll fabrication.

Also wow, is Chris blaming his low mood/depression on his autism?
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He actually has an account here (not sure if I should post its name) that he hasn't logged into since January. He probably only looks at this site if someone in his social circle directly links him for some reason.
 
Wait, hold on - Neither of these texts say anything about being showered with expensive Lego sets from faceless strangers on the Internet. I'm shocked that didn't come about.
 
The Dude said:
Has Renee said ANYTHING to Chris in the past couple months? Why is he still texting Renee when she doesn't respond?
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Because hope springs eternal?

likeabadgirlshould said:
It is like he is stranded on a deserted island and the only thing to keep him from going insane with loneliness is talking to a coconut..
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Or this. Perhaps a combination of the two.

One thing I'm wondering about is how the dogs are reacting to the pet sitters. They seemed to be downright unfriendly to strangers, per Catie---how long before somebody gets bitten?

Honeyrabbit said:
i'm a bit shocked that chris would spend his money on the absurd money-pit of Skylanders, rather than the slightly less absurd money-pit of Lego sets
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I'm surprised he hasn't blown anything on the newest (& original CWC money sink) Little Pig Blanket.
 
A Whole Block of Cheese said:
I noticed he said the "cat" refused to get into the carrier. Am I late here or have all their cats died except for one?
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It wasn't an actual update but we were told in a post that one of the cats didn't make it during the fire. I don't remember who said it, I think Marvin posted it. I also don't think we were told which one.
 
4Macie said:
It wasn't an actual update but we were told in a post that one of the cats didn't make it during the fire. I don't remember who said it, I think Marvin posted it. I also don't think we were told which one.
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Wow that's really sad. At least it's in a better place and doesn't have to live in a horrible home anymore.
 
I want to know why he keeps texting Renee like she's actually responding. He texts her like she said something back to him. I trust that Thetan isn't responding, so is Chris just making up a conversation? Apparently it's been MONTHS since Renee has said anything... Has Chris really not gotten the hint? Or is it possible some troll pretended to email him as "Renee after the hacking" and Chris still texts Thetan whenever he doesn't email back... I really don't think this is likely, but it's the only logical assumption I can make about Chris texting a girl for months without a response. And he doesn't even seem concerned. With any other girlfriend/gal pal, he has nonstop spammed them with "are you ok?!" And other stuff like "I'm hoping you are well, haven't heard from you in a while". Has there been ANYTHING like that @Thetan ?
 
So instead of wishing for Santa to give him a girlfriend he wants to magically become a woman.
 
4Macie said:
I want to know why he keeps texting Renee like she's actually responding. He texts her like she said something back to him. I trust that Thetan isn't responding, so is Chris just making up a conversation? Apparently it's been MONTHS since Renee has said anything... Has Chris really not gotten the hint? Or is it possible some troll pretended to email him as "Renee after the hacking" and Chris still texts Thetan whenever he doesn't email back... I really don't think this is likely, but it's the only logical assumption I can make about Chris texting a girl for months without a response. And he doesn't even seem concerned. With any other girlfriend/gal pal, he has nonstop spammed them with "are you ok?!" And other stuff like "I'm hoping you are well, haven't heard from you in a while". Has there been ANYTHING like that @Thetan ?
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Chris is lazy, because of this, I suspect that he's sending the same messages (copying and pasting) to multiple people rather than making the effort to respond / message the recipients individually. The "neutral" Christmas text is an example of this.

This is the explanation that makes sense to me anyway.
 
I think it has been asked before but I keep seeing him writing about his heart aching. Is he talking about actual pain? Does he take being heartbroken literally and doesn't consider it as a warning sign that something could be wrong with his health?
Asshole or not, I wouldn't wanna wish him a heart attack or anything like that...
 
4Macie said:
I want to know why he keeps texting Renee like she's actually responding. He texts her like she said something back to him. I trust that Thetan isn't responding, so is Chris just making up a conversation? Apparently it's been MONTHS since Renee has said anything... Has Chris really not gotten the hint? Or is it possible some troll pretended to email him as "Renee after the hacking" and Chris still texts Thetan whenever he doesn't email back... I really don't think this is likely, but it's the only logical assumption I can make about Chris texting a girl for months without a response. And he doesn't even seem concerned. With any other girlfriend/gal pal, he has nonstop spammed them with "are you ok?!" And other stuff like "I'm hoping you are well, haven't heard from you in a while". Has there been ANYTHING like that @Thetan ?
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There were a couple of messages like that, but I'm going to have to go through my files to find them. When Renee didn't respond, Chris just started sending text messages regardless of whether or not Renee replied.
 
But with a magical transformation to completely female, he'd lose his seven incher! What a waste!
 
Nikolai Drozdov said:
I think it has been asked before but I keep seeing him writing about his heart aching. Is he talking about actual pain? Does he take being heartbroken literally and doesn't consider it as a warning sign that something could be wrong with his health?
Asshole or not, I wouldn't wanna wish him a heart attack or anything like that...
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I think Chris talking about his "heart aching" is a variant of the old "heart level" added for effect and to engender pity.
 
Nikolai Drozdov said:
I think it has been asked before but I keep seeing him writing about his heart aching. Is he talking about actual pain? Does he take being heartbroken literally and doesn't consider it as a warning sign that something could be wrong with his health?
Asshole or not, I wouldn't wanna wish him a heart attack or anything like that...
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Chris has more cholesterol than Homer J. Simpson since all he eats is fast foot shit that's loaded with everything bad for a person's body. It's actually kind of astounding he's somehow not showing more signs of how his heart has suffered unimaginable physical abuse purely because of it's owner being...Chris, than his obvious obesity and decision that 30 minutes of continuous walking is "heavy exercise" when it's unlikely he does even that much.
 
A Whole Block of Cheese said:
I noticed he said the "cat" refused to get into the carrier. Am I late here or have all their cats died except for one?
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I think Lucy is the only survivor. She's the only one we've seen [semi-recent] pictures of.

EDIT: Like this one from 2013.

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EDIT x2: Confirmed: http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Lucy_Chandler#Lucy_Chandler
 
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Optimus Prime said:
Chris has more cholesterol than Homer J. Simpson since all he eats is fast foot shit that's loaded with everything bad for a person's body. It's actually kind of astounding he's somehow not showinh more signs of how his heart has suffered unimaginable physical abuse purely because of it's owner being...Chris, than his obvious obesity and decision that 30 minutes of continuous walking is "heavy exercise" when it's unlikely he does even that much.
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Yes, he's in bad shape, no doubt. But I wonder if and what he would recognize as an actual health problem. We know that he just doesn't see what's wrong with his hair or weight. But what about other signs? I could see him telling himself that a migraine is part of sensory overload or chest pain a sign of girls breaking his heart. But would a toothache or aching joints be something that he might say: "Hmmm, maybe I should see a doctor."?
Or would he come up with another explanation and just go on with it?
 
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