Report: EA Is Remastering The ‘Mass Effect’ Trilogy At Long Last (Unconfirmed)

[Ruin]

Some more of TV Tropes users mocking the censorship outrage.

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I mean half of them have loli avatars so disliking boobs and butts kind of makes sense if they're not into women over eight.

 

[The Valeyard]

To the surprise of no one, Yongyea shills for the game by defending the changes to Mass Effect 2.

 

[milk]

To the surprise of no one, Yongyea shills for the game by defending the changes to Mass Effect 2.

Of course he is, he doesn't want to end his voice acting "career", by being too critical.

 

[Marissa Moira]

I mean half of them have loli avatars so disliking boobs and butts kind of makes sense if they're not into women over eight.

You're wrong

They're not lolifags....they're foot fags.

 

[SolidZone 26]

Anyone retarded enough to support EA needs to Jump off a mountain.

 

[Snekposter]

You're wrong

They're not lolifags....they're foot fags.

Footfags get the bullet first.

 

[Miller]

>"ruining my neo fascist misogynistic power fantasy"
Shitting on the game to own the toxic gamers... great optics.

To the surprise of no one, Yongyea shills for the game by defending the changes to Mass Effect 2.

Every fucking time. No matter how hard he shills for the industry, he will never get into voice acting.

 

[X Pac Heat]

lol yongyea is a fucking fag who should get more shit for actually playing Cyberpunk before release and hyping it up anyways.

also his voice fucking suuuuucks dude needs to take a shower, hit the weights and get a clue.

 

[I.B. Niggin]

YongYea mispronounces shit all the time. How can he expect to be any kind of fucking voice actor?

 

[Panopticunt]

Taking out the ass shots doesn't bother me (especially since I don't plan on buying this shit), but the endless jerking themselves off over what wonderful people they are for it is so painfully transparent. All they have to do is shout "I'm woke!" and their dwindling fanbase bursts into applause.

Bioware's business model for the past decade has been: make game, brag about how much representation they shoved in, make shallower game, repeat. Their last two launches failed miserably and the next DA and ME games are still years off (allegedly, if they get made at all). So they exhumed some of the games people still liked, gave them a fresh coat of paint, and then went out of their way to spark complaints over lack of fanservice so they come off as the good guys to their consumers.

Eventually, as with all their releases, they'll be reminded that whatever they do will never be enough for the people they are so desperate to cater to. Every base they failed to cover (i still can't touch dicks with this character/background npc is problematic/how dare they include culturally insensitive sidequest) will get dragged up and discoursed to hell and back yet again. Then, of course, the devs will jump in with promises of doing better next time and patching in new and exciting queer shit, and the cycle begins anew.

Might be an intentional grift, might just be what happens when you put a they/them in charge of your writers. Pretty funny to watch, either way.

 

[Mr. Zed da Robot Poon Fed]

Someone made a great point that it's odd that they would censor Miranda's ass but not all the sex scenes/aftersex throughout the trilogy, along with the Asari strippers and Kimberly Chambers and others dancing promiscuously if you end up in a relationship with them. In ME:A, there was naked female ass and Asari titties.

Anyone in their right mind would already know that Miranda is a character, not a sex object, long before the trilogy was even finished. I'm pretty sure people weren't focused on her ass so much as the gameplay and story.

Also, is this change going to happen for other characters like EDI, Jack, Samara, Tali, etc.?

Also, we got this special article here:

Mass Effect can be super sexist and I’m glad they’re changing it

A reader is glad BioWare is making changes to how female characters are portrayed in Mass Effect and hopes for further change in the future.

metro.co.uk

 

[TVStactic]

Someone made a great point that it's odd that they would censor Miranda's ass but not all the sex scenes/aftersex throughout the trilogy, along with the Asari strippers and Kimberly Chambers and others dancing promiscuously if you end up in a relationship with them. In ME:A, there was naked female ass and Asari titties.

Anyone in their right mind would already know that Miranda is a character, not a sex object, long before the trilogy was even finished. I'm pretty sure people weren't focused on her ass so much as the gameplay and story.

Also, is this change going to happen for other characters like EDI, Jack, Samara, Tali, etc.?

Also, we got this special article here:

Mass Effect can be super sexist and I’m glad they’re changing it

A reader is glad BioWare is making changes to how female characters are portrayed in Mass Effect and hopes for further change in the future.

metro.co.uk

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went with ublock and didn't get that message. heh, the comment section is on par with going against that retarded decision and the writer seem to have pulled an Alan Smithee, it's clear that biofags wanted to draw attention on the matter even though just announcing that ME wuz going to get a remaster woulda been fine, it seem their faggotry is betting on the woke PR as Panopticunt stated, they are trying to pander for Twitter/Tumblr folks even if they know these fuckers will never touch ME because icky gamers.

lol yongyea is a fucking fag who should get more shit for actually playing Cyberpunk before release and hyping it up anyways.

also his voice fucking suuuuucks dude needs to take a shower, hit the weights and get a clue.

this yongyea faggot sounds like he's trying TOO HARD to pull a "strong voice" when normally he would have a mildly/lightly squeaky voice, i think he wants to sound like markiplier because he thinks strong voices get the $$$ even though what matters is your acting and how consistent you are with your voice (that's why markiplier's scenes on the movie he VA sucks ass). that's why the 3 niçças of gaming VA laura, nolan and troy get hired on pretty much alot of games because every writerfag thinks their voice fit with any character (it don't) and they also got retard fans which sort of guarantee purchases while on animations it's varied AF for voice actors and people you may not even heard of get a fitting voice for a character 'slong as they are consistent with it, one close example i can think of is JG Quintel and Regular show or Tara Strong with shit like drawn together or the fairly oddparents, shit even Tress Macneille did a good jooj for both animations AND games and she has a voice behaviour similar to the gaming va unholy trinity, on fallout 2 she sounds exactly like she would on futurama/simpsons but her acting differs... unlike them.

 

[Drain Todger]

Miranda’s Ass is a very important character in this series. That ass withstood having that bodysuit jammed halfway up it for days at a time. It was stretched and smushed by countless dynamic cover moves, squashed flat by barstools every time Shepard and crew went for a drink, and subjected to extreme acceleration during space battles, among many other indignities.

Miranda’s Ass is the true hero of Ass Effect. Let me make something very clear, BioWare. No Miranda’s Ass = No buy, period!

 

[Shovel Mech Pilot]

I don't care about Miranda's ass if we can still deck that reporter in the face.

 

[Patrick X Tomlinson]

This Miranda's ass thing reminds me of when Andromeda came out and was a complete piece of shit technically and storywise but one of the very first things they prioritized fixing was removing the 'dead name' of some random tranny npc you can talk to because a bunch of whiney faggots complained about it on Twitter.

 

[A_Callow_Youth]

To the surprise of no one, Yongyea shills for the game by defending the changes to Mass Effect 2.

You know, I'm suddenly very glad that I pulled the plug on this guy when MGSV launched. The rumormongering was fun, but that was the only thing he had going for him.

 

[ArthuriusMartyrius]

You know, any time I hear about Bioware's cringy woke pandering with ME, it reminds me of when Mass Effect 2 had come out and Mass Effect 3 was still several months away and one of their devs basically came out and said "Miranda is defined by her sexuality" after being grilled by the press over the ass shots. I mean for fuck's sake, if even Bioware didn't conceive of Miranda as anything beyond a pair of tits and ass when they first created her, then why do they expect me to see her as something more?

And fuck the Legendary edition, I bowed out the moment I heard they weren't going to include one of the DLCs. Give me all of the content or give me nothing, I won't settle for less.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

And fuck the Legendary edition, I bowed out the moment I heard they weren't going to include one of the DLCs. Give me all of the content or give me nothing, I won't settle for less.

Apparently the source code is corrupted. To be honest I wouldn't lose sleep over not being able to play Pinnacle Station again, but I'm waiting for it to be released because I get the feeling they will be changing more than Miranda's arse.

 

[James Roancrest]

As someone who played Pinnacle Station a couple of months ago, the only thing we're losing is access to a glorified slot machine with a chance to give high-end gear.

I'm not bothered by the Miranda camera change (though the pandering and preaching through the articles are annoying). I will be waiting for a week or two after it releases to see if it is worth buying.

 

[Secret Asshole]

I thought Bioware was a dead studio?