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But you don't trade in food for weapon upgrades.
Resident Evil - Virgin Vampire Wine Mom vs Chad Magnetic Lebowski
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Hey don't diss the Duke by comparing him to the Gunt.
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For one he can cook, is capable of functioning without liquor, is genuinely likeable, and seems to be a normal height.
He also didn't impregnate a teenage meth head and then dump her for a pedo tranny.
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Fuck me, the second lot of Merc stages don't fuck around.
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I could of sworn that it was from the first game's manual. It's been a while though so I'll admit I could be very wrong about their backstories.
Capcom should still be slapped for continually re-doing them until they're both basically shonen characters.
I always chalked it up to S.T.A.R.S. being the RE universe's version of SWAT or something like that and Japan not really having an idea of what American polices forces are like.
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Just use the pistol or fully upgraded pistol since the upgrades transfer from the start of the mission to the end. They're based around being able to upgrade the weapons.
The knife spam also works well.
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Those wondering why she gets hyped up despite being killed off earlier compared to all the other Lords should remember that they pretty much hyped her up once they saw her enter a doorway that showed her height. Before that reveal I can't even remember anyone going apeshit for her when she and her daughters were first revealed. Not to mention, she did have importance as an antagonist figure since she does have a key item you have to get and she answers directly to Mother Miranda.
While people simp for tall vampire lady, I just wanna note with Heisenberg. He literally resembles the Dude.
Not to mention, he had a much better boss fight than everyone else with Mother Miranda coming in second.
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If you could emulate I'd say play 1 or 2 and see if you like that kind of "here's some shoddy action gameplay, now here's some puzzles but the action could come back annnnny time now~." If you end up being good at the game and replay it there's some quirks to the runs that get you unlocks and different feels to the runs, but it may fall flat with you. Watch some letsplays first.
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Don't mind me, just posting two absolute chads enjoying a meal.
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In a game full of enemies united to harm you, it's strangely compelling that this man who shouldn't be able to outrun you is always one step ahead, and the enemy alliance doesn't(can't?) stop him from helping you. He has the same appeal as the Genie from Aladdin; a weird, jolly character that deeply impacts the main character's ability to complete their role in the story, but intentionally doesn't steal focus from Ethan.
Don't mind me, just posting two absolute chads enjoying a meal.
It's also a treat that the game tries to explain away all the supernatural shit like the daughters being hives of bugs with journal entries, or how the Cadou interact with the Mold, but the Duke is the one character where they "show but don't tell" when he's also the one thing not trying to kill you.
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Regarding S.T.A.R.S, I always just assumed that they were intentionally formed to test the capabilities of the shit they were developing at the mansion
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Fat people: *EXIST*
Game journalists:
That's just it: Duke is a fatshaming trope because he EATS.
Notice they are the ones calling him disgusting when the gamers mostly love him. Do these faggots want representation or not?
Edit: "Nonbinary Erotic Artist"
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Game journalists:
That's just it: Duke is a fatshaming trope because he EATS.
Notice they are the ones calling him disgusting when the gamers mostly love him. Do these faggots want representation or not?
Edit: "Nonbinary Erotic Artist"
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Yeah, I also forgot about Heissenberg. I think everyone from this could agree about the fact that both Heissenberg and Donna are better than tall lady vampire.
I know how does Donna look, you don't have to remind to everyone here about this. I mean everyone can easily find this image of Donna.
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-Groan- Leave it to those people to find something to REEE at where there's absolutely nothing to REEE at. Fuck me. Here we go:
First: Another merchant in RE? Yes, please. He's loaded, he pays you money so you can make your weapons into killing machines and he will even cook you meals, for free, if you just put in the legwork hunting animals for him. I don't know if this fat erotic artist guy cooks, but cooking for someone is special, and it's great for bonding. Gustavo Fring chose to cook dinner for Walter. Granted, it backfired a little bit, but Gustavo Fring is rarely wrong, come on.
I'm not really a big fan of hunting myself, even in videogames, but when it comes down to brass tacks, it's a bunch of 1s and 0s standing in your way. Just kill your suspension of disbelief and you're good. And this is coming from a dude who would massacre entire cities and gangs of bounty hunters in Red Dead 2 but always, always, ALWAYS spare the hounds.
Second: I don't fucking understand how you're looking at the Duke to think he's just good for a cheap laugh. Ethan, a man significantly younger, fitter, and given superpowers because he ate a moldy slice of gouda once is having just the HARDEST time surviving this rough environment, at least if you picked Hardcore, and meanwhile the Duke is walking around like he's at a random starbucks. Pretty much unopposed. The zombies and lycans either don't give a fuck about him (Doubtful since they eat people) or, more likely, he eats them for breakfast. As opposed to The Merchant in 4 who was just more or less implied to be infected with a dominant plaga like Saddler and therefore safe amongst Ganados, the basic enemies have no reason to ignore the Duke at all. Vampire Mommy literally thinks so highly of him as a merchant that she doesn't turn him into weenie rolls when he starts blatantly playing both sides with Ethan, who has just killed her daughters and stolen most of her shit to sell to the Duke, who will in turn arm Ethan even harder and make him even more of a threat. Again, just to reiterate: Lady Dimitrescu doesn't think killing A LITERAL TRAITOR, IN THE PROCESS OF BETRAYING HER RIGHT NOW, IN HER LITERAL BACK YARD, is a wise move. What even IS the Duke? Is he just a cunning merchant or is he some sort of super monster? Or just that good in a fight, in all his chubby Humpty-Dumpty-like shape? None of the other lords seem to come after him either... No amount of good business would be worth not killing the man arming a dude out to murder you. It's more than likely than the Duke is actually really scary. Hell, if you throw Pipe Bombs at him all you'll make him do is cough. He's a lot more mysterious and less straightforward than the Merchant ever was. You can pretty much think anything you want about him. (And what this dude chooses to think is HE FAT N UGGO REE, because of course.)
Third: Without just spoiling the living crap out of the ending, although I think most of us know already, the Duke is... Really, really smart. Almost precogniscent. And the implications are that it's just a hunch he's got and chooses to act on against logic. Even Chris admits that he should have explained the plan to Ethan, and his soldiers get on his case about it. The Duke never failed Ethan. He was loyal, reliable, and an invaluable ally to the very end of the story. I'll just say this: The Duke is so instrumental in the end, without him things would have more likely than not ended in a lot more casualties and a chopped up Rosemary quickly snorted by Mother Miranda before Chris could get in there and Boulder Punch her to mush.
I'm not really a big fan of hunting myself, even in videogames, but when it comes down to brass tacks, it's a bunch of 1s and 0s standing in your way. Just kill your suspension of disbelief and you're good. And this is coming from a dude who would massacre entire cities and gangs of bounty hunters in Red Dead 2 but always, always, ALWAYS spare the hounds.
Second: I don't fucking understand how you're looking at the Duke to think he's just good for a cheap laugh. Ethan, a man significantly younger, fitter, and given superpowers because he ate a moldy slice of gouda once is having just the HARDEST time surviving this rough environment, at least if you picked Hardcore, and meanwhile the Duke is walking around like he's at a random starbucks. Pretty much unopposed. The zombies and lycans either don't give a fuck about him (Doubtful since they eat people) or, more likely, he eats them for breakfast. As opposed to The Merchant in 4 who was just more or less implied to be infected with a dominant plaga like Saddler and therefore safe amongst Ganados, the basic enemies have no reason to ignore the Duke at all. Vampire Mommy literally thinks so highly of him as a merchant that she doesn't turn him into weenie rolls when he starts blatantly playing both sides with Ethan, who has just killed her daughters and stolen most of her shit to sell to the Duke, who will in turn arm Ethan even harder and make him even more of a threat. Again, just to reiterate: Lady Dimitrescu doesn't think killing A LITERAL TRAITOR, IN THE PROCESS OF BETRAYING HER RIGHT NOW, IN HER LITERAL BACK YARD, is a wise move. What even IS the Duke? Is he just a cunning merchant or is he some sort of super monster? Or just that good in a fight, in all his chubby Humpty-Dumpty-like shape? None of the other lords seem to come after him either... No amount of good business would be worth not killing the man arming a dude out to murder you. It's more than likely than the Duke is actually really scary. Hell, if you throw Pipe Bombs at him all you'll make him do is cough. He's a lot more mysterious and less straightforward than the Merchant ever was. You can pretty much think anything you want about him. (And what this dude chooses to think is HE FAT N UGGO REE, because of course.)
Third: Without just spoiling the living crap out of the ending, although I think most of us know already, the Duke is... Really, really smart. Almost precogniscent. And the implications are that it's just a hunch he's got and chooses to act on against logic. Even Chris admits that he should have explained the plan to Ethan, and his soldiers get on his case about it. The Duke never failed Ethan. He was loyal, reliable, and an invaluable ally to the very end of the story. I'll just say this: The Duke is so instrumental in the end, without him things would have more likely than not ended in a lot more casualties and a chopped up Rosemary quickly snorted by Mother Miranda before Chris could get in there and Boulder Punch her to mush.
TL;DR: My guy, the Duke is MUCH more than just a fat dude. Yeah, he likes food. That's how he got so fat. He's heroic, reliable, Ethan's truest and most steadfast ally, outclassing even Chris, and taking away just that "HE'S FAT AND NOT ATTRACTIVE REEEEE" is the most surface level judgment you could possibly make. You're the one who fails to look deeper than the flab. Fat people can have a lot more to their identity than "They look fat and therefore weird". Well, unless they're Amberlynn Reid.
Leave it to this crowd to see a cool fat guy in Japanese media and REEE about it. Where's my complain post about how Bob from Tekken is not sufficiently cool/handsome/ambiguously gendered for a fat guy?
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I'm watching a playthrough, and when Lady D's doing her whole Tyrant bit in her castle, you can huddle in a room with The Duke inside, and completely ghost her. Works well given that the room is right next to a puzzle that she "perpetually" hounds and hangs around.
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Do you think the Duke knows about the Mold way before Miranda?
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I hate fighting Bob but he is funny as fuck. The part in 7’s story mode where he falls through the stage and where Paul and Law run away from Feng in sheer fucking terror are the only good parts of that game’s story mode.