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I would love to see a "Ada becomes the main baddie" scenario play out

Fucking double/triple/fifth agent betrays all of the shady vaguely named organizations and unleashes the kung flu on the world

Wonder how her hypothetical transformation would look like
 
I would love to see a "Ada becomes the main baddie" scenario play out

Fucking double/triple/fifth agent betrays all of the shady vaguely named organizations and unleashes the kung flu on the world

Wonder how her hypothetical transformation would look like
You just described Leon and Ada's campaign in RE6.
 
Or what it should’ve been.
It's a essentially a lets have the cake and eat it too situation. Where fake Ada does literally everything evil, while real Ada gets to keep her mystery. It's an interesting idea, and there are parts of it I do like. The problem is they make her too dam mysterious and odd. Re2 Ada is a mercenary human and understandable, while RE6 Ada is basically solid snake. The entire opening of her campaign is literally metal gear solid lite. She also doesn't lose her cool and is very flippant about everything. It would be easy to say she doesn't give a shit about the chaos, but there is one interesting instance in her campaign where she saves civilians and goes full Rambo at the end.


It would be interesting to see how she fits in RE8 if they put her back in as DLC.


So after finishing RE6 I can say I did enjoy it. Playing it in order with that steam guide was the correct decision. As otherwise I think this game is something of a narrative clusterfuck if you attempt to fully complete each campaign one at a time. I kinda understand why they did it, so multiplayer cross-play between the sections could happen, but as interesting and cool as the system is, its insanely impractical. You've got 50 seconds to find a second team of 2 people playing at the exact same moment and time synced up. It's not happening and the segments themselves feel a little underwhelming at times despite the effort involved. Aside from Leon and Jake's crossover segment.

The campaigns all start out wonky and throw you into the plot face first, but they end up a lot better around the midway point or so when you get a shit ton of guns to play with. Leon is the most consistently good of the bunch, as he goes up against all the zombie type enemy's and they are fun to fight. Chris spends a lot of time fighting gun zombies and I feel like this one needed the most work put into it. It gets better, but the first 2 chapters are light on ammo and that's unacceptable for what is billed as the action campaign of the game. Jake's started out average. I remember his was billed as the one most like "Nemesis" but there's a surprisingly large amount of time where your not running from this guy. Ada's.... kinda follows the opposite approach, It starts out REALLY strong and even has a couple good RE puzzles! Then you get a couple meh boss fights and a shitty helicopter segment.

One of the games main issues is definitely how much it stretches itself out. They spent a shitton of money on making this thing and it shows, with the large number of enemy types and set pieces. So much so that there's entire mechanics and context based moves, you may never see or learn how to use when you play it.



All of that can be hand waved, but the main issue is that this game suffers from a villain problem.

Simmons is basically the main bad guy of the game, but he's a wet blanket. He barely has a personality besides wanting Ada as his personal fuck doll. The most interesting thing about him is the fact that he belongs to some mysterious organization that existed as far back as RE2. This is neat, but a lot of the supplemental stuff is in unlockable lore, that I still need to read though. He's not compelling villain material. Ada's evil clone is! But.... she gets taken out too early. She has a really cool and creepy ass transformation sequence, but her boss fight in Ada's campaign ends a chapter too quickly, and what we are left with for Jake and Chris's campaigns is monster clean up.

There's a lot of good stuff in this game, but I do feel it was the correct decision to scale back things for RE7.


Shame Jake wasn't more popularly received, I totally would have bought his game.


Personally, I think he just needs to grow some hair.
 
One of the games main issues is definitely how much it stretches itself out. They spent a shitton of money on making this thing and it shows, with the large number of enemy types and set pieces. So much so that there's entire mechanics and context based moves, you may never see or learn how to use when you play it.
This is the reason why Mercenaries mode kicks so much ass in 6. There's so much you can do with the gameplay and it's all really cool looking.

Sliding around and rolling on the floor and spinning backward to quick scope zombie soldiers and shit, that stuff is dope.
Shame Jake wasn't more popularly received, I totally would have bought his game.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=8AbH4jVS1mk
Personally, I think he just needs to grow some hair.
Ya never know, he could show up in RE9 alongside Rose. They could turn it into Resident Evil Shippuden starring the next generation of bioweapon hunting virgins
 
RE6 does have a major problem in that the level design and setpieces aren't exactly well-suited for the action, being heavily scripted and in tight, confined areas. It's why Mercenaries in it works so well, as the stages are much more open, allowing for more experimentation and for the combat to truly shine.

Also, sidenote, I was hoping Ada and Carla would end up in a situation like this against Leon or Chris.

 
He looks like a Just Cause villain mixed with Edgar from Men in Black.

He wanted an Ada body pillow and almost ended the world.
I always thought Carla was wasted as a character. Their's some really cool tragic horror potential to someone whose sense of self has come under attack in such an extreme way, creating a really complex villain. Hell the idea of her as a protagonist could even work were the game revolves her attempts to reclaim her sense of self even if she can't become physically herself again. With a nice subtext to the mary sueish aspects of ada being soul destroying to personally experiance
But no evil ada turns into cum monster was all they could do with it.
 
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But no evil ada turns into cum monster was all they could do with it.
The films are junk, but they do really well in box office territories like China, Russia, and France. With 6, it felt like Capcom decided to cut out the middleman and make a 'movie' the masses wanted to see.
 
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I always thought Carla was wasted as a character. Their's some really cool tragic horror potential to someone whose sense of sense has come under attack in such an extreme way, creating a really complex villain. Hell the idea of her as a protagonist could even work were you the game revolves her attempts to reclaim her sense of self even if she can't become physically herself again. With a nice subtext to the mary sueish aspects of ada being soul destroying to personally experiance
But no evil ada turns into cum monster was all they could do with it.
That’s pretty much to be expected with resident evil. The only villain the franchise kept around for a while is Wesker.

And other than that the only villain that seemed to be a success and is quite popular is nemesis. And as I said, Wesker of course.
 
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Re2 Ada is a mercenary human and understandable, while RE6 Ada is basically solid snake.
Ada isn't really the only one with this problem, all RE6 protagonists come across as action heroes in some way. Not necessarily a bad thing, it was just handled pretty awkwardly and doesn't really fit with the whole survival horror theme the games were suppose to have.

And yes, I know the survival horror boat sailed long ago on the series.

Simmons is basically the main bad guy of the game, but he's a wet blanket. He barely has a personality besides wanting Ada as his personal fuck doll. The most interesting thing about him is the fact that he belongs to some mysterious organization that existed as far back as RE2. This is neat, but a lot of the supplemental stuff is in unlockable lore, that I still need to read though. He's not compelling villain material. Ada's evil clone is! But.... she gets taken out too early. She has a really cool and creepy ass transformation sequence, but her boss fight in Ada's campaign ends a chapter too quickly, and what we are left with for Jake and Chris's campaigns is monster clean up.
I think if Simmons was hinted at in a couple of previous games, he didn't have to be front and center mugging for the camera, but a mention or two in a couple of documents you could find would of gone a ways to at least somewhat saving the character. They could of even kept his creepy obsession with Ada as a driving force if they just included a line or two in previous games or a memo you could find from one of the other "Family" members stating that his obsession with the spy is getting unhealthy and they might want to keep a watch on him.

Alfred and Saddler are one-dimensional, wholly evil villains (and they have questionable intelligence). The voice acting is also worse than I remembered. But those games are Shakespearean when compared to RE6's plot.
Alfred is also so hammy and camp that he's one of the best things about CV, and probably one of the better RE villians.
 
Alfred and Saddler are one-dimensional, wholly evil villains (and they have questionable intelligence). The voice acting is also worse than I remembered. But those games are Shakespearean when compared to RE6's plot.
I always thought umbrella worked best as a faceless inhuman corp like in the first three, their's something more unsettling about a board of souless suits building bio weapons vs some hammy anime vilain who thinks drinking mutagens will make him a god. Wesker was more fun as a scummy rat in one over his lex luthor incarnation in veronica onward.
 
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I wonder where is HUNK?
Supplementals note he's a world renowned mercenary who's skills and techniques have inspired others, but he's been MIA plot wise sense Code veronica. Presumably he broke away from umbrella and became even more big boss like then Chris. I believe he was supposed to be involved in the early stages of RE revelations 1, but he was cut out.
Ya never know, he could show up in RE9 alongside Rose. They could turn it into Resident Evil Shippuden starring the next generation of bioweapon hunting virgins
I would be very surprised if Jake still hadnt hooked up with Sherry by that time.
 
Supplementals note he's a world renowned mercenary who's skills and techniques have inspired others, but he's been MIA plot wise sense Code veronica. Presumably he broke away from umbrella and became even more big boss like then Chris. I believe he was supposed to be involved in the early stages of RE revelations 1, but he was cut out.

I would be very surprised if Jake still hadnt hooked up with Sherry by that time.
Doubtful. Ethan Winters is the only person other than Barry Burton in the RE universe to canonically know what sex is.
 
I only now realize Final Chapter was Ruby Rose's breakout role.

Paul "Way Shittier" Anderson.
Ethan Winters is the only person in the RE universe to canonically know what sex is.
 
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So I watched RE vendetta today.... man was that a glorious ass popcorn movie. :story:

It has some great ideas, a legit good villian and kick ass mocap action fights. but when it was dumb MAN was it dumb.



This scene right here was magnificently retarded.


WHAT DO I DO LEON? oh I dont know Chris maybe shoot them? But that's not the best part. The best part is when Leon gets some civilians killed and throws a grenade at a dog that's already dead to look cool for the camera.


Leon alone has some of the most bollywood ass scenes in the entire franchise, and ive seen the live action ones. He's pulling off shit that would put Alice to shame and he's 40 something? lol


And Chris.... man his life is starting to look like this sketch with the way his buddy's constantly get killed.




I hesitate to call it the best CG movie, as while it was the most entertaining Damnation was the best from a quality standpoint. Still good times where had.





Nice how the bad guy's hot bodyguard Maria Gomez lived at the end, hope she comes back eventually. (Reminds me a little bit of Alice, but she barely did anything besides look cool)

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I'm playing RE4 again.

I'm noticing how hard it would be to remake it in the style of REmake. There's just too many guns, too many chapters, too many gadgets, too many enemies, and too many cumbersome items. The Merchant, like the Duke, can only be rationalized as some sort of deity (which fans are unhappy about).

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