Resident Evil - Virgin Vampire Wine Mom vs Chad Magnetic Lebowski

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Can Jill actually get infected AGAIN? In RE 3 Nemesis infected her but Carlos managed to give her a vaccine that seems to have worked. Unless of course you're bringing a "oh this T-virus was just dormant" story into it. Heck in the RE3 novel Jill thinks she might have picked up a slight resistance to the T virus when they fought in the spencer mansion because the infection isn't turning her immediately into a Zombie. Of course the original T-Virus took days to turn people into zombies while the T-Virus from RE 2 took only a couple of hours indicating Birkin shortend the incubation period
 
Balr0g said:
Can Jill actually get infected AGAIN? In RE 3 Nemesis infected her but Carlos managed to give her a vaccine that seems to have worked. Unless of course you're bringing a "oh this T-virus was just dormant" story into it. Heck in the RE3 novel Jill thinks she might have picked up a slight resistance to the T virus when they fought in the spencer mansion because the infection isn't turning her immediately into a Zombie. Of course the original T-Virus took days to turn people into zombies while the T-Virus from RE 2 took only a couple of hours indicating Birkin shortend the incubation period
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like all female police officers she was a DEI hire intended to get passed around the STARS office. Through getting tag teamed constantly she developed a natural immunity to STDs which was how she managed to survive the viruses she received. She was starting to get blown out which is why Rebecca was brought in. Chris didn't fuck her because hes a closet homo and Barry didn't fuck her because he's an old zionist evangelical boomer. Wesker most certainly did, he likes them young. Thats why he's got a pic of Rebecca in a cheerleader outfit and went to the human trafficking capital of the world Ukraine to fuck a jailbait and sire Jake Muller. It's also why he knocked back Excella, because she has pubes and hairy arms (dark hair).

thats my theory anyway.
 
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Achtung Bitter said:
Capcom should bring Jill back, having that faggot Leon in three subsequent releases is tiresome.
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Jill, Barry, Claire, I'd even take Becca or fuckin Moira at this point.

Or hey, for X, how about actual new characters?! Ethan was starting to grow on me just a little by the time Village was winding up. Then they killed him.

Okay, never mind, not Moira. What was I thinking...
 
his ebony queen Sheeva back
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would've been unfair, she already was put where Jill belonged,

Capcom really messed up its early marketing, to the point that people started theoretizing if the black woman instead of allegedly deceased Jill is an apology for their first game prototype.
 
Finished RE9 and am going to finish the Insanity "difficulty" run, it's a mixed bag.
  • I liked the care center section, but I use 3rd-person, because I'm not vibing with 1st-person. (Didn't play RE7+8 )
  • Grace's segments were alright, Leon's segments are just like RE4R.
  • Raccoon City was okay (I liked the atmosphere though, many will disagree with me on this)
  • The Titan Spinner boss was enjoyable and actually kinda scary, surprised that Capcom didn't pussy out because of >muh arachnophobia, it's a fucking horror game.
  • The orphanage section was the absolute worst part of the game. Waking Simulator. Absolute dogshit.
  • RPD and the Ark were pretty weak.
  • Oswell Spencer (now being called Ozwell for some reason) retconned to being a fag "tying to atone for his sins", he was a megalomaniacal eugenicist obsessed with bringing humanity to the next stage of evolution. RE5R is going to be a huge retcon, (with no literal spearchucking nigs while taking place in AFRICA) calling it now. I know RE's story is a clusterfuck, but come on now.
 
Blitzsneed said:
retconned to being a fag "tying to atone for his sins"
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He can both feel bad about how Raccoon City went down, and also want to evolve humanity and be a ruthless asshole, for Spencer, it was never about money or making weapons, he thought he could stack enough bodies on the road to progress and get immortal super humans, but well all he got was bodies.
 
MazonLabs Recruitment Rep said:
I just want a GOOD Resident Evil revolving around the Umbrella Security Service. You'd think it would be easy...
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A ORC 2 game would be nice.

Blitzsneed said:
I liked the care center section, but I use 3rd-person, because I'm not vibing with 1st-person. (Didn't play RE7+8 )
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Does RE9 have a FOV bigger than 90 in first-person? I have been playing RE7 recently and I can't stand the FOV (at least there's an option to get rid of the chromatic aberration).
 
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Cloaca Rimjob said:
they could just redo resi 1 but set in modern day, the characters would tick off all the boxes anyway. Jill (girlboss) Chris (homo) Barry ( dumb old white comic relief ) Kenneth (nigger) and Wesker (EVIL WHITE MAN) make the Tyrant a nog but make his story tragic like an analogy for slavery
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Would Rebecca be the lesbian because of her short hair? And would she be trying to munch Jill’s sandwich carpet?
 
Soycast II said:
Would Rebecca be the lesbian because of her short hair? And would she be trying to munch Jill’s sandwich carpet?
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Not sure, she might be too busy fighting the patriarchy to even consider chowing down on Jill's admittedly fantastic quim. Billy (((Coen))) could be her fat gay jewish friend.
 
Balr0g said:
And turn Rebecca into a tranny for the final touch. Maybe add Umbrella's research into new troon sauce potential
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I can see it now, they face scan Sphere Hunter as nu-Rebecca. I can already hear all the clapping for how brave and strong xer is from crapcum cultists like Maximillian.
 
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