Resident Evil - Virgin Vampire Wine Mom vs Chad Magnetic Lebowski

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if you trust this faggot director that he made this with Resident Evil in mind, after that trailer, you are on the good drugs.
You have to realize people who want to create things want to make their own things, not just reiterate someone else's work. It's why we basically never get faithful adaptations. This is a person who already has a very defined style to his work but I believe his statement because it's clear to me that it's loosely inspired by Lisa Trevor.

Obviously this is not going to be a satisfying adaptation of the source material whose name it's carrying based on the trailer. Honestly it's more reminicisent of Silent Hill with surreal imagery. That said I've only seen Weapons and I didn't really care for it so I don't know that I'll like this either.
 
You have to realize people who want to create things want to make their own things, not just reiterate someone else's work.
Please tell me you're just pretending to be this dense. If he wanted to make his own thing he could have just made his own original zombie movie and not rely on the name Resident Evil and pretend that he's referencing things from the games.
 
Please tell me you're just pretending to be this dense. If he wanted to make his own thing he could have just made his own original zombie movie and not rely on the name Resident Evil and pretend that he's referencing things from the games.
He could but there's less money in that. Like even to normies who don't even know there are Resident Evil games it's a big ip that makes a lot of money.
 
I know the community likes to shit on Capcom for their "why release the OG trilogy? We have the remakes!" comment, and for good reason, but looking at my youtube feed I kinda get it now. Most modern day gamers are just consumers. They consume the newest thing released, shit on anything released beforehand, then repeat with the next release. So when they released the OG trilogy, my feed blew up with all these hour long kids about how "the OG TRILOGY IS THE GREATEST EVER" or "THE ORIGINAL GAMES DEMOLISH EVERYTHING MADE AFTER"

And thats fine, those are acceptable opinions to have.... except I'm pretty sure they aren't their opinions. I get the feeling its just their NPC 'consume product' programming going haywire. The og games never went away. They've always been there, ready to play with emulation. The only thing that changed is that you now have the opportunity to pay for them. So now I realize we have this non-negligible faction of the RE fanbase who only care about a game if they can fork over cash for it... idk its just weird seeing consumerism in action.
 
being able to block entire fucking chainsaws because fuck you, that's why.
Shhhhh.. don’t tell him in RE9 you can actually block and deflect a fucking RPG and mortar rounds.

I know the community likes to shit on Capcom for their "why release the OG trilogy? We have the remakes!" comment, and for good reason, but looking at my youtube feed I kinda get it now. Most modern day gamers are just consumers. They consume the newest thing released, shit on anything released beforehand, then repeat with the next release. So when they released the OG trilogy, my feed blew up with all these hour long kids about how "the OG TRILOGY IS THE GREATEST EVER" or "THE ORIGINAL GAMES DEMOLISH EVERYTHING MADE AFTER"

And thats fine, those are acceptable opinions to have.... except I'm pretty sure they aren't their opinions. I get the feeling its just their NPC 'consume product' programming going haywire. The og games never went away. They've always been there, ready to play with emulation. The only thing that changed is that you now have the opportunity to pay for them. So now I realize we have this non-negligible faction of the RE fanbase who only care about a game if they can fork over cash for it... idk its just weird seeing consumerism in action.

Speaking of consumerism there’s this Tiktok thot who have this massive RE collection. Everything RE related merchandise you can imagine you will find it there. Figures, rare collector editions, rare copies and real life DNA of the main characters.
However this guy asked her a simple question: “did you play any of these games?”
She was clearly panicked, so much so she ended up blocking his ass before continuing her business as usual.
 
Hey, they are tasked with making impossible horror creatures, they achieve that, safely containing them is a bridge too far.

Ya know they probably could have made more money easier with less deaths just engineering the worlds cutest pets.
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This is what they'd come up with.
 
Emphasis on loose. JLongbone supposedly got the leaked script and apparently the monsters are all just The Thing-esque zombies who can fuse together with each other.
Huh. Sounds like it'll be a fun movie. What else is in the script? I'm assuming there's barely anything tied to umbrella
 
Huh. Sounds like it'll be a fun movie. What else is in the script? I'm assuming there's barely anything tied to umbrella
Fun isn't the word I'd use, most of the dialogue is just the MC stating the obvious or swearing. There's pretty much nothing that ties into Resident Evil at all. None of the characters, none of the monsters, I'm not even sure if Umbrella is in the movie either. I missed the start of her stream, so maybe they are, but I wouldn't be surprised if they were just some generic organization. The monsters seem cool, I'll give it that, but that's all its got going for it.
 
I don't know how, but with every new RE show or movie released, somehow the Paul Anderson movies look better and better.
 
I don't know how, but with every new RE show or movie released, somehow the Paul Anderson movies look better and better.
While I despise that faggot for making them nothing but asslick fests for his ironing board wife. He at least did a sorta faithful RE2/3 hybrid.

Gave us a perfect Jill.

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Gonna be honest, the only time I watched the Paul Anderson RE films was with a bunch of friends pissed out our heads. Had a lot of laughs poking fun at the movies and how they really really try to push Alice, but obviously that is all just background noise for a bunch of drunkards to make jokes to rather than actually watching a movie.

They consume the newest thing released, shit on anything released beforehand, then repeat with the next release. So when they released the OG trilogy, my feed blew up with all these hour long kids about how "the OG TRILOGY IS THE GREATEST EVER" or "THE ORIGINAL GAMES DEMOLISH EVERYTHING MADE AFTER"
Modern consumers just gush over a thing and then move on to the next new thing they have been told to gush about. It's pretty much like cattle at that point, really.
 
Fun isn't the word I'd use, most of the dialogue is just the MC stating the obvious or swearing. There's pretty much nothing that ties into Resident Evil at all. None of the characters, none of the monsters, I'm not even sure if Umbrella is in the movie either. I missed the start of her stream, so maybe they are, but I wouldn't be surprised if they were just some generic organization. The monsters seem cool, I'll give it that, but that's all its got going for it.
To be honest, cool insane monsters might be enough. A lot of the live action RE paul movies were pretty bog standard when it came to that. We always got zombies and they were pretty decent but BOW's? ehhh

They liked using lickers and dogs a lot in most of the movies, but Giant T Virus monsters and Tyrants weren't given a lot of love. We had Nemesis clumsily walking around in apocalypse

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and Iain Glen getting turned into something that looked like a tentacle tyrant in Extinction, but after that it was just inexplicably bringing in ganados zombies from RE5 to promote the game.

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They did made Giant lickers a thing in retribution though.

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Ironically the worst one in the franchise final chapter, is the only one that actually had some interesting original monster designs. ( for what little time we see them.)
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I mean heck the final fight in FC is literally our hero's fighting a cyborg that looks like a completely normal human being. The Paul movies besides extinction suck at giving proper final fights against big fucking monsters.



Funny enough, the Netflix one had the coolest depictions of giant T virus spiders and alligators ive seen. They actually leaned into that shit and had fun with the concept.

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I was particularly fond of how they treated lickers as actual threats that had to be avoided. They ended up shredding an entire umbrella security team in the one scene they have and the POC heroine had to be quiet and escape.

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(legit liked how she was written to be intentionally terrible at fighting)





Lastly welcome to racoon city had some really fun practical and PS2 Burkin


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Honestly my favorite zombies in the franchise are the ones from Welcome. The way they slowly lost their humanity and had some self awareness of it while falling apart like people dying from Nuclear radiation was unnerving.
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I know but it's probably the inspiration for the creature we see based on his words.
Cregger blatantly admits he is ripping off Blood Meridian. There's a monster that is exactly like what we see in the trailer from Evil Within. I see no reason he wouldn't rip off from that game. In fact, the body falling thing is also something that would happen in Evil Within as opposed to RE.
 
Cregger blatantly admits he is ripping off Blood Meridian. There's a monster that is exactly like what we see in the trailer from Evil Within. I see no reason he wouldn't rip off from that game. In fact, the body falling thing is also something that would happen in Evil Within as opposed to RE.
Yea that scene seems more at home in a surreal jacob's ladder kind of film. Not a creature flick like RE
 
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