Resident Evil - Virgin Vampire Wine Mom vs Chad Magnetic Lebowski

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TV's Adam West said:
RaCOON City
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DarkSydeHyde said:
Code: VeCoonica X

also

Mostly Peaceful Protests Evil: Survivor
Resident Evil: Fentanyl Aim
Resident Evil: Operation Race Mix
Resident Urban Market 7: Biohazard
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Resident Skittles: Zimmerman Village
Resident Floyd: Afterlife (from a Cop)
Resident Evil: Welfare
Resident Evil: Umbrella Kobe
Tyler Perry's Resident Evil
Jordan Peele's Resident Evil
 
TVBForever said:
Resident Skittles: Zimmerman Village
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President Senile: Granddaughter Veronica
 
I just saw the first episode.... and I kinda enjoyed it. I need to see it all, but resident evil has always been dumb as as shit, so I did enjoy how earnestly stupid this is. Lance riddick and billie are actually fun to watch. The main black chick jade is an ass, but at least everybody acknowledges she's an asshole.

Some of the lines have been pretty amazing,


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"ill make pornhub shred your resume"



Funnest moment was that fat ass umbrella guy stumbling on the railing with menacing music, I dont know if that was intentional.




So far Welcome to Racoon city was better though. That had a lot more laughs and action.
 
Gravemind said:
Did the troon finally cave and admit the show was bad? Because, last I saw, he was claiming he simply "disliked the show" and it wasn't for him, otherwise defending it.
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TheTroonHunter said this:
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'modern day cringe young person humor'

Suzi, is that the best you can do? Give up your lukewarm pussyfooting and tear this trash heap and new asshole, like the rest of us! :optimistic:
It'll be a cold day in hell before he actually has anything interesting to say, as usual.
 
Ammyterasu said:
>writers taking a swipe at conspiracy theorists and le evil 4chins users
>and yet they write them as being 100% right
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"The Zombie Apocalypse in Racoon City is just a Right Wing Conspiracy Theory"
"The Government Nuking Racoon City is just a Right Wing Conspiracy Theory."
"Albert Wesker trying to initiate a world wide Holocaust is just a Right Wing Conspiracy Theory"
 
Glorious trash.
Prinz Scheißenherz said:
I played some of the RE games, I'm not a die-hard fan, but know the basic gestalt of the story and characters. Regardless, this is the most retarded shit I've seen yet.
>Bert Wesker
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Has this the potential to overthrow Death Note from the Netflix shit throne?
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I am enjoying this shit.
 
I'll buck the trend and say that I actually enjoyed parts of this show. It's not Resident Evil, and it is completely retarded. But I honestly got the feeling that someone was actually trying with some of the characters. The fact that Wesker cloned himself, and the three clones are themselves all psycopaths of some description; is an interesting idea. It feels like something Wesker would actually do.

They don't do anything with any of the ideas they present, but it's not entirely soulless. Still dogshit though.
 
umami's milk said:
TheTroonHunter said this:
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'modern day cringe young person humor'

Suzi, is that the best you can do? Give up your lukewarm pussyfooting and tear this trash heap and new asshole, like the rest of us! :optimistic:
It'll be a cold day in hell before he actually has anything interesting to say, as usual.
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He also said this on his own Twitter some time before making that reply:
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Hence, my original post. Trooni absolutely refuses to badmouth Resident Evil in any facet whatsoever it feels like. Maybe he's afraid he'll lose some sweet potential sponsorships from Capcom if he dares to say anything bad about the franchise, considering that he's (unfortunately) become a fan community figurehead for Resident Evil.
 
Michael Wade said:
Glorious trash.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=pag7-Y6bgpc:20
I am enjoying this shit.
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Johan Schmidt said:
I'll buck the trend and say that I actually enjoyed parts of this show. It's not Resident Evil, and it is completely retarded. But I honestly got the feeling that someone was actually trying with some of the characters. The fact that Wesker cloned himself, and the three clones are themselves all psycopaths of some description; is an interesting idea. It feels like something Wesker would actually do.

They don't do anything with any of the ideas they present, but it's not entirely soulless. Still dogshit though.
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That's a lot of big talk. I hope that it'll be trash kino just as the DN adaptation.
 
Prinz Scheißenherz said:
That's a lot of big talk. I hope that it'll be trash kino just as the DN adaptation.
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One of the Umbrella goons gives a prolonged speech about how he knows Umbrella is evil; but they take care of him, and that lets him take care of his children, and that's all that matters to him. He can push through all the fucked up stuff they have him do, purely because he loves his family. Literally seconds later, he takes out a photo and shows that his 'children' are just two Pomeranians. It's such a great moment of 'what' that I had to rewind the stream to make sure I didn't misunderstand what was going on.
 
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