Resident Evil - Virgin Vampire Wine Mom vs Chad Magnetic Lebowski

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Coldgrip said:
Did he? He was programed to kill S.T.A.R.S. members and succeeded in killing one of the remaining five, and it's stated in files that he's only going after the ones left in the city, so Brad and Jill. Him killing a bunch of fleeing civilians wouldn't make sense unless they were in his way.
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You know I got a question. Why did umbrella program him to nonstop spout out the words STARS. Wouldn't this alert the people he is chasing after that he around and that they should come up with a plan to escape?

Or did umbrella do it, because they thought it be super funny and worth a giggle to have this hulking monster lumber around and sound like a pokemon.
 
ChucklesTheJester said:
You know I got a question. Why did umbrella program him to nonstop spout out the words STARS. Wouldn't this alert the people he is chasing after that he around and that they should come up with a plan to escape?

Or did umbrella do it, because they thought it be super funny and worth a giggle to have this hulking monster lumber around and sound like a pokemon.
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I assumed it was a result of his conditioning and experimentation. Most intelligence was stripped away, leaving just enough to follow orders and figure things out if need be, able to utter just a single word, his sole purpose: S.T.A.R.S.

I mean yeah, it kinda would alert people, but when you have a towering blasphemy of science and god made of pure muscle running at you full tilt trying to punch your head off, that low growling of "s.t.a.r.s..." is probably enough to cause most people to panic, allowing Nemesis to get the drop on them.
 
Coldgrip said:
I mean yeah, it kinda would alert people, but when you have a towering blasphemy of science and god made of pure muscle running at you full tilt trying to punch your head off, that low growling of "s.t.a.r.s..." is probably enough to cause most people to panic, allowing Nemesis to get the drop on them.
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Yeah how well did that work out for him?
 
Crossposting from the other thread:

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ChucklesTheJester said:
You know I got a question. Why did umbrella program him to nonstop spout out the words STARS. Wouldn't this alert the people he is chasing after that he around and that they should come up with a plan to escape?

Or did umbrella do it, because they thought it be super funny and worth a giggle to have this hulking monster lumber around and sound like a pokemon.
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I would assume that they hastily blasted him with this STARS programming after RE1 and being a BOW, similar to Nemesis in the tank, he pretty much woke up from a dream with one purpose and one thing on his mind.
 
Smaug's Smokey Hole said:
I would assume that they hastily blasted him with this STARS programming after RE1 and being a BOW, similar to Nemesis in the tank, he pretty much woke up from a dream with one purpose and one thing on his mind.
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But did they use BLAST PROCESSING when they blasted him with the programming? :story:

After all sega does what nintendon't.
 
TVBForever said:
#RIPBOZO

We're finally winning. Netflix Cowboy Bebop gets cancelled, a sequel to 2018's Tomb Raider gets cancelled, Batgirl gets cancelled, Batwoman gets cancelled, Santa Inc. gets cancelled, Netflix Resident Evil gets cancelled, 2022 is shaping to be a great year!
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Now we just need TLOU to flop and maybe they'll finally get the fucking picture.

drown me in rainbow stickers
 
Geez, would would have thought something that the existing fanbase hated and non-fans had no interest in watching would possibly fail? At least we'll still have IGN's 9/10 review though.
 
TVBForever said:
#RIPBOZO

We're finally winning. Netflix Cowboy Bebop gets cancelled, a sequel to 2018's Tomb Raider gets cancelled, Batgirl gets cancelled, Batwoman gets cancelled, Santa Inc. gets cancelled, Netflix Resident Evil gets cancelled, 2022 is shaping to be a great year!
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I thought Cowboy Bebop was ok. John Cho sucks in general, whoever played the woman is ugly(would not sex), her front teeth and facial expressions bugs me and she can't act for shit, also that fucking tranny but the dog is cute and the black guy is what really makes it not a complete stinker. You also have to admire the moxy of the people that decided to blackwash a character named "Jet Black".
 
Smaug's Smokey Hole said:
I thought Cowboy Bebop was ok. John Cho sucks in general, whoever played the woman is ugly(would not sex), her front teeth and facial expressions bugs me and she can't act for shit, also that fucking tranny but the dog is cute and the black guy is what really makes it not a complete stinker. You also have to admire the moxy of the people that decided to blackwash a character named "Jet Black".
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I could not even get past the first episode. It was so painful, it's like viewing a trainwreck in the process.
 
TVBForever said:
I could not even get past the first episode. It was so painful, it's like viewing a trainwreck in the process.
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I watched the anime(and the movie) in the past but have no special love or connection to anime in general, so maybe that helped. The first episode was kind of crappy as well. Too much John Cho who is supposed to be the main character.
 
RE netflix's death is a sacrifice im prepared to make to make woke shows die, but damit, I unironically enjoyed it.

 
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