Resident Evil - Virgin Vampire Wine Mom vs Chad Magnetic Lebowski

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Pumpkin Girl IRL said:
You spent over half a decade complaining because a fake woman did not make your PP wiggle.
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I love this strawman argument. It's immediately a sexual thing that I don't want to look at women, nor does any other normal man, that are ugly and unpleasant to witness to the point it's distracting. Much like yourself. You're far more fixated on this shit than anyone else, while the rest just make a passing comment when it comes up. But this is the one sticking point with you and you need to raise this stupid topic whenever you post.

What are you, like 42 and 320? 4/10? You would only be so asschapped over it being ugly and no other reason.
 
WESKER AND PUMPKIN GIRL, PLEASE STOP FIGHTING. I KNOW YOU BOTH LOVE RESIDENT EVIL SO MUCH. PLEASE PUT AN END TO THIS AWFUL SLAPFIGHT.

Or either way. Maybe keep going. Sorry for interrupting you both.
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Wesker said:
I love this strawman argument. It's immediately a sexual thing that I don't want to look at women, nor does any other normal man, that are ugly and unpleasant to witness to the point it's distracting. Much like yourself. You're far more fixated on this shit than anyone else, while the rest just make a passing comment when it comes up. But this is the one sticking point with you and you need to raise this stupid topic whenever you post.

What are you, like 42 and 320? 4/10? You would only be so asschapped over it being ugly and no other reason.
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You were angry about it for nearly six years, and have flown off the handle when one of those passing comments lightly teases you.

Perhaps you should listen to GManlive's game suggestions. Plenty of wank material in his reviews.
 
Pumpkin Girl IRL said:
You were angry about it for nearly six years, and have flown off the handle when one of those passing comments lightly teases you.

Perhaps you should listen to GManlive's game suggestions. Plenty of wank material in his reviews.
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Flying off the handle by calling you ugly, is not flying off the handle. You get so buttmad about this subject when you want to make it something that it isn't.

You think this is a woman thing too. Leon is fucking ugly in 4make (at least in a lot of lighting within gameplay). Brad looks like a fat retard. Nicholai has a celery stalk head. Nearly all the facescans in these games look like fucking shit.
 
Pumpkin Girl IRL said:
You have made five posts defending yourself from a one-line shitpost.

Go and meet someone outside, Wesker.
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And there it is. Just live in your own delusion where you think everything is sexual. I would say you have some complex about men objectifying women, but an attractive women wouldn't be shitting blood over this and not care.
 
The handsome tard said:
That WOULD have been engaging to see in but RE0 wasnt interested in showing what Enrico found that made him suspecious on the men from Alpha Team. He also already looked like in a bad shape when we find him so he def. already went through some hell down there already. I sort of headcanon that he found a file that detailed the plans around a "mole" in Umbrella and it used male pronouns but no name and before he could do more investigation, monsters attacked forced him to retreat into the caverns, where he realizes he was wounded pretty hard so the best he could do atm was try to rest until he regains his strength.

Then again, I think it is stated somewhere that Enrico and Wesker never got along and that the former wisely never truly trusted the latter much, even warning both teams to keep their guards up around Wesker.

With that said, it does make sense why Wesker personally took him out, not only he was already very paranoid of the men but if he met Wesker, he would def. point fingers (and guns) at him. There might as there been the aspect that Enrico is one of the best fighters of Bravo Team and having to deal with him would be a problem so no matter how you look at it, Wesker felt it was necessary to take him out himself while he was down.
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The only thing you find in the mansion prior to the film in the lab, is that one room on the 2nd floor next to the west stairway talking about "X-Day." But off the top of my head, I don't think it talks about a supervisor or anything, just the battle data collection Wesker was doing. I don't like the idea of him getting all the way down there and not using keys, but whatever. Wesker could go in and out of everywhere since it's assumed he had a masterkey. I mean the one you grab in the lab is specifically named that.
 
Brain Problems said:
Also, getting a bit nervous. Seeing more and more chatter in the clickbait RUMOUR MILLS about 0 being the next remake. On one hand, it's a piece of shit game and would benefit tremendously from it. On the other... it's a piece of shit game.
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Best to remake a game thats not good and MAKE it good rather than redundantly remake an already GOAT-ed game like RE 4.

You dont remake the Mona Liza, you do remake that awful picture you made when you were 15 with the skills you have now as a 25 year old.
Brain Problems said:
No disrespect intended to anyone here but you all are putting more effort into interpreting and understanding the stories of these games, especially 1, than the designers ever did. All the retcons, nonsensical puzzles, mustache twirling betrayals and schemes... It's all glorious, stupid, fun that tends to start fraying the second you examine it closely but works perfectly under the auspice of "it's fine, don't worry about it". That's not to say there's examples of the odd subtle type like @The handsome tard mentions above with the varying Enrico reactions, but also like he said, the silliness of everything leading up to that exact moment and including the fucking tunnels with Indiana Jones death rocks.
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The power of presentation. RE does take nearly about itself so charmingly seriously (but not enough where its edgy or anything) that you cant help but get invested. You like the characters and want to see them make it, thus the threats feel more "immersive" to the player.

You can get away with a lot when you have the right presentation and engaging characters, fuck, most of anime are engaging characters in absolutely insane setups that border on being silly but we still get invested none the less.

Yeah, Jill Sandwich is an iconically cheesy line but it does establish Barry as the "Dad" of the team who tries to use humor to downplay the danger to try to keep his team mates from losing themselves to panic (also it helps to hint something is wrong when he starts to behave weird and out of character). Even the remake kept Barry's interactions with Jill relatively light in tone because the intention of the scene was still valid.

I think there is also the aspect of charming earnest of trying to have actual voiced dialogue in the PSX where the norm was for it to all be text or not be there at all. It all just kind of clicked together.
Wesker said:
The whole backstory to the puzzles was because Spencer was nuts and into James Bond type shit. But then it spills into non Mansion areas. But it's only because it's RE, so you need nonsense puzzles. But that's always been the series charm. RE3 did at least try half the games puzzles to be more realistic. But the City Hall gate puzzle, the music box puzzle and the gem painting puzzle have no business being a thing but they are. But I don't mind it. RE3 has the best puzzles in the series imo.
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RE1-3 actually tried to give somewhat of an explanation as to why the locations are filled with puzzles in each entry which is more than they had to do to be honest.
Smaug's Smokey Hole 2 said:
The original problem was "oops, zombie-muties or test lab animals".
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I want a RE version of this meme now

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Pumpkin Girl IRL said:
I will forever give the zombie sharks a pass.

"We have successfully integrated the T-Virus with aquatic life!"

"So...wtf do we do with them?"

Even in-universe they gave Umbrella pause.
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Im sure that there was the endgame of selling it to the highest buyer...somewhere down the line, maybe.

Given how nearly every head of Umbrella is a disturbed psycho, it wouldnt surprise me if some of these experiments were done mostly out of "could" and not "should".
 
TV's Adam West said:
Rebecca is perfect, so naturally they'll make her an ugly bitch.
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Considering she's suppose to be modeled after a japanese singer (according that living toilet, Pat) will Capcom use that as an excuse to change how she looks? I know they've had trouble in the past about using characters based on celebrities, so I'm thinking this might be the excuse they use.

Probably, hopefully, I'm wrong.
 
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