>come back to a typically pretty slow thread
>three fucking new pages
>it's just some retarded newfag slapfighting with Albert Wesker because he's mad that his normiefag RE takes are less well-received here than they are on Reddit
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At this point you're just mad that people here don't mindlessly suck down any old slop that Capcom shits out and prefer Reddit-tier discourse about vampire mommy milkers and how the franchise briefly becoming a Dark Souls clone with fucking werewolves was a fine avenue to travel down.
Pedophile mentions preddit because he is too retarded to think of a site where actual human beings congregate. So it must stick its pedosperging nonsery to only kiwifarms and preddit. You don't engage with the fan base at all. That's why your pussy ass is here. Now. How about let's ask some questions.
In re4 despite rumors of otherwise. There is only one location in the entire game you can actually look up Ashley's skirt. Where is this location and how does one perform such a feat.
In the same game. On the GameCube only there is a location where it exists the only place in the entire game where you can get guaranteed minethrower rounds. How would you go about getting it?
In re3, there are multiple endings. The true ending is achieved by what 3 criteria?
In re1 remake there exists a glitch to rapid fire a specific weapon. Which weapon is it and how do you pull it off?
All classic Resident Evil games exhibit a duplication glitch that can be used for certain ammunition types involving the item box. Which weapon is able to have its ammo duped in all games which have this glitch?
In the ps2 version and others of re4 original you can use all but one out of bounds glitch from the GameCube version. Which location is it?
In the GameCube version of re4 there exists a hidden cutscene Capcom failed to remove which is not present in any other version of the game. What does this cutscene portray?
If you're a real fan who actually plays Resident Evil you should know all of these.
.Also that discourse about RE5 being "racist" back in the day because you spend 90% of the game shooting black zombies was so fucking stupid and in retrospect, it was sort of the first time I really keenly remember social justice bullshit seeping into video games, or at least the first time I was aware of it. The game's setting is fucking Africa - black people live there.
Is reddit the only other forum you know because you use it to molest kids? Also no. Half the zombies are white or mexican you fake fan. Go actually play it. Right now. You'll find RE5 has barely a nigger outside of "special" enemies and the tribal nigs. There's a lot more bean burritos than you remember. Again. This is why people who don't play video games like you are fake fans. You don't even remember the games you play because you haven't touched one in decades.
Let the series stay dead for awhile, then start making shitty low effort spinoff games. So basically what konami did with Silent Hill. I guess we're already at that point with the garbage RTS game for mobile they just released.
This is why I actually love the original Gun Survivor. It's so incredibly stupid and low effort it's hilarious. Vincent Goldman (a jab at House of The Dead) is quite possibly the stupidest villain in all of RE. It's crazy to think it came out the same year as CV too. It was the last gasp of the truly campy RE games. From 5 onward the games have taken themselves too seriously.
Alfred isn't even a troon, he's an insane narcissist that lost his mind when he discovered he was test tube baby and that he would have to separate from his sister that he obsessed over. I can just see idiots calling his character trans in the future even though the only thing they have in common is mental instability.
Capcom has always had shitty re spinoffs. Gaiden, Survivor 2 aka what if code veronica was 5 seconds long and boring, Umbrella Corp, 2 3 and 4 remake. Resistance, reverse. Let's not forget the modern ports of 1 remake and 0 having those God awful modern controls which take away all forward momentum in games designed to be speedrun to the point they have rewards for speed running (classic re is tank controls or Troon out and 41% yourself like sphere hunter after synthetic man rejects him.) The idea Capcom is ever going to run out of ideas is as foolish as thinking they'll ever release another good dead rising game.
@name68126988 Yo. Retard. Answer the questionnaire. A fan who actually played the games since childhood is finally here. And I'm about to start gatekeeping your tourists. That's what's going to happen alright? Anyone who cannot answer my questionnaire correctly will be mocked by every fan of the series on my extensive club. So. How about you get your testicles ready unlike the vaginally challenged women who have tested their mettle prior and be the first to prove you aren't a tourist. Prize will be the second kiwifarmer in this thread no longer being mocked by the entire internet and made a lolcow in front of an audience of millions for being a tourist. Alright. So. You're being filmed and laughed at currently by millions. Now. Answer the questionnaire. You can do it.
@Canoodler how about you hmm? Perhaps you would like to test your mettle? Are you capable of proving that you have basic knowledge every resident evil fan knows? Or are you like everyone else in this thread besides me until proven otherwise, a tourist?
To reiterate the antitourist questionaire:
In re4 despite rumors of otherwise. There is only one location in the entire game you can actually look up Ashley's skirt. Where is this location and how does one perform such a feat.
In the same game. On the GameCube only there is a location where it exists the only place in the entire game where you can get guaranteed minethrower rounds. How would you go about getting it?
In re3, there are multiple endings. The true ending is achieved by what 3 criteria?
In re1 remake there exists a glitch to rapid fire a specific weapon. Which weapon is it and how do you pull it off?
All classic Resident Evil games exhibit a duplication glitch that can be used for certain ammunition types involving the item box. Which weapon is able to have its ammo duped in all games which have this glitch?
In the ps2 version and others of re4 original you can use all but one out of bounds glitch from the GameCube version. Which location is it?
In the GameCube version of re4 there exists a hidden cutscene Capcom failed to remove which is not present in any other version of the game. What does this cutscene portray?
Again, any real fan knows all of these answers because we discovered them when playing the games. I could also go on about the fact Wesker report proves Wesker knew the whereabouts of Billy Coen and was spying on Sherry, the Japanese plays we all know none of you watched. The little tricks with the knife you can do in all the games. Including how to go about knifing Salazar in re4 who isn't normally knifeable. The terrible first cgi resident evil film most of you probably never even heard of. I can go on. But again. I'm Giving you all a base level. Something even casual fans can pass. So go play the games and pass my test. Or all of you are tourists.
