Resident Evil - Virgin Vampire Wine Mom vs Chad Magnetic Lebowski

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El Chacal De La Trompeta said:
im going to spend 80+ dollars to own the chuds is a fucking retard take
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I have a nice tech industry job and a good salary. Why should I deliberately make myself miserable because some reddit YouTube faggot on the verge of suicide says it's all pointless and life is le pain?

The whole "you should do nothing except doomscroll all day and whine about how everything sucks and life is le pointless" is just the faggot millennial version of "you should just drink beer and complain about your back pain all day because anything other than that is gay" boomer faggotry.
 
Coldgrip said:
The more I hear about RE9, the more it sounds like they're trying to mash together Haunting Grounds and the remake of RE4.
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There always was some overlap. Fiona and her bouncing breasts were basically just Ashley.
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Wesker said:
I'm also sick of stalker enemies. You're all shit compared to OG Nemesis.
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Not a big fan of stalkers either, they tend to be annoying and get in the way of what I most enjoy - exploration and resource management, yet seem to have become a persistent fixture in survival horror titles.

Scarthew said:
They feel untested which spits in the face of how well designed the original games were, it almost feels like you're meant to use unlocks on these difficulties but they're still ranked so it just leaves me wondering what the point is.
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They're made for, as the kids would say, no life sweats. They are not meant to be balanced, the whole point is to be unfair and are only really aimed at people that obsessively replay these games (so, speedrunning troons) as a way to brag.

Lone MacReady II said:
There always was some overlap. Fiona and her bouncing breasts were basically just Ashley.
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Fun part, Fiona and Jill share the same face model.

I miss the era when Capcom would select really attractive face models and then tweak/stylize them. Their modern facescanning tech is shit and they're still not able to make it work right. At this point they should just pay Kojima to do it for them and call it a day.
 
regalterry said:
They're made for, as the kids would say, no life sweats. They are not meant to be balanced, the whole point is to be unfair and are only really aimed at people that obsessively replay these games (so, speedrunning troons) as a way to brag.
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That's generally right up my alley but I find routing those to be miserable. 4's professional is fine after the start but those first few chapters when you don't have supplies and you need 4 headshoots to stun an enemy suck.
 
Smaug's Smokey Hole 2 said:
I must be in the minority because I didn't really like the castle that much. It had good sections but the "open world" aspect of it kind blows.
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In a perfect world, Jill and Chris would be costars (I'd prefer just Jill but I know Capcom needs big strong men to maintain the boy bucks). But Jill is in limbo because her remake didn't pan out very well and Chris is now Nick Fury. Black trenchcoat and all.
 
regalterry said:
persistent fixture in survival horror titles.
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In RE it's been a consistent since 2R. And most people it seems hated Mr X since he was irritating, to the point he needed to be modded out for faggots. While he never was that much of a threat to me personally, not every fucking game in this series now needs a stalker. When you look at the series from RE1-6. How many stalkers were there? Nemesis and Lisa, and Lisa barely qualifies. Ustanak is just a reoccurring shitty bullet sponge boss.

Now you got Jack (who was rather good)

Mr. X who I thought was generally shitty since he was never a fight and just a persistent annoyance

Lady D who was half baked and only in 20% of the game

Noseisis who only has one real stalking segment and you can easily down him

Alyssa (not confimed but I think it's quite obvious it's her) but I will say at least with her she's got mechanics to her and it's not simply run away
 
the worst Stalkers are ones that always know where you are with 100% accuracy and are always walking the quickest route to you, Mr. X in RE2R was this quintessentially, and that's why he's annoying, he just beelines for you over and over till you get past the segement where he's active, he stops being scary and is more like a pacman ghost.

If they want to do Stalkers they should do it like the Alien in Alien Isolation, he "sort of" knows where you are, but sometimes it goes and does other things, and its route is unpredictable, as is its searching hidey holes, in most RE's you can't hide, you can only run, and waste resources delaying it.
 
Wesker said:
And most people it seems hated Mr X since he was irritating
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I distinctly remember playing as Claire and being stuck in the fancy office saferoom for a solid 5 minutes because Mr. X would not fuck off and I had no other exit, and the was blocking the stairwell I need to use to progress.

And yes, he's incredibly irritating because he ruins the creepy, quiet atmosphere and gets in the way of exploration.

His footsteps were a pretty good idea, I'll give them that, they really ramp up the tension, I just wish he wouldn't be such a persistent presence in the police station.

Wesker said:
Alyssa (not confimed but I think it's quite obvious it's her) but I will say at least with her she's got mechanics to her and it's not simply run away
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I think there's going to be multiple stalkers. The 12-minute gameplay video shows Leon killing (?) Alyssa and then a section where he's fighting something similar to the giant sludge baby from RE8.

Zenos Yae Viator said:
Mr. X in RE2R was this quintessentially
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Actually, he's not. He reacts to the sounds you make (running and fighting/shooting). There's a video of someone following Mr. X around for a solid 2 minutes without him noticing:


I think the issue mostly stems from the fact that Alien: Isolation is predominantly a stealth game, fighting is your last recourse in nearly every situation, while in RE2R you can't really sneak, there's no mechanics for it, so every time you're forced to fight an enemy Mr. X is on your ass.

Wesker said:
but I think Leon is getting injected into gameplay far sooner than Chris which was just the finale.
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IIRC, I think there's screenshots or footage of Leon fighting zombies on some road with his axe, and we know he arrives to the hospital right before shit hits the fan, as the nurse that he talks to was behaving normally until she sees the zombie.

My guess is that we get the Grace prologue, her going to Racoon City, the murder scene and abduction, we then switch to Leon's prologue to keep audiences guessing what happened to her, then we're back with Grace's chapter 1, where she tries to evade Alyssa.

Leon's gameplay seems to be far more polished and involved than Grace's janky-looking sneaking and backstabbing mechanics, so my guess is that either Leon takes up more of the playtime, or they're about equal.
 
regalterry said:
And only the ass because they replace Julia Voth with the current mid. They didn't even have the decency to hire the actress that played Jill in the movie as a replacement.
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Are you high?
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Crop whatever next-gen ass they have like this:
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And put it besides Chrisroids on the cover. Boom, fifteen million sold.
 
It's wild to me that bestgrill Rachael gets left behind in all these discussion when they gave us aquasuit Sniper Wolf with tasteful hidden eyes.

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I just don't think RE gets enough credit for providing prime waifu materials over the years.
 
Cactuar King said:
One thing I'll give for those crappy movies was that most of the time, the casting was pretty solid (most of the time, they dropped the ball with Leon).
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It was supposed to be jensen ackles. Which could have worked.


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But he couldn't make it unfortunately due to scheduling conflicts with his supernatural show
 
Brain Problems said:
It's wild to me that bestgrill Rachael gets left behind in all these discussion when they gave us aquasuit Sniper Wolf with tasteful hidden eyes.

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I just don't think RE gets enough credit for providing prime waifu materials over the years.
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Personally, I kinda prefer the other Foley.
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Michael Wade said:
It was supposed to be jensen ackles. Which could have worked.


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But he couldn't make it unfortunately due to scheduling conflicts with his supernatural show
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No kidding? Yeah, at the very least, he would have been a better fit than the Russian pilot from 2012.
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