Resident Evil - Virgin Vampire Wine Mom vs Chad Magnetic Lebowski

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El Chacal De La Trompeta said:
The faggots at capcom wish that they could write something as cool as The Dream Warriors. Instead they are doing RE4 again
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True, The Dream Warriors might be retarded fanfiction about pizza the hutt doing the fu shun ha dance with jeffery epstein chopping up and eating the souls of little kids played by 30 somethings pretending to be kung fu wizards. But it's also retarded fanfiction about pizza the hutt doing the fu shun ha dance with jeffery epstein chopping up and eating the souls of little kids played by 30 somethings pretending to be kung fu wizards.
 
Dorkwan said:
I feel like a good number of Resident Evil games are already comedic, but My Friendly Neighborhood might be what you're looking for.
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I used to joke with friends what if they made one, like make it that the villains like Birkin and Wesker's plans are so obvious and so preventable but the heroes are too clumsy that the bad guys succeed. And the other STARS Team Bravo Team gets killed because one of their new members was so stupid and accidentally destroyed their radio and forgot to turn off the safety of his gun and accidentally wounded the others, or he doesn't read the room like Kenneth the first member you find pairs with him, in Looney Tunes fashion he goes inside a room and tells the other guy "Whatever you do, don't open this door", which he obliges. Zombie attacks Ken, tries to stop him but accidentally has the other guy's gun which has no bullets, so he runs for it but realizes he can't get out since he doesn't have any of the keys and screams for the other guy to open the door, but never does since Kenneth told him not to "Don't worry, I won't open the door like you said". And an idea for the worst ending for a Silent Hill parody: being able to escape the town quickly and earlier without fighting the enemies or bosses; Harry is relieved but somehow feels he forgot something, cut to Cheryl as she stands in the mist and a zoom in but the camera knocks her out. That's how I feel they should make a parody of those games.
 
Had a big spoiler thrown at my feed on instagram. It's sucked all my enthusiasm out for it. Because if what I read was true, it's a real jump the shark moment for the plot.
 
Zenos Yae Viator said:
HUNK dying makes thematic sense
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Also, if anyone is gonna kill him I think Leon is a good fit. Leon has the highest regular human bodycount in the series with the movies and shit, I think, and is also a weird spooky secret agent. They both debuted in the same game as well.

I am only personally disappointed that H.U.N.K never got his solo game. I think it would be nice for him to have gotten a leading role at least once. Not like they can't just bring him back via cloning, or say he miraculously survived his neck getting cut open and give him some mystical de-aging serum too. Maybe narrowly avoiding dying while working for the Illuminati would get him to re-evaluate his priorities.
 
Wesker said:
Had a big spoiler thrown at my feed on instagram. It's sucked all my enthusiasm out for it. Because if what I read was true, it's a real jump the shark moment for the plot.
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Hey at least you're in the game. Somali Wesker finna got recognition.
Deus Exica said:
Also, if anyone is gonna kill him I think Leon is a good fit. Leon has the highest regular human bodycount in the series with the movies and shit, I think, and is also a weird spooky secret agent. They both debuted in the same game as well.

I am only personally disappointed that H.U.N.K never got his solo game. I think it would be nice for him to have gotten a leading role at least once. Not like they can't just bring him back via cloning, or say he miraculously survived his neck getting cut open and give him some mystical de-aging serum too. Maybe narrowly avoiding dying while working for the Illuminati would get him to re-evaluate his priorities.
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Considering he doesn't exactly speak much him becoming mute from his neck injury would actually make a lot of sense as well. Plus, looking at it it's not inherently fatal. It's not like Leon chops his head off, he slices his neck a small amount through armor and hunk falls to the ground. What it could mean given the line he says before is he actually found that Leon would kill him if he didn't play dead immediately. So there's still a chance given who H.U.N.K, is. What I really don't get though is who paid H.U.N.K. here? Zeno and Giddeon's plots kinda work inversely with each other. Zeno wants to end the world with the bioweapons, which H.U.N.K. would never agree to because he's a mercenary, he absolutely wants a chance at survival to have more work. Gideon wants to end bioweaponry altogether as he finds it an abomination, which means he would also be a no go as H.U.N.K. makes most of his money fighting bioweapons attacks, (many of which planted by the organization hiring him to wipe them out). So realistically why is he here? It's cool to have him be a boss fight, even killing him is fine since it's Leon. But who is he working for if both of the villains want effectively an end to his means of being a mercenary.
 
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TV's Adam West said:
Hunks name is revealed, he's actually named Hank.
Leon has HPV.
The game is now making mention of dead rising, merging the two universes.
They explicitly mention Billy Coen.

Only one of these is real.
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Will they ever reveal who this one guy in their photo is? Was this guy fired or retired?
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Funny how the DS version of RE1 always make me think I'm hot shit at the game, then I play literally any other version. The DS version is so smooth and easy to play. If only the FMVs were completely uncensored and it didn't look like garbage *sigh*

Anyway, I wanted to ask: I've always been wary of Hunters because I hear horror stories of them decapitating players at full health, but has anyone seen this happen on a version that is not the original western release of RE1?

I've beaten the game countless times on versions that are based on the "Biohazard" difficulty and I've never once seen it happen. Hell, the only time I've ever seen the decapitation animation at all is the TIHYDP.

I don't disbelieve the people saying Hunters can insta-kill players at above Caution health, so either I'm incredibly lucky, it's exceedingly rare, or it's something they added for the increased difficulty of the original RE1. I'm inclined to believe the latter, but I'm just a tourist. I wanted to ask the true fans in the thread if they've ever seen this because I've always been curious.
 
Friendly Primarina said:
Funny how the DS version of RE1 always make me think I'm hot shit at the game, then I play literally any other version. The DS version is so smooth and easy to play. If only the FMVs were completely uncensored and it didn't look like garbage *sigh*

Anyway, I wanted to ask: I've always been wary of Hunters because I hear horror stories of them decapitating players at full health, but has anyone seen this happen on a version that is not the original western release of RE1?

I've beaten the game countless times on versions that are based on the "Biohazard" difficulty and I've never once seen it happen. Hell, the only time I've ever seen the decapitation animation at all is the TIHYDP.

I don't disbelieve the people saying Hunters can insta-kill players at above Caution health, so either I'm incredibly lucky, it's exceedingly rare, or it's something they added for the increased difficulty of the original RE1. I'm inclined to believe the latter, but I'm just a tourist. I wanted to ask the true fans in the thread if they've ever seen this because I've always been curious.
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They can't one shot you at full health in any game except 3 remake on inferno (but that's because the damage is cranked so high if you're not wearing any defense items everything instantly kills you), the frog hunters however (gamma variations) though can devour you which is always an instagib (and in 0 specifically the tongue grab is almost always a guaranteed fatality, the end of so many a speedrun,) in 3 you have a lot more options due to the dodge system working even after they commence the grab, and obviously 3 remake they're piss easy though really cool looking. 0 you're basically fucked unless grabbed maximum range and you hammer the fuck out of the buttons and wiggle the sticks like its og mario party (or have your partner able to shoot them for you.)

I think there's rare exceptions where crows and bees can leave you in the green but still close enough to caution for them to activate since they don't do a bar of hp like most enemies, but absolutely not at full hp.
 
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