Resident Evil - Virgin Vampire Wine Mom vs Chad Magnetic Lebowski

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Is Ada going to appear in RE9? I think she has appeared in every numbered RE game that features Leon so far, along with that 1 CGI movie.
With the way Capcom keep advancing the timeline between games, the main casts are going to be all geriatric by RE 11.
Lol they actually were gonna bring her back for RE8 at one point, there's some concept art for it in-game. At this point I'd just hedge my bets on a brief mention or reference for her in 9.

Was 6 the last Canon entry she was in? I haven't seen any of the cg movies.
 
Yep. Scores less than RE4Remake. I'm wondering if the user reviews will come close to it. I predict a mixed score for that
I'll have to read some reviews but I suspect a lot of them are going to mention they enjoyed Grace's gameplay a lot less than Leons.

This probably just should have been RE4 2 instead of a hybrid game but Capcom gotta Capcom. Wouldn't surprise me if you get ESG funding for including a female protagonist.
 
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i am going to say it, despite having a lot of flaws, RE6 has the best combat system. after replaying it a few times, the biggest flaw is that the combat is balanced around playing Mercenaries. but if you tweak it a little, like overhauling the inventory system, the grid-like movement, and the health, it completely kicks every modern RE ass.
 
Reviews have been released. Generally favourable. Currently has a metacritic score of 89/100
To be fair. Critic reviews are worthless, and user reviews are only worthwhile if it's someone who's a survival horror/Resident Evil fan. A lot of reviews are going to be people who aren't gamers and people who aren't fans of the genre. It's why I don't give a fuck if a game reviews poorly if it's from a niche genre or if a game reviews excellent if it ticks boxes for normies. I'll make my opinion when my ass, the only important ass in the means of reviewing my personal entertainment, plays it. Anyone else's opinion is worthless. It's that simple. Granted, if I think it's good that will mean that gamers and critics liking it means more chance at good QoL updates and perhaps even DLC/sequels. But otherwise reviews are worthless on their own.
 
i am going to say it, despite having a lot of flaws, RE6 has the best combat system. after replaying it a few times, the biggest flaw is that the combat is balanced around playing Mercenaries. but if you tweak it a little, like overhauling the inventory system, the grid-like movement, and the health, it completely kicks every modern RE ass.
The problem is it's insane even for the series and it's not even remotely horror, beyond the excellent soundtrack.

Simmons is one of the biggest jump the shark moments in the franchise, his transformations completely break suspension of disbelief and aren't scary, hes like a flesh Micheal Bay Transformer and can pull matter out of nothing and turn into a Centuar gun turret and back to Man (with pants and shoes back on) in a blink

All the body horror from previous games especially with Birkin suddenly is a straight farce.
 
I'll have to read some reviews but I suspect a lot of them are going to mention they enjoyed Grace's gameplay a lot less than Leons.

This probably just should have been RE4 2 instead of a hybrid game but Capcom gotta Capcom. Wouldn't surprise me if you get ESG funding for including a female protagonist.
RE Games with a playable female protagonist
0
1 + DS + RE
2 + RE
3 + RE
Code Veronica
kinda 4 + RE (Separate ways)
Revelations
5
Revelations 2
6
kinda 7 (ghost ship + zoey dlcs)
kinda 8 (shadows of rose)
9
both Chronicles games
All the noncanon multiplayer games
games without playable female protagonists
Gun Survivor
Dead Aim
Gaiden

My guy, Resident Evil always had not just female protagonists, but playable female protagonists. If anything I'm just glad it's a new game without a female lead villain for a change. Haven't had a male lead villain since Revelations. 6 had Carla (technically she's the one pulling the strings and not Simmons), Revelations 2 had Alex, 7 had Aunt Rhody/Eveline, and 8 had Mother Miranda. Not counting remakes, this is the first new game where the lead villain is a dude in over a decade and a half.
 
I'm just happy this shit isn't advertising itself like 8 where it's just gooner slop.
I'm pretty much only really upset by lack of demo for the first mainline game since... 5 (yeah they've legit had a playable demo since the ps3 era of every single mainline entry until now), the shitty Enigma DRM that made previous REEngine games perform like dogshit, and that they supposedly killed Hunk in a kinda lame way. Pretty much everything else seems pretty fun. We'll see if they have any good bonus content though. Honestly just keep giving us Mercenaries/Raid mode and most fans will be happy.
 
My guy, Resident Evil always had not just female protagonists, but playable female protagonists. If anything I'm just glad it's a new game without a female lead villain for a change. Haven't had a male lead villain since Revelations. 6 had Carla (technically she's the one pulling the strings and not Simmons), Revelations 2 had Alex, 7 had Aunt Rhody/Eveline, and 8 had Mother Miranda. Not counting remakes, this is the first new game where the lead villain is a dude in over a decade and a half.
I still love that for all the insane shit in this series, the closest to actual complete World ending event, where everyone in the entire fucking world would 100% die, happened because a Illuminati Pervert was obssessed with a Femdom Asian women so much he made his lead scientist transmogrify herself (unknowingly) into a copy of the Chink Domme, and she got so fucking pissed at this situation she engineered a way to kill everyone on earth.
 
I still love that for all the insane shit in this series, the closest to actual complete World ending event, where everyone in the entire fucking world would 100% die, happened because a Illuminati Pervert was obssessed with a Femdom Asian women so much he made his lead scientist transmogrify herself (unknowingly) into a copy of the Chink Domme, and she got so fucking pissed at this situation she engineered a way to kill everyone on earth.
Which is still somehow more logical and reasonable considering what simps and crazy bitches are like than Wesker's "turn 99.99% of the population into hideous tentacle monsters so I can rule the survivors as a living god" idea.
 
Which is still somehow more logical and reasonable considering what simps and crazy bitches are like than Wesker's "turn 99.99% of the population into hideous tentacle monsters so I can rule the survivors as a living god" idea.
I think the failures would quickly die out, i don't think Oroboros infection failures have a very long lifespan, probably in terms of fucking hours, since it just grows and writhes.
Its not even clear he was fully compatible himself, he seemed to be barely in control of his tentacles.
 
I think the failures would quickly die out, i don't think Oroboros infection failures have a very long lifespan, probably in terms of fucking hours, since it just grows and writhes.
Its not even clear he was fully compatible himself, he seemed to be barely in control of his tentacles.
I forget exactly what he was suffering from but he was on inhibitor drugs to keep some sort of infection in check, and part of the plan to take him out was to overdose him with them to cause his body to start spazzing out. So yeah, the man was being 100% hypocritical about being a genetic ubermensch, but hey, since when has that ever stopped a villain?
 
I'm just happy this shit isn't advertising itself like 8 where it's just gooner slop.
VIIIage didn't really advertise itself as gooner slop, it just so happens that the only part of it that was substantial enough to advertise to people was the part with the big titty vampire lady. Lady D and her daughters could be easily replaced and the castle wouldn't suffer for it.
 
I forget exactly what he was suffering from but he was on inhibitor drugs to keep some sort of infection in check, and part of the plan to take him out was to overdose him with them to cause his body to start spazzing out. So yeah, the man was being 100% hypocritical about being a genetic ubermensch, but hey, since when has that ever stopped a villain?
he wasnt suffering from anything, his supreme form required a stabilizer or else he'd probably just start to die, it was his one drawback to having such powers at such little cost.
 
I'll make my opinion when my ass, the only important ass in the means of reviewing my personal entertainment, plays it
This right here is how I feel about everything regarding gaming, anime, TV shows, movies, music, etc. If I fucking like it...I like it. I don't care if it's "Normie" to like something. I like plenty of things that normies don't like and that they do like. All that matters to me is that I like it.
The virgin "objective fact" vs the CHAD subjective opinion.

One of my major gripes is these fuckers that frame their subjective opinions as objective facts.
The Sky being Blue is an objective fact.
Resident Evil 7 being an amazing RE game is a subjective opinion.
Know the difference.
My guy, Resident Evil always had not just female protagonists, but playable female protagonists.
Bruh arguments like that just make people who don't like woke shit look stupid. Jill is one of the progenitor (heh) cool female protagonists. Samus paved the way but characters like Jill and Lara picked up Samus’ torch and ran with it before handing it back to her in the 6th Gen era.
The newer women protagonists have completely dropped the ball though, that's the problem.
and that they supposedly killed Hunk in a kinda lame way.
Eh I'm sorta over it. It took Leon...LEON to do it. He got killed by the most famous and popular character in the franchise in a tough fight as far as in-lore story goes. It's not like he got killed by Billy from 0 or some not even playable character in a cut-scene.
 
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Alexia got it right, she was the ultimate lifeform, stable didn't need to have constant injections like Wesker, utterly mogged Wesker in a fight. can turn back to human form (at least in my playthrough, i triggered alexia boss fight then recovered nosferatu and she was in human form or it might be simple sequence break)

though you have to cryosleep for a long time and piss easy to kill , only needed 6 magnum
 
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