Resident Evil - Virgin Vampire Wine Mom vs Chad Magnetic Lebowski

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RE has always had pretty wildly different settings and tones and story between games in the franchise, it is what gives the series longevity.
This is a thing I wish more people were okay with in most game series. I would prefer every game keep a couple things and change a couple things so there is forever a reason to play each game, because they're not basically the same thing.
I'll happily play RE4/5/7 because they're all different, but of the original Trilogy I'll only really play RE3 because they're all pretty similar and I like 3 the most.
In contrast, Parasite Eve 1 is way different to PE2, and I play them for different reasons. Same with Blasphemous 1+2.

I did a thing last Halloween where I played RE4RE until Leon gets captured, switched to RE2RE and played through, and went back to RE4RE. Gives you a really good appreciation for a lot of things, mechanically and aesthetically, with the blatant side-by-side comparison like that.
 
Alexia got it right, she was the ultimate lifeform, stable didn't need to have constant injections like Wesker, utterly mogged Wesker in a fight. can turn back to human form (at least in my playthrough, i triggered alexia boss fight then recovered nosferatu and she was in human form or it might be simple sequence break)

though you have to cryosleep for a long time and piss easy to kill , only needed 6 magnum
Correction, only need 5 because after every stagger, she has a brief window of invincibility frames. I know it only needs five by using it on wesker's battle mode.
 
This is a thing I wish more people were okay with in most game series. I would prefer every game keep a couple things and change a couple things so there is forever a reason to play each game, because they're not basically the same thing.
They tried that with RE0, Outbreak, Revelations 1, the light gun games, 7 and 8, and the GBA Resident Evil game with mixed results. The problem is always on deciding what to change and what to keep.
 
Bruh arguments like that just make people who don't like woke shit look stupid. Jill is one of the progenitor (heh) cool female protagonists. Samus paved the way but characters like Jill and Lara paved the way. The newer women protagonists have completely dropped the ball though, that's the problem.

People forget that wokeness is sending a message either via virtue signaling or tokenism. Grace isn't sending any moral messages to the real world. Nor is she just a token chick considering she's actually important to the plot as well. Wokeness isn't woman in game. It's when there's something applied to it. You can always tell when something is actually woke because it's not possible for wokeness to be entertaining. Capcom always runs off rule of cool and rule of horny. Both are antiwoke philosophies. Rule of cool because it's not trying to tell you what to do, they just do it because they personally think its cool. Similarly, rule of horny requires characters be interesting and look appealing. Resident Evil has yet to have a single ugly main character that wasn't a monster or old fuck. At least, outside of the netflix bullshit. But those aren't canon or made by Capcom so they don't count.

I'd argue the essence of woke can be distilled to "Put a black chick in it and make her gay and lame". The lame part is a required keyword. Sheva isn't woke because she's awesome, half the Street fighter cast are also fagaloons but they're flamboyant enough to be fun to play. But as soon as the nigger faggette becomes lame. It's woke. It's why yaio/yuri anime isn't woke either, sure it's a bunch of fags, but they're also interesting fags. Lame can exist without wokeness. But wokeness is always lame.
 
Replaying 2make and I will never understand why they got rid of the voice actress in this game. The lady in 4make is awful and sounded like she’d never done voice work before. Which apparently is true.
I saw that crappy Welcome to Raccoon City movie, and Lily Gao can't act in live-action either, all 1 minute of her screentime.
 
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Alexia got it right, she was the ultimate lifeform, stable didn't need to have constant injections like Wesker, utterly mogged Wesker in a fight. can turn back to human form (at least in my playthrough, i triggered alexia boss fight then recovered nosferatu and she was in human form or it might be simple sequence break)

though you have to cryosleep for a long time and piss easy to kill , only needed 6 magnum
well she would be, till Rose came along, Rose is the strongest B.O.W ever recorded in the series that has human sentience, HAOS might be worse in terms of pure apocalyptic might, but its brainless.

though my favorite of the Big B.O.W's will always be G-Birkin, because it stands alone as very unique in the franchise, for one, it isn't a weapon, the G-Virus has basically zero functions as a weapon for making B.O.W's, and two, the G-Virus is unique in that it doesn't use outside DNA to cause mutations or w/e, there's no lizard, or plant, or bug or mold DNA here.. the thing that is mutating is using your DNA to do it, as shown by Birkin (especially in the remake which paints a more vivid picture) all of his growth is human in origin, sure its impossible and nightmarish, but its human bones, human eyes human musculature, its using only what it has on hand, which is Birkin's DNA, which brings me to my final reason why I like it.

It is intelligent itself, beyond the host, and most nightmarish of all, it uses the Hosts DNA and Memories/Brain to function, but doesn't need it, it has it all copied to itself, it knows what Birkin knows, the G-Matter is effectively sentient itself, and is Sentient with a copy of Birkin, but stripped of human elements like empathy, sympathy or anything else of that nature, its an error to consider what he becomes just an animal, its more like a thing that has all of Birkin's memories and capabilities, but no desire to act like Birkin acted.

By the time of this image, "G-Birkin Form 2" the Entity grows a new head and fully takes the body from his original head, however, more than likely, it had grown this brain, or had been growing this brain, as early as even quite a bit before G1 that we encounter, it was likely a very large nerve cluster that it just started to form into a brain, and would have to use Birkin's brain as a basis, this means that until it takes a monumental amount of damage and unravels, the G-Virus is so resilant that destroying the spinal column and Brain mean absolutely nothing, a series unique one-off, it has no true need for a central nerve control, it can, at will grow a new one.
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This is why its the most horrific of the creatures in the series, its both incredibly horrifying, but also human, and worse of all, Birkin is likely along for the ride, but completely shut off from control till the very end, it doesn't seem to every really destroy anything of itself, just grow outward to become different, Birkin's original spine and Ribs (and likely head, just completely submerged) remain on the entity till its death, likely fully functional, with his conscience fully awake, but regulated to a nerve cluster in functionality.
 
Daily reminder that journalists are literally subhuman morons, more on the level of Neanderthals than modern man.
By the time of this image, "G-Birkin Form 2" the Entity grows a new head and fully takes the body from his original head, however, more than likely, it had grown this brain, or had been growing this brain, as early as even quite a bit before G1 that we encounter, it was likely a very large nerve cluster that it just started to form into a brain, and would have to use Birkin's brain as a basis, this means that until it takes a monumental amount of damage and unravels, the G-Virus is so resilant that destroying the spinal column and Brain mean absolutely nothing, a series unique one-off, it has no true need for a central nerve control, it can, at will grow a new one.
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Man, I still really, really love how Birkin's face just gets steadily subsumed into his body, that was always such a cool part of his design.
 
Man, I still really, really love how Birkin's face just gets steadily subsumed into his body, that was always such a cool part of his design.
In Remake by Form 2 he just gasps for air and grimaces, likely because his lungs have likely been enlarged and rerouted to the new Head, not that his original head needs Oxygen from those lungs, its just a natural human thing to do to try to breath, but he can't, and that's likely why he's silent as the grave and only his new monsterous mouth ever makes noises again.

Another horror show with him is, they actually kind of mention that he is eating to gain that mass (something that further in the franchise all plausability of how this occurs goes out the window, looking at you Simmons) so he was likely eating people and things as early as hours after killing the HUNK squad, likely completely outside his control, the G-Entity that was co-habilitating with him even by that early stage likely just made him do it with endorphins and chemicle signals to the brain, severe hunger invoked, severe aggression invoked, purposefully, as it is "just as" Smart as Birkin himself, as it is also very technically, Birkin, he likely was forced to kill through impulses that he likely fought, but failed, and every failure he was then forced with impulses to devour humans, likely painfully shoving dozens of pounds down, meat and bones as it needed all that substrate for its growth.

All the logistics of his nightmare existence from injection to death are fascinating in how awful they are, turning into a Zombie is simply slowly lights out and "you" are dead, and something that is absolutely animal is in your place, till it becomes a Licker,which is clearly animalistic and stupid, but with Birkin he's aware, awake, and initially somewhat in control, but battling something that has direct and total control over his own biology and knows how to do it intrinsically, hence likely why the 2nd head was formed, it knew he resisted what it needed to do, which was infect Sherry, and simply overrided him.
 
well she would be, till Rose came along, Rose is the strongest B.O.W ever recorded in the series that has human sentience, HAOS might be worse in terms of pure apocalyptic might, but its brainless.

though my favorite of the Big B.O.W's will always be G-Birkin, because it stands alone as very unique in the franchise, for one, it isn't a weapon, the G-Virus has basically zero functions as a weapon for making B.O.W's, and two, the G-Virus is unique in that it doesn't use outside DNA to cause mutations or w/e, there's no lizard, or plant, or bug or mold DNA here.. the thing that is mutating is using your DNA to do it, as shown by Birkin (especially in the remake which paints a more vivid picture) all of his growth is human in origin, sure its impossible and nightmarish, but its human bones, human eyes human musculature, its using only what it has on hand, which is Birkin's DNA, which brings me to my final reason why I like it.

It is intelligent itself, beyond the host, and most nightmarish of all, it uses the Hosts DNA and Memories/Brain to function, but doesn't need it, it has it all copied to itself, it knows what Birkin knows, the G-Matter is effectively sentient itself, and is Sentient with a copy of Birkin, but stripped of human elements like empathy, sympathy or anything else of that nature, its an error to consider what he becomes just an animal, its more like a thing that has all of Birkin's memories and capabilities, but no desire to act like Birkin acted.

By the time of this image, "G-Birkin Form 2" the Entity grows a new head and fully takes the body from his original head, however, more than likely, it had grown this brain, or had been growing this brain, as early as even quite a bit before G1 that we encounter, it was likely a very large nerve cluster that it just started to form into a brain, and would have to use Birkin's brain as a basis, this means that until it takes a monumental amount of damage and unravels, the G-Virus is so resilant that destroying the spinal column and Brain mean absolutely nothing, a series unique one-off, it has no true need for a central nerve control, it can, at will grow a new one.
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This is why its the most horrific of the creatures in the series, its both incredibly horrifying, but also human, and worse of all, Birkin is likely along for the ride, but completely shut off from control till the very end, it doesn't seem to every really destroy anything of itself, just grow outward to become different, Birkin's original spine and Ribs (and likely head, just completely submerged) remain on the entity till its death, likely fully functional, with his conscience fully awake, but regulated to a nerve cluster in functionality.
Yep, G is basically the og necromorph. Only unlike necromorphs which still need the tissue to already exist, the g-virus uses the dna to replicate the features. The limitation to Necromoph mutations also led to people inevitably discovering that the guardians were all pregnant women.
 
Sphere Hunter makes decent videos but the troon-ness throws everything off the whole time. It especially bothers me because I like that kind of haircut on an actual woman.

Also the fact that the Sphere Hunter logo is drawn by a porn artist known primarily for drawing femboy porn yet they gave bro’s avatar like huge DD tits despite the fact that whatever surgery bro got doesn’t look like that in the slightest. It’s just odd.
Also how he sits in his videos are funny cuz he’s obviously trying to position himself so that you don’t see his Adam’s Apple. Bro could’ve just been a gay man and literally had the same channel,
Filming all that porn fucked his brain up. I kinda have some pity.
 
Sphere Hunter makes decent videos but the troon-ness throws everything off the whole time. It especially bothers me because I like that kind of haircut on an actual woman.

Also the fact that the Sphere Hunter logo is drawn by a porn artist known primarily for drawing femboy porn yet they gave bro’s avatar like huge DD tits despite the fact that whatever surgery bro got doesn’t look like that in the slightest. It’s just odd.
Also how he sits in his videos are funny cuz he’s obviously trying to position himself so that you don’t see his Adam’s Apple. Bro could’ve just been a gay man and literally had the same channel,
Filming all that porn fucked his brain up. I kinda have some pity.
You forgot to mention that he (allegedly) has AIDS!
 
Sphere Hunter makes decent videos but the troon-ness throws everything off the whole time. It especially bothers me because I like that kind of haircut on an actual woman.

Also the fact that the Sphere Hunter logo is drawn by a porn artist known primarily for drawing femboy porn yet they gave bro’s avatar like huge DD tits despite the fact that whatever surgery bro got doesn’t look like that in the slightest. It’s just odd.
Also how he sits in his videos are funny cuz he’s obviously trying to position himself so that you don’t see his Adam’s Apple. Bro could’ve just been a gay man and literally had the same channel,
Filming all that porn fucked his brain up. I kinda have some pity.
If he was just a gay guy no one would give 2 fucks and they wouldve roped by now. But these gays know to dress up like women now to get the male attention they always craved. Troons are literal walking B.O.W.s when you think abt it
You forgot to mention that he (allegedly) has AIDS!
If it's a troon in the porn industry then they got infected with something far worse then the g or t virus. Wonder if Chris gave it to her lol. Can elpis cure trans?

Stop Troons Literal b.o.w.s.
 
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