Resident Evil - Virgin Vampire Wine Mom vs Chad Magnetic Lebowski

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how likely would it be that we'll ever get a RE female protagonist say something like: "YOU CROSS-DRESSING FREAK" ever again?
So long as they keep sphere tranny employed and fat with handouts, never again.
Grace is genuinely quite pretty and plays second fiddle to a manly man who does all the actual hard work. Short of running around in a bikini it seems about as not woke as you can reasonably get
Pretty shit compared to previous capcom protags. Remember, seeing panties on a grown woman is racist or whatever the fuck they'd say.
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I think it's funny they only made a few disc copies of RE9 on systems to railroad people into buying digital. The Switch 2 version is digital only.
 
So now it's not enough they look hott, but now Grace and Sherry have to specifically be gacha gooner slop? Having 2 solid 9.5/10s isn't enough? Gotta go for the same leather bound fetish fuel that inevitably made the Matrix creators troon out? Okay, but don't expect me to respect your pronouns in 5 years just because you cut your dick off.

Also, I'm pretty sure they'd need a cross dressing freak in resident evil to have a character insult said cross dressing freak. Resident Evil hasn't exactly had once since Code Veronica unless you count Lady Hunk, which is just a skin in Raid Mode for Revelations 2 to say "hey gooners, we gave Hunk tits" aka, literally the gooner slop you said you wanted.
same with how Sony isn't a Japanese company anymore, I don't view capcom as one.
the point I'm making is unless I know the intended audience isn't the west, I'm gonna get a character that appeals to people who like the last of us 2, or modern tomb raider.
one thing I can say about Pragmata is it's clearly not made for the west in mind, just wished that meant getting a game like Asura's wrath and not a Loli game.

capcom is in line with companies like modern ubisoft, EA, Bethesda, where I know I'm not the target audience anymore.
I'm not just talking about faggot western shit, I also mean them pushing shit like Re-verse, multiple times, and hiring those same
people to ruin Dead Rising again, but instead of leafs taking a fat shit on the series it's the chinese.


Tl;dr The vast majority of people's definition of woke doesn't apply to Capcom. And those that have one which can apply to Capcom are retarded or poe's pretending to be retarded to make fun of retards who would be foolish enough to think Capcom is woke.
who was stopping capcom from going "fuck you we're not censoring Dead Rising or removing erotic PP points because it's funny"
and not going full retard with "that's not an appropriate reward for survival and not a skill required of a journalist during a zombie apocalypse"

Faggots who hate people like me (GAMERS) are behind the wheel calling these shots, that's who.
that top reasoning capcom went with? call it PR talk, call it woke, It's all the same shit to me: Faggot speak.
don't want to call them woke? ok, modern capcom is still a faggot company that hires trannies with aids, just like every other modern western company.
at least they're not putting sphere hunter in their games like CDPR right?
 
Just finished it minutes ago. Really enjoyed it. Had some genuine twists and some wild b-movie segments. Started to drag towards the end. Although I did go for the hidden stuff and read almost all the files so maybe I just burned myself out on it. Also felt a bit too easy on standard mode. Never really felt like I had to manage my inventory or plan out my routing. Solid 8/10 for me right now, fresh from completion. I didn't jive with Village at all until my second go-round if that gives some context to my brief review.
 
The entire problem with "Capcom is woke guys" arguments is anything woke they only fall under the definition of "woke" for people like synthetic man.
I don't know, they definitely do plenty of woke shit including plastering literal trannies all over promotion for their new games, it isn't fair at all to dickride them like they're super special and not woke at all when there is plenty of evidence to the contrary.

Just in this instance, RE9 doesn't seem especially woke at all. In fact, Resident Evil has had most of the iconic female cast benched so Leon and Chris can testosterone fuel the games since, like, RE3.
 
So long as they keep sphere tranny employed and fat with handouts, never again.

Pretty shit compared to previous capcom protags. Remember, seeing panties on a grown woman is racist or whatever the fuck they'd say.
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I'll give you two points, butt everything other than the breasts is just Grace with less polygons and clothes. And again, find another AAA game that still has those.
who was stopping capcom from going "fuck you we're not censoring Dead Rising or removing erotic PP points because it's funny"
and not going full retard with "that's not an appropriate reward for survival and not a skill required of a journalist during a zombie apocalypse"
Investors, who tf do you think? It's always the ones spending the money ruining all the things you like. You think McDonalds raised their prices to nigh unaffordability during a job shortage after getting rid of everything that made McDonalds popular from their mascots to their play place to their McRib because they wanted to? People pay them to make things shittier. Hell, they paid Sandfall to do it as well, what they weren't counting on is for Sandfall to kill it all at in the first hour of the game. Until there becomes an antiwoke investment fund you're going to have all AAA progress towards woke, Capcom is simply the slowest at that. Hence my point. Capcom avoids whatever they can which is why they're the slowest descent. Never said that game was good did I? Dead Rising has only 2 good games. The og and the sequel. DR3 sucked, DR4 is an abomination, Dead Rising Remake is technically a step up from 4 but so would the rotten asshole of a roadkill skunk without any beer to down it with.

This is like wondering why Youtubers all censored themselves for the past decade. Money. If you don't compete with the Jews, the Jews will win. You see playing the Jews game as evil. So they keep winning. Either invest in making games have massive gazongagoogs again, or tremble as the jews make AI magically censor all of them away. It's that simple. Start getting a committee to invest into mastercard and chase and apple etc with the goal of a hostile takeover. Otherwise why are you complaining? It's just going to keep getting worse because you keep blaming the symptom and not the problem. Either buy all the stonks from Larry Fink until he owns nothing, or own nothing and be happy. Right now you're choosing to own nothing and wallow in your own misery. You made your bed and you keep making it every day you refuse to invest into the solution. So lie down and accept it. Because at this point you're just boring. All ya do is whine and complain. Like a nose ring wearing blue haired wokie. None of them are winning now that they turned on the Jews either. Hell, I wonder if the sudden resexification of Lara is proof investments are going to swing slightly differently in the coming years to piss off the loony left. But you, like the loony left will never be pleased. Because you keep refusing to combat the problem. Which is that you own nothing. And the longer you own nothing, the harder owning something becomes.

The Jews make money because they spend money. If you buy a house worth 300,000 for 300,000. You don't lose net worth, you gain a house worth 300,000 and lose paper worth 300,000, but the paper only decreases while the house only increases, so whoever sells you a house at market price is a retard. The sooner you get that the sooner you start making real money. Because paper isn't worth but jack or shit. All that paper is worth is what you spend it on. Either Detroit become Freiza and become a stock market speculator. Or forever suffer at the hands of Jews.
 
>Come into thread after a boring night of work
>Look inside
>Faggots effortposting about troons and Capcom

it's not really that serious bros. Legit the Dostoevsky length novels being posted here don't have to be made about this shit.
 
it's not really that serious bros. Legit the Dostoevsky length novels being posted here don't have to be made about this shit.
it'd be a lot faster if we called capcom faggot shit and moved on while people get their time in requiem to actually talk about it,
regardless I'm waiting like a year before I even consider playing it, just waiting for first impressions from here and a few places.

sphere hunter is getting his capcom sponsored RE cosplay thumbnail as I type this.
 
Well, I'm too tired to put my main thoughts

I like it, I like it a lot.

Definitely superior to 8.
 
So kinda like Monster Hunter, only with more guns and neck snaps. I'd be on board with that.
or they could just make Lost Planet 2 in Resident Evil skin, Lost Planet 2 was awesome
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anyway, what was capcom thinking, you shouldnt beloved masked characters like that. its like killing The Stig
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>Come into thread after a boring night of work
>Look inside
>Faggots effortposting about troons and Capcom

it's not really that serious bros. Legit the Dostoevsky length novels being posted here don't have to be made about this shit.
Holy fuck, thank you, I'm glad someone finally fucking said it. Every goddamned time Capcom's pet troon gets brought up, it's off to the fuckin' races around these parts.
 
Only an hour in (saved at the first typewriter), I'd play longer if I didn't have to do chores and go to bed at a reasonable time. But enough about me this feels like a lovechild of RE7 and RE4Remake which I both enjoyed. Graphics are really nice looking I can just enjoy staring at the hallways for moments at a time. Please modders find a way to mute Grace she makes startled sounds over noises that I don't even notice lol.
 
Only an hour in (saved at the first typewriter), I'd play longer if I didn't have to do chores and go to bed at a reasonable time. But enough about me this feels like a lovechild of RE7 and RE4Remake which I both enjoyed. Graphics are really nice looking I can just enjoy staring at the hallways for moments at a time. Please modders find a way to mute Grace she makes startled sounds over noises that I don't even notice lol.
Throw in a bit of dying light and that's the DNA right there. Melee has never felt so good.
 
Grace is really cool. Her actress is amazing. Its kind of sad they had to add Leon in.

I was confused as hell before I bought it because Rose was nowhere to be found and then I realized it takes place after Village but before the DLC because she would have been like seven years old maybe?
 
“Agent Johnson, I know you were molested by a clown, but you need to go undercover into this clown college full of pedophiles and arrest them. Yes, they stuck an animal balloon in your ass… but it’s time to face the PAST!!”
 
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