Resident Evil - Virgin Vampire Wine Mom vs Chad Magnetic Lebowski

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Not played the game myself but from what i have seen, It seems it wants to be RE7, 8 and RE4 remake all at the same time but dont commit to either of the playstyle.
They either should have stick to one or the other or just made a scenario A and B.
 
Just finished the game, and very glad others here think Grace is actually autistic. Those who post on the farms have an autist sense like spidey senses.

Really enjoyed it, had a lot of fun. My only real gripe like alot of RE games, is when you leave the "mansion" areas. The part where you play as Leon when he has to get the detonator was a slog and felt like padding. Hell, that entire middle was padding. And the "hey remember this?"/

Graces VA was great, and outshine Leons by a mile. Combat was fun, lack of puzzles kinda sucked. Had no performance issues, but one glitch that fucking sucked. After killing Phantoms long lost cousin in Racoon city and you land in the subway, Leon couldn't push the gates. and had to do the area again.

I do think this game had parts inspired by other games, especially Amnesia the bunker (which you should definitely buy and play). I do wish we could see more characters in the story. The worse part was the lack of mentions of other RE characters, especially Ada or Claire.

Wish we had more Emily scenes, unlike Sherry and that other kid in Revelations 2. I actually felt for her? Maybe because of the blindness or something, and I didn't like that scene. I just wished they had actually stuck to their guns and killed her, instead of Leon saying "Yeah I missed her vitals and we used the cure to revert her back" ass pulling.

I have no regrets buying this game, got 12 hours out of it. If you like RE4R combat, and Re7 horror its up your alley. Unless you're a lore autist.

Now back to yelling slurs in CSGO (I will not call it 2 like some faggot) and Deadlock.
 
Finally completed it. I mentioned pages back about a spoiler I came across accidentally and it was just the cutscene of Leon shooting at Redditor Wesker. And I had seen you guys talking about Hunk dying. Holy shit what a miserable and unceremonious way to kill off a beloved fan favorite legacy character just for the simple fact of membaberries.

I really hated it on release night with the quick vignettes of character swapping and you couldn't even enjoy either of the characters. I really hated Leon's gameplay initially since it has that floaty RE6 feel to it. Generally I liked it more than 7 and 8. But I'd rather play 4R even with the clunky mess it is at times. It is one of the better modern REs but it's a little too arcady like RE6 where you're not really living in a few sections and it feels almost linear. The hospital section was pretty good once it opens up a bit. But all these games have a strong opening and then the wheels fall off. Modern game design 101.

I think the monsters are pretty unimaginative. Reusing old troupes and designs with a new, shittier coat of paint. I expected the RPD to be more important than just a walk through to the orphanage after all the lead up to this fucking thing.

And no Ada? What is this gay shit. We go back to Raccoon and there's nothing on her and Claire. I half expected Ada to toss the RPG during the nigger faced Mr. X fight.

And of course they reused the Nemesis asset for Victor. Again, more membaberries and they don't feel like making a new asset so let's just reuse another one.

I'm sick of the modern take of Umbrella facilities being sterile dentist's offices that are clearly still basing them off the Milla movie interpretations. The lab in RE1 was a filthy shit hole. So was RE2 in a way but it was more metal and cold with several colors, but everything is overly white and blemish free in every game since 2R. Soulless dreck. You may as well call Ark NEST 3.

Overall it's worth playing and I did have more enjoyment than misery, but it's a shitty 30th anniversary game.

I look forward to the mod that removes all of Grace's segments.

And yeah, "Zeno." Gay fucking shit. Either revive him or fuck off. I don't need cosplayers.

When you think about it, much of this story is just MGS4 but in RE. Zeno is Liquid Ocelot. Sherry is Otacon. Leon is dying and has his own microwave hallway walk. Spencer is Big Boss. Elpis is Foxalive.
 
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Beat the game last night. At first I had 0 clue what people were talking about when they said Racoon City was bad because the spider boss is genuinely fun. Then I noticed how long it was before I actually got to the big boss rush. Once you go on the Victor Tyrant Plant 43 to Hunk in about 20 minutes, it picks up very well. Remaining sections are fun too. Honestly weird how Grace is more fun for me than Leon. Probably because there's actual optional exploration. Kinda miffed there's never a boss fight with Zeno even if he is the shop-rite brand of Wesker. He actually seems like he would make a cool boss fight regardless. What I really hate though, fuck Capcom for not including any form of mercenaries or raid mode. That's literally the best part.
 
My buddy pointed out it looks like Leon puts on a wedding ring as he walks away from Grace at the end. I think he's right after rewatching it. It's also in the concept art.

So he shacked up with Ada finally. At least two people have sex in this series.
 
I look forward to the mod that removes all of Grace's segments.
I'm in the exact opposite camp. Cut out all the Leon segments, give Grace a double barrel shotgun and a proper revolver that wasn't designed by the Blade Runner SFX crew, expand the facility, cut down on the hide & seek gameplay and lean more into combat the further in you go. Granted you'd basically be re-creating RE1 at that point, but I doubt many people would complain.

On a side note, I wish they'd either revamp the Licker AI or just not include them in future releases, the main mechanic of "they can't hear" is bullshit and only works up to a point, once the player produces a sound they laser in on the players position, even if the character has slow-walked to the opposite side of the room from where the sound first originated.
 
I'm in the exact opposite camp. Cut out all the Leon segments, give Grace a double barrel shotgun and a proper revolver that wasn't designed by the Blade Runner SFX crew, expand the facility, cut down on the hide & seek gameplay and lean more into combat the further in you go. Granted you'd basically be re-creating RE1 at that point, but I doubt many people would complain.

On a side note, I wish they'd either revamp the Licker AI or just not include them in future releases, the main mechanic of "they can't hear" is bullshit and only works up to a point, once the player produces a sound they laser in on the players position, even if the character has slow-walked to the opposite side of the room from where the sound first originated.
I agree that their behavior doesn't match what they're portrayed as. Why they somehow "see" after hearing a noise and you move away and remain motionless never made sense. But this goes back to RE2 1998, but that was fucking PS1.
 
My buddy pointed out it looks like Leon puts on a wedding ring as he walks away from Grace at the end. I think he's right after rewatching it. It's also in the concept art.

So he shacked up with Ada finally. At least two people have sex in this series.
People seem to think his married to Sherry but that would be weird.
 
People seem to think his married to Sherry but that would be weird.
It's been like 15 years since RE6, and with the CGI movies canon Ada implied her and Leon fucked sometime after RE4.

This series needs to get the fuck away from evil little girl imagery already. It's been fucking cancer since RE7.
 
I'm in the exact opposite camp. Cut out all the Leon segments, give Grace a double barrel shotgun and a proper revolver that wasn't designed by the Blade Runner SFX crew, expand the facility, cut down on the hide & seek gameplay and lean more into combat the further in you go. Granted you'd basically be re-creating RE1 at that point, but I doubt many people would complain.

On a side note, I wish they'd either revamp the Licker AI or just not include them in future releases, the main mechanic of "they can't hear" is bullshit and only works up to a point, once the player produces a sound they laser in on the players position, even if the character has slow-walked to the opposite side of the room from where the sound first originated.
Yeah outside of the lack of weapons Grace was far better. I wonder if Grace is the not enough while Leon is the too much. With not enough just adding a bit more fixes it, with too much you gotta figure out which parts were necessary to fix it. I think just getting the machine pistol as a bonus item will fix all issues I have with Grace. But Leon will definitely require more. Also the fact Leon can't store items anywhere for later is cringe. I had all these resources and nowhere to put them at the end. Felt like I should've prioritized grenades instead of ammo.
 
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Was Grace a DEI hire all along?
 
there's an in-game challenge that is not tied to any achievement that becomes visible after clearing the game. it is called "The Final Puzzle" and the hint is "Let the sweet pair hear the voice" and this sounds like some faggot-ass ARG bullshit and i really hope modders dissect it and what it all means, assuming the collective autism of the Internet doesn't beat them to it. it's fucking gay that there are points tied to it.
 
there's an in-game challenge that is not tied to any achievement that becomes visible after clearing the game. it is called "The Final Puzzle" and the hint is "Let the sweet pair hear the voice" and this sounds like some faggot-ass ARG bullshit and i really hope modders dissect it and what it all means, assuming the collective autism of the Internet doesn't beat them to it. it's fucking gay that there are points tied to it.
It probably just means to not confirm your choice until you hear both options so you hear Leon and Spencer in the final choice? That's all I can think of.
Edit: Oh this is RE7 Demo and P.T. Levels of autism. Never mind. Ok.
 
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I'm just glad that the BSAA continues the tradition of being absolutely fucking useless and exists to get fucking mogged.

Admittedly, the scene where you watch it happen though?

Brutal.

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Just got done watching someone play it, and he gave it a 5/10. The first half is solid, but the Raccoon City half just got padded out, and the minute human enemies showed up feels like the writers ran out of ideas.
Shit when was the last the time RE had bona fide grade H human enemies? Besides maybe code Veronica? ( I didn't play it)
My buddy pointed out it looks like Leon puts on a wedding ring as he walks away from Grace at the end. I think he's right after rewatching it. It's also in the concept art.

So he shacked up with Ada finally. At least two people have sex in this series.
No if they don't say it there's still hope.....

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I'll probably buy it when the Chris dlc comes out
 
Finished the game last night. Leon was great to play as. Grace was okay but they gave her a limited amount of weapons like in shadows of rose and that’s not a good thing to be reminded of that dlc. I liked it overall though. The story engaged me but there’s definitely some certain lore implications here, and not all of them good.
 
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