Resident Evil - Virgin Vampire Wine Mom vs Chad Magnetic Lebowski
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This has been what I’ve seen from playthroughs too. It seems the RE series as a whole just doesn’t know what to do with itself. I was disappointed by RE8 so much I haven’t even bothered with RE9. A and B series with the zapping system needs to make a return. Who ever is in charge needs to be locked in a room with RE1 and RE2 for a few weeks just to get an idea of what the series is as a whole. Balancing between RE7 and RE4 remake just feels like such a head twist on top of trying to make RE more an action shooter.
Honestly just abandon the current structure and stories and characters. Series need a reset or a major character killed at least.
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So I have been sick and been home for the past few days from work. Beat the game and got all the sweet challenges except the uh - Final puzzle one. Don't know what that is about. Anyways, some thoughts.
1. The orphanage/flashback scene is retarded and bad.
2. Speedrunning, it's pretty easy to get a 2 hour time.
3. Final boss fight way too easy.
4. Too many axes, not enough samurai swords.
5. Why the fuck does Leon care so much about Kendo and his gay homosexual gun shop? That guy was faggot.
6. The entire plot really revolves around the villains being so fucking retarded they can't do things like check basic emails, lmao.
1. The orphanage/flashback scene is retarded and bad.
2. Speedrunning, it's pretty easy to get a 2 hour time.
3. Final boss fight way too easy.
4. Too many axes, not enough samurai swords.
5. Why the fuck does Leon care so much about Kendo and his gay homosexual gun shop? That guy was faggot.
6. The entire plot really revolves around the villains being so fucking retarded they can't do things like check basic emails, lmao.
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I'd just be happy with a giant fucking building, let's say a school or a hospital, with a bunch of puzzles, back tracking with changes, and shifting up the ante.
The first half of RE9 was fun, but a bit too easy to kill everything (Leon had nobody to kill as he walked through a cleaned out hospital), the second half in Racoon City is dull as dishwater.
The first half of RE9 was fun, but a bit too easy to kill everything (Leon had nobody to kill as he walked through a cleaned out hospital), the second half in Racoon City is dull as dishwater.
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It was the most Resident Evil like part of the game
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I wouldn't even make a distinction to any part of it than say the whole location was fucking boring. All the zombies look exactly the same in that section and for whatever reason are using fucking weapons.
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I enjoyed the game more than 8 but thats not a high bar. It could have been better for sure, but I also thought it was going to be a lot worse than what it ended up being. Lots of clap bait which I guess makes sense for an anniversary title. I'll probably play through hard mode but I'm not sure if I'll touch any DLC they do. I think structurally it may have been a better idea to go with just following Grace until Raccoon City and then playing through with Leon from the start of the game until finding her in the lab after. I also think you should have unlocked something after finishing the game that let you just play through the Grace or Leon segments in whole without having to go through the entire game switching between them.
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The RE engine is a dogshit engine. Especially on PC. I made the mistake of telling my brother to get me Monster Hunter Wilds for my birthday and all that game did was piss me off and remind me most modern game engines are fucking terrible. If you don't set certain settings to low or lowest you'll get fucky framerates no matter what you're running and the games seem to pick and choose when that happens with no clear reason.
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I managed to find a solution, setting mesh quality to low seemed to fix it for me.
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Those capcom faggots need to make another Chris game so he can finally bang his ebony Godess
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I'm just on Grace's 2nd section (where you meet the blind girl) and I'm impressed. Playing on the Standard Classic Difficulty and cursing myself for not clearing my inventory entirely! They listened to my biggest complaint that I had with RE7 (generic mold monsters are boring). I just love these Zombies!
I'm really impressed by what done here.
I'm really impressed by what done here.
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I like that resources are tight at first, but eventually shit snowballs and you can kill everything, which I mean, that is very much Resident Evil in a nutshell.
First time in a long time in this franchise I felt doubt and fear, when early on like 4 zombies pour out of a hallway I have to go down I completely flipped because I realized I have 6 bullets and there's no way in hell I'm getting down there without pushing someone over and booking it, and I have no idea whats after that.
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Data miners found out you need to get the doll from the cell next to Emily's and have her with you, then do the Sun, moon and star puzzle. Only issue is that you can't pick up the doll.
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Who said that's where you get the doll? The issue is we don't actually know the full puzzle yet. The solution clearly involves Emily and Marie, but considering how few encounters you have with them throughout the game, I'd say there's pieces missing still. We know that the blocks in room 202 and the Orphanage are the chemical CN-16 which is for film. We also know after inputting the code initially we hear the marionettes from the Orphanage laugh through the loudspeaker above you. We also know of a growl from Marie that occurs the first time you go down the second floor of the staircase locked behind the kitchen (as opposed to the one by the dining room.) We know that Marie has at least 2 dolls you can examine, one with her name in the basement and one without it in the cells. We know there's an M in the painting at the end, We also know that the chapters of the game have certain letters fade last on Grace. We know the code is an RNA sequence with 5 chemicals with the first letter of each spelling GLITCH, and that the chemical name for each is shortened to GKITCH. We know of a barcode that when scanned reveals the numbers for one of the Outbreak casts' birthdates but also the word Itsy when translated to numbers. (number is 09201925) We also know the blue paint next to the bobblehead in Raccoon City's intro refers to the giant spider which audibly creepily moves about when you first enter the room. We know the rna sequence has 3 numbers which corrospond to the distances between the sun, moon and alpha centari and the earth. We know that there's a creepy carboard cutout of a mom and baby in room 202 in the intro hotel. We know that the mannequins who chase you in the orphanage implement a morse code on bed when you hide from them. We know so many things in this game come in pairs or 3s. We know the sweet pair refers to 2 little girls because of the various translations using cultural phrases common for properly behaving children, specifically girls. We know Marie says the line "Let's Play" before her hand gets cut off in the elevator and that the hand also says this. We know it's possible to keep Marie from all sources of light without attacking her once and without killing any optional enemies (but that this doesn't seem to trigger anything). And finally. We know for a fact that it has nothing to do with the singers and people who talk about them should become an hero for dragging on and on about it.
tl;dr we know from cheaters hacking it and its id before attempting the puzzle in their inventory that it does in fact have something to do with the doll because it has to do with Marie and Emily being innocent children (even if Marie is mutated into a horrifying monster). But we don't know what the steps are to cause it nor do we know if it can be done in one playthrough (potentially not). What is possible is that there is some truth to the gengar sperging, and that the doll appears somewhere random after the point of no return (going down the lab near the coptor). But it could also possibly be left anywhere past that in the game, and if picked up and carried to the end will carry over on future playthroughs (this is giving him benefit of the doubt, I don't believe it's true and think he's lying). But, if that's the case it makes sense why the achievement isn't consider possible on one playthrough by Capcom. Since it likely actually is whether the dude is a lying retard or not.
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IIRC the Tyrants are all clones based off one Russian dude's DNA, so yeah, cloning is old, old tech as far as Umbrella is concerned.
I'm sorry you find a chainsaw duel in a crowded basement lame and boring instead of being properly GROOVY.
Resident evil was always campy horror. While less intentional in the originals they were very cheesy and Silent Hill always blew them out of the water in terms of atmosphere. Code Veronica was when they started leaning into sillier characters and villains and 4 made that its trademark. The series has always been a bit goofy.
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COMPLETE. GLOBAL. SATURATION.
Like come on, RE7 botched the tone but not Chris punching a boulder while fighting a lava-immersed tentacle Wesker inside an active volcano?
Not CV having a crossdressing falsetto who wants to fuck his sister, or 4 having self aware jokes? Or Jake boxing a tyrant? Or leon dodging lasers...
Also the amazing choreography of the movies.