Resident Evil - Virgin Vampire Wine Mom vs Chad Magnetic Lebowski

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Looks like another shitty mediocre title, boring.
The story of this franchise just gets dumber and dumber, how is it that the game that had midget Napoleon that turns into a tentacle monster as one of the villains was the one with the least nonsensical plot?
 
30+GameOvers said:
Looks like another shitty mediocre title, boring.
The story of this franchise just gets dumber and dumber, how is it that the game that had midget Napoleon that turns into a tentacle monster as one of the villains was the one with the least nonsensical plot?
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I think it's really funny how you absolutely fucking hate Synthetic Man considering your both the most miserable men alive.

You'd think you guys would bond over being blackpilled faggots who hate everything.
 
While it's incredibly flawed. I'll replay it for the foreseeable future, where as I never will return to 8 and sometimes 7.
 
Jace on ice said:
I think it's really funny how you absolutely fucking hate Synthetic Man considering your both the most miserable men alive.

You'd think you guys would bond over being blackpilled faggots who hate everything.
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I don't have a miserable life, I just hate retards and am very open about it. Not my problem you and most other synthcels happen to fit the bill.
Lady Adjani said:
Did lord chud like the game? His girlfriend, The Spherehunter loved it
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Troonhunter is literally their influencer so he doesn't count. Free bingo space in human form.
00R-Gundam said:
Bro i just want a remake of 5 where i get to shoot niggers as gigachad chris and sheva, sheva is there too i guess.
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80% of the enemies will be white and Chris will be turned into a beta simp who worships girlboss queen Sheva, so what's the point? They might fix the shitty inventory system and de-lobotomize Sheva when controlled by AI, but otherwise it will just be another RE Engine slopgame that barely resembles the original, just like RE4make.
 
at this point, Capcom should just make 2 kind of REs. like mainline RE for more survival horror, then spinoff games but focused on more action horror, even like coop action horror.
 
huckbeine said:
at this point, Capcom should just make 2 kind of REs. like mainline RE for more survival horror, then spinoff games but focused on more action horror, even like coop action horror.
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They tried mixing and matching before, that game was called "Resident Evil 6" and it flopped. Now, Capcom doesn't know what the fuck it's doing so they're just throwing shit at the wall and hopes it sticks. You know, the usual since all their good ideas come to them by accident and they fail to replicate them so they just milk the good games until the well runs dry.
 
30+GameOvers said:
They tried mixing and matching before, that game was called "Resident Evil 6" and it flopped. Now, Capcom doesn't know what the fuck it's doing so they're just throwing shit at the wall and hopes it sticks. You know, the usual since all their good ideas come to them by accident and they fail to replicate them so they just milk the good games until the well runs dry.
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well it literally does "stick" these games print money.
 
Zenos Yae Viator said:
well it literally does "stick" these games print money.
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Do they? RE3Make called
Just because these games don't flop doesn't mean they are as successful as they should be either. RE4Make, for example, for a game as profilic as RE4 did not nearly have as much staying power as RE2Make. Interest in these games will just decrease over time unless something new is injected into the formula, something crapcom is allergic to.
 
00R-Gundam said:
Bro i just want a remake of 5 where i get to shoot niggers as gigachad chris and sheva, sheva is there too i guess.
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badass and hot women are outlawed, YOU CHUD. now watch this literal tranny shill for this shit
as i have said i legit enjoyed 7, 8 dies the moment you leave the castle r4make is whatever but i have zero hype to play this-
 
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as with tradition of Resident Evil games, there's always a part of the game that makes it "that fucking part" when replaying the game

in 0 its the training facility
in 1, its the backhouse section
in 2, its the sherry and ada sections
in 3, its the hospital and park sections
in 4, its the ashley sections
in 5, its the ooga booga village and the oil factory sections
in 6, its the scenes where you have to wiggle the sticks
in 7, its the whole game
in 8, its the whole game after the castle
in REV, its the whole scanning shit
in REV2, its the fucking invisible enemies
in RE Outbreak, its that fucking loading screens
in RECV, its the whole prison island
in REmake its the useless Lisa, and the fucking door loading screens
in REmake2, its the ada and sherry sections
in REmake3 its the fucking whole game except for Carlos Hospital section
in REmake4, its the ashley sections
in RE Survivor, Survivor2, Dead Aim, its that fucking removed the guncon support
in 9 its definitely the orphanage and looking for the detonator section
 
Friend of mine beat requiem then lent me his copy for PS5 over the weekend. The game is surprisingly not terrible for the first Grace section and actually plays like a Resident Evil game. I still don't see the point of her sections being OTS/first person when the precision aiming means little. Just cap an enemy a few times to down them and move on. There's even a bit of zapping when you return with Leon although no enemies were left as Grace's section was pretty easy even on classic. I hated how massive the inventory got in the remakes of 2-3 but it seems more appropriate in this game. The defensive weapons are alright and the blood collection/crafting was okay even though it's partially stolen from The Evil Within. The blister heads were easily put down by the requiem and the chunk seemed pointless as he was always trapped in that tiny section of the care center. Basement section was alright as well. It at least wasn't a straight line like all of Leon's sections up to that point. I do think Grace is a pretty weak character. Better than Ethan but that's not saying anything. If you're a fan of Alyssa from Outbreak I guess capcom hates you. The orphanage was the most blatant moment of lazy asset reuse.

The game really shits its pants when it gets to Raccoon City. It wasn't obvious at first because they look similar to lickers but the blister heads are just obvious ripoffs of TLOU's clickers as is that entire city segment. I wish capcom would stop mimicking whatever was popular the previous decade to churn out this derivative shit. The RPD made me feel nothing because it's the remake version which I have no nostalgia for(it's only been 7 years) and any time they played clips from the remake I rolled my eyes. The motorcycle bit was whatever and kept it nice and short. kamiya must have walked in that day and demanded they put that part in the game. You could have just cut out the whole city and RPD section and just had Leon go straight to the crater and made the ARK section larger instead.

It was good to play as Grace one last time although her final segment is pretty short. Cool to see lickers again but they're easily dealt with so long as you keep making bottles of acid. They get spammed way too much in Leon's sections. The spider, mr x, plant 43 and Hunk fights were all just kind of head scratching. Was capcom's laziness supposed to make me excited? Zeno is a pointless character. The final boss was crap and way too easy (I now realize it and demake 3's boss were mostly stolen from a boss in TEW2). All in all a very mediocre product that dies after the first segment.

capcom's pulling some scummy shit with the triple pack for switch 2. They basically are forcing you to buy it before the end of March so they can pad their sales for 9 by the end of the fiscal year. After that they expect you to pay 40 and 50 respectively for 7-8. You also don't get the deluxe content for 9 in the pack, you end up paying an extra 5 for that via the upgrade.
 
huckbeine said:
in 4, its the ashley sections
in 5, its the ooga booga village and the oil factory sections
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I assume it is the "boring, tedious" parts of the game, yes?
For me, in RE4 it was actually the "puzzle" sections since they didn't offer any actual challenge but wasted your time. Ashley parts were a welcome distraction since you were at least doing something else with the core mechanics other than mindlessly shooting zombies.
RE5 it's absolutely the tunnel sections(after the ones you mentioned), since they offer nothing to the core gameplay and try to break away from the co-op central mechanic...which you can't do with RE5 since it is so central to the experience, so it falls flat on it's face. Also, the lab section is pure torture, as is the endgame boat section. Actually, the entire second half of the game is a slog to go thru, the oil factory and it's boss are arguably the last good part of it(alongside the ooga booga section, if nothing else for how funny it is).
Shamefuru Disprayu said:
I think you're thinking about it infinitely more than the designers. They probably thought "what's cooler than a knife? An axe!" And that was the beginning and end of the discussion.
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Is it true that you can parry rockets in this game? If so, I would worry about that part. It was already retarded that you could parry a chainsaw with a knife in RE4make, this entire direction is just autistic and there is no other way to go about it. Whoever thinks this is cool should stop, it isn't.
 
The final puzzle was solved, apparently what you have to do is this
1, when you get to the human meat grinder, before you turn the valve you have to wait 15 minutes.
2, Do the meat grinder part but do not kill any of the zombies and just dodge them.
3, once you fall into the blood pool, drain it.
4, after you leave the basement section, go to the west wing toilets and flush one of the toilets eight times.
5, play the game like normal until you're at the section where the underground facility is in self destruction.
6, after the small cutscene where the main room floods with blood, you'll find the doll at the bottom of the staircase.
7, pick it up, play the game through normal and once you do a new game the doll will be in your storage box.
8, grab the doll and Emily and do the puzzle box, once you get the laughter you finished the final puzzle.
 
Fully Eshay Skits Bruh V4 said:
The final puzzle was solved, apparently what you have to do is this
1, when you get to the human meat grinder, before you turn the valve you have to wait 15 minutes.
2, Do the meat grinder part but do not kill any of the zombies and just dodge them.
3, once you fall into the blood pool, drain it.
4, after you leave the basement section, go to the west wing toilets and flush one of the toilets eight times.
5, play the game like normal until you're at the section where the underground facility is in self destruction.
6, after the small cutscene where the main room floods with blood, you'll find the doll at the bottom of the staircase.
7, pick it up, play the game through normal and once you do a new game the doll will be in your storage box.
8, grab the doll and Emily and do the puzzle box, once you get the laughter you finished the final puzzle.
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I'm not sure if this is a troll of some kind, but this sounds more like a COD Zombies easter egg step to me. What were they thinking?
 
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