Resident Evil - Virgin Vampire Wine Mom vs Chad Magnetic Lebowski

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El Chacal De La Trompeta said:
A 70+ dollar game should be longer that a fucking weekend
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most of the good Resident evil are around the 8-10 hour mark, making it better for replaying,
the one time it went far beyond that was this shit:
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A good resident evil game needs 2 things.
Snappy campaign that's fun to play through multiple times, and a mercenaries/tofu mode to fuck around with, anything more is pushing it. when people ask for a really long RE game, I can only imagine the devs making it open world and that sounds horrible. the last thing RE needs is pointless busy work to appease the quantity over quality crowd.
 
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Scarthew said:
The story is irrelevent, there will always be another bio terrorist with weak motivation to justify a game. The story has always been good guy beats bad guy.
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This, the most universally acclaimed game in the series, RE4, is a complete random about face turn into Spanish Cultists and brain bugs kidnapping the President's Daughter.
You can do anything with body horror+Location+enemy theme.

Lets get a Kowloon Walled City location next time.
 
Dorkwan said:
There's one place all franchises go when they've run out of ideas that Resident Evil hasn't gone yet.
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Not entirely true. They did it (briefly) in a comic. It was surprisingly based. I'll have to do a review sometime because it actually showcases competent BSAA

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Its also funny as shit.
 
huckbeine said:
in 1, its the backhouse section
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Forgive me, but "backhouse"? What part's that?

For me it's "between returning to the mansion and getting the Colt" as Chris. Jill can spam grenade rounds so I'd say the guardhouse basement with the box-pushing and listening to the same four notes over and over (also the FMV teleports Jill to the wrong door in the hope she'll take a cheap hit from a shark, which is just bullshit).
 
Hemorrhoy Rogers said:
Except that's false. The remake hasn't outsold the original yet. I love how you used a chart that doesn't even have the original listed to somehow prove your point.
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Except it's not when specifying sales numbers with investors who only care about the 1st year. Re4 og sold 1.6 million by metrics investors care about which is 1st year sales. It's a retarded metric. But investors are clearly retards considering they've ruined about every aspect of the industry. But. That also means that Capcom including the 1st year sales maximussy bs. That they are pleasing investors. Remember investors fund the games. Gamers simply refund the investors. As retarded as that is. That's how the world works.
 
LopsidedLegend said:
Except it's not when specifying sales numbers with investors who only care about the 1st year. Re4 og sold 1.6 million by metrics investors care about which is 1st year sales. It's a retarded metric. But investors are clearly retards considering they've ruined about every aspect of the industry. But. That also means that Capcom including the 1st year sales maximussy bs. That they are pleasing investors. Remember investors fund the games. Gamers simply refund the investors. As retarded as that is. That's how the world works.
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But you're failing to factor in the development costs which go up every year. Also, how much money is wasted on Denuvo for every new release now? Try again.
 
El Chacal De La Trompeta said:
A 70+ dollar game should be longer that a fucking weekend. My brother just told me he finished it already
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The thing that matters more is the pacing and they shouldn’t have made Grace such a chore for a lot of her side of the campaign. Give me a 10 hour game that’s fun throughout the whole thing over a 20 hour game that drags. Although if they DID make a high quality 20 hour game I wouldn’t complain.
LightDragonman1 said:
Think there's any truth here, or is it just an overreaction?

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This guy is obnoxious. It’s not necessarily the fact that he wants more fan service, but the fact that he acts like if her rack isn’t literally half the weight of her body, it’s the wokest piece of shit ever made. Like please. Grace doesn’t look like Jill from RE5 with her skin tight suit, but she’s still cute and just looks like your average woman.
 
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