Resident Evil - Virgin Vampire Wine Mom vs Chad Magnetic Lebowski

[Hemorrhoy Rogers]

Game development is cheaper each year actually. 90% of the environments are Quixel assets and people have used those same assets in UE5 to recreate entire levels of the game in a matter of hours in UE5. Game development does not cost that much. What does is marketing. Which is again why the puzzle was done. It's good marketing.

Assuming that's true, all that tells me is that there's lazy asset reuse. AAA games cost more to make than they did decades ago. Also, what's the point of an ARG after the game is out?

And you're failing to factor in that investors are the ones who pay those, not you. Again, your money goes to refund the investors. The devs are on salary. They get paid regardless of if the game succeeds or not. So, they are a the whims of investors, not you. That is how all corporate works.

Then why do game companies keep laying off employees and shutting down studios? capcom would likely be doing this as well if they didn't rely on shitty third parties like neobards for cheap outsourcing.

Nobody in this entire thread but me knows about all the out of bounds you can do in the original gamecube release that you are locked out of in every other release. We proved that by all of you refusing to answer my very simple questions about them a month ago. If you had the answer you could have answered then. It's been a month. None of you know the series as well as I do. This is demonstrable. Because most of you play a game once or twice. There was someone talking about playing Code Veronica for the 5th time, stating they played on 5 different consoles but only played the game once on each. That is not a fan, that is a larper. If you don't replay each game 10+ times you are not a fan. Because these are the most replayable games outside of roguelikes. Understand that and understand that well. All of you are fake fans

You seriously have mental problems Your delusion is most amusing though. Was it your intelligence that got you banned from this thread for a week?

So, when I say why Capcom does something. And I show number go up. I am talking about the numbers that matter to Capcom. Your numbers don't get them to keep their jobs. Mine do. If they cared about your numbers all of them would be fired. They care about investors numbers because that's what keeps them employed. I told you why they included a puzzle you thought was retarded in RE:9, and you didn't like the answer. But that answer is the correct answer. You can be wrong, you can be proudly wrong. But you are wrong. And this is coming from someone who is demonstrably an infinitely bigger fan than everyone else in this subforum. I have the entire series remembered autistically because I've played these games nonstop for decades. I've been here since I was 7 for over 20 years. And I've been playing every day. I have hundreds of hours into each game in the series. I can tell that you do not. Come back when you put 250+ hours in Gaiden. Or when you understand basic economics.

Call me crazy, but I don't believe you. Your insane rambling walls of text are fun to read though.

REmake 4 has apparently been freed of enigma now. Hopefully whoever suggested adding that has been fired/told to fuck off.

 

[Scarthew]

And Ashley had all kinds of goofy shit ranging from an anime schoolgirl outfit

no? She had a skimpy gogo dancer outfit. Are you thinking of sherry in re6 who had an outfit resembling her classic look

 

[Zenos Yae Viator]

5 mins in is Grace a sped or something? Also it is me or the graphics are nothing to write home about. NU Silent Hills 2 looks better

she's quite clearly very autistic.

 

[LopsidedLegend]

Assuming that's true, all that tells me is that there's lazy asset reuse. AAA games cost more to make than they did decades ago. Also, what's the point of an ARG after the game is out?

No they don't. They literally get all their assets for free. Also what ARG? The puzzle was all in the game. There's a note talking about how many liters of blood and all the letters. The fact is, people are able to do basic math and look up numbers they see in a game. ARG isn't having a puzzle that simply requires the player to pass 2nd grade math and science. ARG requires you to have to interact with scanners and real life toys and shit.

Then why do game companies keep laying off employees and shutting down studios? capcom would likely be doing this as well if they didn't rely on shitty third parties like neobards for cheap outsourcing.

So the devs already got paid, the investors paid them. The game doesn't make enough money back... Therefore, they get fired. They're fired in post for wasting money.

You seriously have mental problems Your delusion is most amusing though. Was it your intelligence that got you banned from this thread for a week?

My mental illness is boundless. But the reason I got thread banned is because I reported the Somalians for being Somalian and demonstrating their subsomalian iq.

Call me crazy, but I don't believe you. Your insane rambling walls of text are fun to read though.

REmake 4 has apparently been freed of enigma now. Hopefully whoever suggested adding that has been fired/told to fuck off.

The investors haven't been fired, whoever invested money into forcing them to use it probably stopped when they realized they weren't seeing a penny of that back though. If your company is so hated it makes people wish Denuvo was brought back, its product is probably retarded.

 

[Hemorrhoy Rogers]

No they don't. They literally get all their assets for free. Also what ARG? The puzzle was all in the game. There's a note talking about how many liters of blood and all the letters. The fact is, people are able to do basic math and look up numbers they see in a game. ARG isn't having a puzzle that simply requires the player to pass 2nd grade math and science. ARG requires you to have to interact with scanners and real life toys and shit.

I would argue it sort of became one since it required a community effort to figure out the convoluted solution.

So the devs already got paid, the investors paid them. The game doesn't make enough money back... Therefore, they get fired. They're fired in post for wasting money.

Seems like a terrible waste of talent because the game doesn't hit some unreasonable sales figure.

My mental illness is boundless. But the reason I got thread banned is because I reported the Somalians for being Somalian and demonstrating their subsomalian iq.

You know, the idea here is to not post something so insane that it gets added to the pool of random quotes posted on the front page.

The investors haven't been fired, whoever invested money into forcing them to use it probably stopped when they realized they weren't seeing a penny of that back though. If your company is so hated it makes people wish Denuvo was brought back, its product is probably retarded.

I didn't say they were. I imagine capcom just quietly removed it after the backlash and whatever imbecile suggested they use enigma hasn't been made aware of its removal unless they were someone directly affiliated with the company. They need to take it out of a bunch of their other games as well.

 

[LopsidedLegend]

I would argue it sort of became one since it required a community effort to figure out the convoluted solution.

Seems like a terrible waste of talent because the game doesn't hit some unreasonable sales figure.

You know, the idea here is to not post something so insane that it gets added to the pool of random quotes posted on the front page.

I didn't say they were. I imagine capcom just quietly removed it after the backlash and whatever imbecile suggested they use enigma hasn't been made aware of its removal unless they were someone directly affiliated with the company. They need to take it out of a bunch of their other games as well.

It only became a community effort because everyone wanted it day one.

AAA and wasted talent is like peanut butter and mayonnaise. They shouldn't go together. But they do.

The fact you saw what they were posting as anything other than the incoherent diatribes of a Somalian trying to explain why their culture was more than bananas and rice is more insane than anything I've ever said.

No see, you still fail to get it. Capcom doesn't make decisions, investors do. It's why AAA is failing across the board. They aren't allowed to make their own decisions anymore. It's why calling any AAA company woke and not their investors is the issue. The investors choose which devs are hired. The investors choose who they consult. The investors choose their budget. The investors choose everything, because while they don't work for the company. They own the company. The CEO cannot make a decision without approval of the board. It's why so many government programs are riddled with fraud and are always so inefficient. Because the board of directors is always a bunch or fat retards who don't know nor care to know about the service and are just their to squeeze ownership and control out of everything they can. They don't care if the games succeed either. Many investors want their games to fail because it devalues the company allowing them to purchase more stocks. (Activision anyone?) Investors are monopolistic communists who hate everything fun because when you're having fun you aren't working in the mines slaving away for free for their lithium.

 

[El Chacal De La Trompeta]

Played until the first time Leon meets Grace and had to put it down because how souless this game feels. Ill pick it up again this weekend to see how it goes but it doesnt look good resident evil sisters

 

[LopsidedLegend]

Played until the first time Leon meets Grace and had to put it down because how souless this game feels. Ill pick it up again this weekend to see how it goes but it doesnt look good resident evil sistera

NGL The next section is the best part. Leon's segments are nowhere near as good as I thought they would be. He's good in the boss rush you get after the detonator. But Grace actually has a lot more going for her.

 

[Commissar Fuklaw]

Think there's any truth here, or is it just an overreaction?

He's right, but very annoying. Them pushing Leon being so handsome is an overreaction to Dimitrescu's supernova (which Capcom wants to exploit hence why Grace has a costume of her.) Grace is very cute, which works for her spergy, frightened character. You can't have a beauty like REmake Jill being terrified, she has a different kind of appeal. Leon being grizzled handsome contrasts with her and if he wasn't in the game, they'd be annoyed at how cute she is while being a damsel in distress. He's just soaking up all their ill willed attention, which I'm fine with. Normies are fine with both characters from what I've seen.

But I say horniness isn't a zero sum game. We can have handsome men and beautiful women in our video games at the same time. Let's just rope whoever says we can have one but not the other. Everyone deserves their escapist fantasy.

Put me in charge, I'll have everyone gooning and making a trillion dollars.

 

[MrJokerRager]

I would have never guessed the zombie would be the hottest character of the game.

 

[Zenos Yae Viator]

He's right, but very annoying. Them pushing Leon being so handsome is an overreaction to Dimitrescu's supernova (which Capcom wants to exploit hence why Grace has a costume of her.) Grace is very cute, which works for her spergy, frightened character. You can't have a beauty like REmake Jill being terrified, she has a different kind of appeal. Leon being grizzled handsome contrasts with her and if he wasn't in the game, they'd be annoyed at how cute she is while being a damsel in distress. He's just soaking up all their ill willed attention, which I'm fine with. Normies are fine with both characters from what I've seen.

But I say horniness isn't a zero sum game. We can have handsome men and beautiful women in our video games at the same time. Let's just rope whoever says we can have one but not the other. Everyone deserves their escapist fantasy.

Put me in charge, I'll have everyone gooning and making a trillion dollars.

I think Grace is to appeal to the Japs, the love the aspie spergy nerd girls.

 

[Kofi Drinka]

I picked up RE9 on a whim. I wanted something new to play but I'm finding this bad. Like really bad. I've avoided spoilers and picked up the game more because I'm sick of dodging spoilers than I have the urge to play it.

I knew I would hate Grace but I thought Leon might be fun. I could suffer a stuttering retard here and there. But no, she's a fucking anime character. B B But I have a s s s stutter. Aren't I kawaii? Fucking FBI agent here.. Who shits herself and loops the exact same trip animations every time you run away from the light monster. I got to the butcher in the kitchen and tried to stealth past him and he seem how noticed me any way? How is Grace walking after the Lisa Trevor monster smashed her back into a radiator.

I just got the west wing key card and the only way I can describe Leon is RE6. You have the same over the top action scenes that come off as fake. You have long drawn out follow me and talk segments that ate up the start of his campaign there. The fights are a joke. The chainsaw running around the floor randomly is annoying. And then Leon chainsaws through a metal bar as thick as my arm.. With a chainsaw.. That isn't how those things work.

This is all the bad bits of RE4 remake, RE6's presentation and whatever the fuck anime capcom pulled Grace from. I'm right on the 2 hour mark and tempted to just refund it and watch a lets play for the story. I have tried so hard to find some enjoyment here and I can't. I even had to go to reddit to fix the controls because the default feels like your camera is like it's mounted on the character like an angler fish. I'm playing both in Third person now because I don't want to deal with how bad first person feels despite the change in camera settings.

I expected the game to be crappy but playable. And this is sitting right next to RE6 in it's playability.

I'm guessing it doesn't get any better. But I've bought it now so maybe I'll play it through. But this is the Capcom cycle of good game, okay game and then shitting the bed game yet again. Why can't they learn and just make fun action horror games without making them slop?

 

[Wesker]

I started my under 4hrs, no blood run. I was going to do no heal but it's a bit much all at once. I'm going to make a save at the meat grinder thing so I can get the puzzle achievement too. I haven't tried insanity yet but I've heard it's brutal.

BTW it seems likely that Hunk ain't dead and they're doing the 4th survivor again. And for the fact it's been said DLC is well underway. When you return to his body it's gone, yet his team's bodies are still there.

 

[Zenos Yae Viator]

I knew I would hate Grace but I thought Leon might be fun. I could suffer a stuttering retard here and there. But no, she's a fucking anime character. B B But I have a s s s stutter. Aren't I kawaii? Fucking FBI agent here.. Who shits herself and loops the exact same trip animations every time you run away from the light monster. I got to the butcher in the kitchen and tried to stealth past him and he seem how noticed me any way? How is Grace walking after the Lisa Trevor monster smashed her back into a radiator.

I just got the west wing key card and the only way I can describe Leon is RE6. You have the same over the top action scenes that come off as fake. You have long drawn out follow me and talk segments that ate up the start of his campaign there. The fights are a joke. The chainsaw running around the floor randomly is annoying. And then Leon chainsaws through a metal bar as thick as my arm.. With a chainsaw.. That isn't how those things work.

I have to stress that nothing about Resident Evil should be brought up with realism in mind, ever, Leon can chainsaw through a metal bar because he's Leon Scott Kennedy, he's a literal larger than life Secret Agent.
Same reason you can inject Rosemary and Mint directly into your veins to get rid of bite marks.

 

[Hemorrhoy Rogers]

The fact you saw what they were posting as anything other than the incoherent diatribes of a Somalian trying to explain why their culture was more than bananas and rice is more insane than anything I've ever said.

No see, you still fail to get it. Capcom doesn't make decisions, investors do. It's why AAA is failing across the board. They aren't allowed to make their own decisions anymore. It's why calling any AAA company woke and not their investors is the issue. The investors choose which devs are hired. The investors choose who they consult. The investors choose their budget. The investors choose everything, because while they don't work for the company. They own the company. The CEO cannot make a decision without approval of the board. It's why so many government programs are riddled with fraud and are always so inefficient. Because the board of directors is always a bunch or fat retards who don't know nor care to know about the service and are just their to squeeze ownership and control out of everything they can. They don't care if the games succeed either. Many investors want their games to fail because it devalues the company allowing them to purchase more stocks. (Activision anyone?) Investors are monopolistic communists who hate everything fun because when you're having fun you aren't working in the mines slaving away for free for their lithium.

I'm impressed by how your tangents somehow become increasingly more bizarre

I started my under 4hrs, no blood run. I was going to do no heal but it's a bit much all at once. I'm going to make a save at the meat grinder thing so I can get the puzzle achievement too. I haven't tried insanity yet but I've heard it's brutal.

BTW it seems likely that Hunk ain't dead and they're doing the 4th survivor again. And the for the fact it's been said DLC is well underway. When you return to his body it's gone, yet his team's bodies are still there.

The lack of post clear content in 9 is kind of baffling. Especially when you consider they didn't waste any resources this time developing another shitty multiplayer game. It would be neat if you could flip the scenarios and play Leon's segments with Grace with limited items and boxes. Leon would make Grace's sections way too easy though.

 

[Zenos Yae Viator]

The lack of post clear content in 9 is kind of baffling. Especially when you consider they didn't waste any resources this time developing another shitty multiplayer game. It would be neat if you could flip the scenarios and play Leon's segments with Grace with limited items and boxes. Leon would make Grace's sections way too easy though.

9 Leon is so strong that literally only Jake is a stronger legit campaign character we've ever played as.

 

[LopsidedLegend]

I started my under 4hrs, no blood run. I was going to do no heal but it's a bit much all at once. I'm going to make a save at the meat grinder thing so I can get the puzzle achievement too. I haven't tried insanity yet but I've heard it's brutal.

BTW it seems likely that Hunk ain't dead and they're doing the 4th survivor again. And the for the fact it's been said DLC is well underway. When you return to his body it's gone, yet his team's bodies are still there.

Yep. Hunk is absolutely still alive. He's the only body that disappears when you return to it in the game. And the final cutscene features people to collect DNA from either him or him and zeno anyway so at the very minimum he'll be back as a clone. Zeno is only to be brought back because even being temu wesker is cooler than not being wesker at all (really the only disappointment with him is the complete lack of boss fight.)

 

[Lady Adjani]

The lack of post clear content in 9 is kind of baffling. Especially when you consider they didn't waste any resources this time developing another shitty multiplayer game. It would be neat if you could flip the scenarios and play Leon's segments with Grace with limited items and boxes. Leon would make Grace's sections way too easy though.

Least they could have done is some sort of A/B scenario, or give us unlockables that don't suck.

 

[TV's Adam West]

My mental illness is boundless. But the reason I got thread banned is because I reported the Somalians for being Somalian and demonstrating their subsomalian iq.

Thank you for reminding everyone why we hate you.

 

[Maker's Mark]

My only gripe with Grace so far is I don’t believe that she could be a functioning FBI agent.