Resident Evil - Virgin Vampire Wine Mom vs Chad Magnetic Lebowski

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If it's any compensation for those who hate the recent RE's, every new trilogy starts out really good, so RE10 will probably be a banger.

RE/REmake: best
RE2: Second best
Nemesis: Good but not great

RE4: Best
RE5: Second best
RE6: Black sheep

you get the point.
 
If it's any compensation for those who hate the recent RE's, every new trilogy starts out really good, so RE10 will probably be a banger.

RE/REmake: best
RE2: Second best
Nemesis: Good but not great

RE4: Best
RE5: Second best
RE6: Black sheep

you get the point.
True, RE2 Remake was the best of the Remake trilogy we got as well. And RE7 was the best of the new Resident Evils. Guess it's a good thing we haven't gotten a Revelations or Outbreak 3 too. Although I will say this. If you count Dead Aim as part of the Gun Survivor trilogy this falls apart because it's bad but it's way better than Survivor 2.
 
virgin fbi agent in a post t-virus world who easily gets scared of zombies
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vs chad civilian who started blasting zombies, lickers, plant zombies, g-mutants and more monsters in a zombie apocalypse
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Is it ever explained how Sherry is infected with the Racoon Syndrome when she was infected and altered by G? I don't care much for the story of RE6 but can Capcom go just 1 game without Retconning shit?
I think Capcom genuinely forgot Sherry was infected and altered by the G-Virus, because that's the only way her being infected with the T-virus makes sense.
 
Between him, that bawk faggot and that max dickhead telling Capcom what the series needs keeps me up at night.
Max was so distraught at the Leon gets his head air conditioned by Zeno ending I wouldn't be surprised if he left angry messages at the dev's voicemails.
Why Devs choose the worst people to become friendly with I'll never know. None of these types practice the spirit of gaming more than the spirit of California social norms.

Faggots at Official Nintendo of America are thirsting over Leon, cant make up this shit.

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Jacked? Chris is jacked. A total beefcake.
Leon has the Abercrombie fuckboy physique most k-pop stars have that make women fall in love because it's respectable fit but non-intimidating.
Who the fuck writes this shit?

she's quite clearly very autistic.
Spencer had all the money and intelligence in the world to create chaos and hope yet he couldn't cure autism. Shame.
 
The PC Gamer faggots are all over this...

Stop the clock: Resident Evil Requiem's first sexy Leon mod hit Nexus Mods just 4 days, 11 hours, and 23 minutes after launch. I'm glad we can all share this moment.​


Resident Evil Requiem's first sexy Leon mod hit Nexus (archive)

These faggots are gleefully rubbing it in and enjoying the double standards. By contrast, PC Gamer's article on Eve mods for Stellar Blade (archive)

Gooner game of the year Stellar Blade's mods are 41% smut, ensuring gamers will never see the light of heaven​

 
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imagine there was a Simpsons principal and the pauper plotline where the roid raged RE5/6/8 Chris is revealed as the fake Chris and the faggot from RE7 is the real Chris with his gay spiky hair

also Leon may have got some untrustworthy gook sideways pussy. said from a film but need citation for RE writers
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Well, I was going to make a post about Grace being a Redditor, but @MrJokerRager already beat me to it:

She is also a redditor.

And her looks are downgraded compared to her face model.

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I did find a video that goes a bit more into what Grace is sperging about, though; apparently, Redditors in-universe are looking over the Baker Family Farm incident:


Makes me wonder what that hellsite would look like in RE's world. And what about KF, too?
 
Well, I was going to make a post about Grace being a Redditor, but @MrJokerRager already beat me to it:



I did find a video that goes a bit more into what Grace is sperging about, though; apparently, Redditors in-universe are looking over the Baker Family Farm incident:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=nhmVNwJqYnY
Makes me wonder what that hellsite would look like in RE's world. And what about KF, too?

I am disappointed in some ways that Rosemary is not even mentioned.

Despite being a BOW on par with OG Wesker.

Would turn Nemesis and Mr. X into shish kebabs.
 
Wesker could just zip behind her and punch a hole through her.
She's mold goop taking the shape of a human, I'm not sure you could hurt her by punching through her
She was quad-scected as a newborn, she's about as immortal as it gets in RE universe.

If Wesker were to beat her it would be with his scientific or strategic mind, Rosemary makes Alexia looks like a joke and he wasn't liking his odds there so he delegated to Chris
 
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