Resident Evil - Virgin Vampire Wine Mom vs Chad Magnetic Lebowski

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I honestly do love how zombies got beefed up to hell and back in RE2. Eating bullets to the face like it's candy. Add that with crimson heads? Oh that could work nicely in part 1. I'm not sure I really want another mr x situation with lisa though.





A poll by ign on who Leon should be with, made me laugh my ass off.

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Sherry somehow wins.
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Noooooooooooooo!



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"This is your fault bitch!"
"You split the vote!"
Ashley somehow number 2. This poll is definitely botted. I can understand Claire being last but ada is not in any way 3rd in the fandom. If not number 1 she is a close 2nd in every poll.
 
If Claire was eating Sherry's virussy every night everyone on twitter complaining wouldn't give a single fuck.

They'd call it stunning and brave lesbian representation and it would get 10,000 GLAAD awards.
G-virus? More like G-spot! That Birkin mirkin be driving niggers crazy
 
Why can't Chris propagate the bloodline? Is he gay?
He puts the mission before anything else. He's not gay but he does prefer the company or other strong men. But instead of comparing dick sizes he prefers to compare boulders punched. The vibe I've been getting since 5 is Chris is married to his mission and starting a family would slow him down. Sorta like sam and frodo. Not gay, but they're not exactly interested in banging any chicks either.
 
The funny thing is the movie Vendetta seemed to be implying Chris had a thing for a random single mom that got iced by the big bad in the beginning. He seemed pretty tight and even did a full blown cry to the heavens with her in his arms.
 
The funny thing is the movie Vendetta seemed to be implying Chris had a thing for a random single mom that got iced by the big bad in the beginning. He seemed pretty tight and even did a full blown cry to the heavens with her in his arms.
Everyone who isn't a mainstay castmember dies if they associate with Chris Redfield.

the Wolfpack are fucking doomed
 
my boy is too busy killing niggers and banging ebony goddeses to settle down
Just so long as those "ebony goddesses" have straight Asian/Caucasian hair... and a non-negroidal bone structure, and light tan skin. It's almost like they have to remove as many default nigger features as possible to make niggers palatable to a global audience. L-O-L

Still waiting on that RE5make though, I eagerly await the retcons to the spear chucking nigger section even though that shit can absolutely be found in modern day wakanda right now. Remember plebs, genociding Whites in a backwoods Spanish village is a-okay, but killing niggers in their natural habitat is very non-kosher. And capcom wants them ESG Fink gibs.
 
so who was the guy that was blowing Claire's back every night?
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