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There's also that unused conversation from the Lost in Nightmares DLC between Jill and Chris about him flirting with an intern.
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Chris Redfield
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I know Chris has a huge gay fanbase and a lot of fans like to say him and Jill are both super gay but I don't buy it. He always gave me the vibe of someone who wouldn't settle down but instead sleep with the odd meaningless affair. When RE5 came out, they did this fun promo series of live action shorts where Chris is dealing with PTSD bought on by the game. In one, he's on a date and dissociating. I'm showing my dorky fan side a little too much now by speculating on character ships but I did always find it weird how capcom shows us these now 40-60 year old characters with no information about their relationships. Bit sad to think they're all meant to be single bioterror fighters forever. Give them some kids and wedding rings, they've earned it!
Oriental_Wheelchair
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Again, I'm talking about what happened in RE2, not after.
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"Chris! you just shot that African Las Plagas!!"
"he was a las plagas?"
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7 is the closest the series got to being like Texas chainsaw massacre 2 and evil dead,
8 steered it away from that vibe so hard that I get mad looking at it in my library.
After playing his entire catalogue of games he made, they never really were games that needed a sequel. W101, bayo, viewtiful joe, Dmc (before istuno)
he seems like the type to always want to make something new from the ground up over doing the same thing again.
you have to remember, the last major game he worked on as director was W101 his best game after that he was working on scalebound until it was canned.
then he was working on project GG before that was ALSO canned. We haven't seen a game from him since 2013, Knowing that project GG getting the rope made him leave platinum has me really doubt Okami 2 will be great, it just seems like a 3rd option from stuff he actually wanted to do.
re6 says she visits often.
His games are sequels in their own right. They follow up on ideas from the previous ones. Bayonetta is a much better followup to DMC because it's not restricted by the rules and fan expectations of how a DMC "should" play. Wonderful 101 combines drawing from okami with mechanics from viewtiful joe, bayonetta, dmc and even metal gear rising to create what is still the most comprehensive action game ever made.
with RE4 remake, 8 and 9 using a lot of gameplay elements from Evil Within, it just shows that Shinji Mikami needed a tard wrangler. that game was so close to greatness, if it wasnt for some retarded decisions like the story, letterbox shit and other stuff
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You're going to get a CVR remake before a RE5 one
bookmark this post, make a mental note, either way I'm going to remind you in a year from now when the announcement drops
Jason_Cruiser
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Both CV and RE5 are full of touchy things that make the modern dev scared. If CV gets remade, it's going to be made on peanuts and have half the game missing, story included. I will genuinely be shocked if they ever touch RE5, the low-IQ discourse that game had at launch will be amplified to 100 today. There is no-way to win with Re5 unless progressvism magically dies overnight.
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I cannot tell the difference between Racoon City and Silent Hill. If you put James model in place of Leons then you could tell people it was SH2 remake and they would believe you. It's pathetic how generic and bland this game is.
Looking forward to it being over. Leon's character assassination is impressive. "You found a child in an Umbrella lab?" and then no immediate head shot is shocking. Leon knows about RE7. He's aware Umbrella made children looking bio weapons and he doesn't stop Grace or deal with it. When Emily turns into the monster she looks like a Tellytubby with a vagina for a face. Reused from RE8's hallucination scenes. Why the fuck does Grace decide to just trust Harry? He's an umbrella employee with a suspicious limp.
Killing the Girl was dumb. It's dark and then suddenly it's day light so you can use the hanger to melt her. Gameplay is dreadful. Every map is designed the same and they all have a block you play hide and seek around to get to your location.
I'm finishing this out of spite. It's a real slog. And I'm convinced this is 2 different games put together. Leon was getting a sequel to RE4/6 and Grace was the RE7/8 sequel. They put them together for some reason.
Why did they hide a bobble head in the escaped girl's cell? It's silly and shows they don't take their own setting seriously. We need our crappy mascot literally no one cares about hidden in what's supposed to be a creepy and serious room.
Looking forward to it being over. Leon's character assassination is impressive. "You found a child in an Umbrella lab?" and then no immediate head shot is shocking. Leon knows about RE7. He's aware Umbrella made children looking bio weapons and he doesn't stop Grace or deal with it. When Emily turns into the monster she looks like a Tellytubby with a vagina for a face. Reused from RE8's hallucination scenes. Why the fuck does Grace decide to just trust Harry? He's an umbrella employee with a suspicious limp.
Killing the Girl was dumb. It's dark and then suddenly it's day light so you can use the hanger to melt her. Gameplay is dreadful. Every map is designed the same and they all have a block you play hide and seek around to get to your location.
I'm finishing this out of spite. It's a real slog. And I'm convinced this is 2 different games put together. Leon was getting a sequel to RE4/6 and Grace was the RE7/8 sequel. They put them together for some reason.
Why did they hide a bobble head in the escaped girl's cell? It's silly and shows they don't take their own setting seriously. We need our crappy mascot literally no one cares about hidden in what's supposed to be a creepy and serious room.
Zenos Yae Viator
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They have been using the same fucking assets since 7. Its pretty incredible how empty and barebones this game is
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I'm retarded for saying you should respect your own game instead of putting funko pops all over it? Okay.
Yes they have. I'm seeing multiple reused RE2 assets and they're just silly now.
The game continues to draw out areas an hour longer than they should be.
Umbrella's toppest of top secret labs' security is... waiting 30 seconds for the doors to open. Brilliant. No scanners, no key cards, just pull the lever and it's open.
I have nothing good to say about this game. It's an asset flip and I'm positive the early game is just a failed prototype they stuck onto a Leon game to extend it's length. All the fags hyped for this shit were retarded and I was right to say it would suck.
Re5 remake is coming. Most the zombies in this game are dark skinned. It's crazy how many blacks are here. So they're either full diversity filling the game or they're preparing for RE5 and making the negro assets.
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Evil Within is weird because it's legitimately one of the best survival horror games plagued with bad optimization and constant bugs. If you can get unbugged gameplay it's legitimately extremely fun to play. The issue is the planets only align so often and only for so long. The story is also perfectly fine. It just requires repeated playthroughs (which tbf is standard for survival horror). Certain elements make more sense when you realize that Sebastian was stuck in mobius the entire game, hence your headaches and the ability for Ruvik to even appear. The problem with the game really is just how buggy it is.
Green Kitbash
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Its ok Chris, even though you are old and penniless I'm sure Allah will set aside at least 10 of his weird virgin women for you in the afterlife
Evil Within 1 is legitimately the closest game to RE4 in intensity and feel. While 5 had the same controls you can tell that EW had more of the 4 blood in it than people seem to give it credit for
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Just last week I found out Evil Within 1 is unplayable on PS5.
During the Castle section where you have to snipe a bunch of enemies one of the objective assets won't spawn in and never will due to Sony changing the rendering engine so you're softlocked.
Sad, I liked replaying that game on occasion.
During the Castle section where you have to snipe a bunch of enemies one of the objective assets won't spawn in and never will due to Sony changing the rendering engine so you're softlocked.
Sad, I liked replaying that game on occasion.
LightDragonman1
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I liked that game, but I felt it went on a bit too long, as the last few chapters just didn’t seem to ever want to end.
In terms of gameplay and pacing, I liked the sequel more.
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The gameplay in EW1 was rough, 2 was a mechanically much better game but it wasn't nearly as interesting
FatMan
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Seriously.
This site somehow attracts people that are just miserable in life and want to bitch about literally everything. Constant complaining about the most trivial shit in every video game / movie / tv thread. Shut the fuck up and try enjoying things for a change.
This game is great and I had a ton of fun playing it.
Josuke Higashikata
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A poll by ign on who Leon should be with, made me laugh my ass off.
That poll is being botted by 4chan. It was live for 2 days before it was first posted on /v/ on March 4th. At 16:23 Sherry had 9.4% (433) of 4,604 votes, at 18:10 she had 9.8% (460) of 4,692 votes, and by 20:20 she had 46% (3,686) of 8,014 votes. Jumping from 6% growth to 800% is obviously inconsistent and suspicious.
No. 734290924 (A)
No. 734296859 (A)
No. 734304313 (A)
https://archive.fo/tpzyq (didn't archive thumbnails)
Of course, their efforts continued. As of 11:50 on the 7th Sherry is 72.1% (93,268\) of 129,359 votes.