Resident Evil - Virgin Vampire Wine Mom vs Chad Magnetic Lebowski

[regalterry]

Code Veronica (Port untouched) Because for obvious reasons capcom is not based anymore to include on the remake, Claire roast over alfred's state of mind being messed up

Veronica and a reremake of 1 are all but guaranteed.

There was a modding team that were working on fan remakes of both games in Unreal that played like RE2R, and got a C&D from Capcom.

Capcom is usually very lenient when it comes to fan projects, as far as Japanese companies go at least, so the only reason they'd do that is because they have both games in the pipeline.

RE classics ports like OutBreak, Dead Aim, UC chronicles, darkside chronicles.

I imagine a remake of 0 is also in the works.

I just wish Capcom weren't pussies, All the people that are going to throw a tantrum over the "White savior in africa" shit aren't going to buy it anyway.

I wish people would learn that the only proper response to liberal hysterics is to tell them to fuck off and rope themsevels.

Don't engage with them, don't debate, just tell them to kys and walk away. They only ever have as much power as you allow them to have.

 

[Kofi Drinka]

Still the best boxart. I'd argue the only thing truly campy about REmake is the Jill sandwich line and killing the big bad with a rocket launcher. Compared to looney toons shit like RE4 or RE8 or any game where Leon is quipping everywhere, REmake is super serious. Everything is played straight, your allies are dropping dead, other allies are betraying you, the tone is super dark, the flavor text is haunting, Lisa Trevor is a walking depression fest, and those god damn chimera have some of the nastiest designs/lore in the series.
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RE was never camp. People want to retro fit excuses for why PS1 Japanese games have bad English dialog and corny lines. The reason is the Japanese writers did not know English, they're writing lines they don't understand. Then they're grabbing random gaijin off the street to record the dialog or do the cut scenes. It's not deep, lynchian media or some corny intentional B movie. It's just Japan being Japan.

I wish people would learn that the only proper response to liberal hysterics is to tell them to fuck off and rope themsevels.

They're in charge of capcom now. And fuck, bitch you will fucking have your bitch strong fucking women dialog bitch fuck. Fucking fuck fucker fuck bitch!

Because every writer at Capcom assume women have 2 words in their entire vocabulary.

Watching the RE9 live action recordings was really painful. In DMC5 it seemed like the devs were having fun setting up shots they would CGI. Now games are just blue screened movies with ugly RE engine faces put over the top. It's so unappealing and everyone is over acting because they want the motion rigs to capture it.

 

[Kulee Baba]

I wish they'd remake 5. 5 wasn't a bad game at all and that game especially could use the remake treatment.
I just wish Capcom weren't pussies, All the people that are going to throw a tantrum over the "White savior in africa" shit aren't going to buy it anyway. If you remake it, the fans of the original will buy it. The only people that will boycott it are faggots that weren't going to buy it anyway so by caving in to them you're only hurting yourselves. The wants of the fans should be always be more important than the demands of the people that hate you no matter what.

Or you can go ahead and market to the MoDeRn AuDiEnCe and see how those fucking fags turn up.

I actually think Capcom is more hesitant to remake 5 because the people in the studio don’t want to build a co-op mode again. And this is a conflict within Capcom because an early build of Requiem was co-op.

If RE5 is remade Co-Op has to be there that was the whole point of Sheva. And with that kiss any remnant of Survival Horror goodbye again in the sequels. It’ll lead them back to Resident Evil 6’s clusterfuckery.

Why can’t RE5 just do co-op and then go back to single player again? Because every major Resident Evil game builds on top of the prior entry. If they get a decent co-op mode going then they gotta bring it on to the next game.

I’m glad Requiem has smashed sale records and hopefully Crapcom execs didn’t forecast it to sell 30 Million units. It was pretty brave of the team to front load the slower Grace survival horror in the front of the game instead of having Leon’s crowd pleasing action game at the start. It took me 11 hours just to reach Raccoon City because I kept dying stupidly and losing hours of progress (I really suck at video games).

Watching the RE9 live action recordings was really painful. In DMC5 it seemed like the devs were having fun setting up shots they would CGI. Now games are just blue screened movies with ugly RE engine faces put over the top. It's so unappealing and everyone is over acting because they want the motion rigs to capture it.

Dude I was laugh so hard at Grace crying over the dead body of Emily that turned into a Callous Monster Zombie. To me it was hilarious to have her cry and tell Leon essentially to fuck off and then stupidly go off with the villains. It felt like a hilarious B-Movie to me.

 

[Zenos Yae Viator]

I actually think Capcom is more hesitant to remake 5 because the people in the studio don’t want to build a co-op mode again. And this is a conflict within Capcom because an early build of Requiem was co-op.

I just don't feel there's any need to remake 5 beyond "its something to do "

CV, 1, Zero all could be remade, though with Zero, I really don't want to do the partner swapping, but its still better than Co-Op.
Id rather they remake Revelations or, hey, here's a fuckin idea, just make new stories that happened between all these games, that's literally what Revelations was anyways.

 

[Kofi Drinka]

Dude I was laugh so hard at Grace crying over the dead body of Emily that turned into a Callous Monster Zombie. To me it was hilarious to have her cry and tell Leon essentially to fuck off and then stupidly go off with the villains. It felt like a hilarious B-Movie to me.

Shitty writing doesn't make a B movie. RE9 has some of the worst writing in the series. The entire first arc makes no sense and you have to ignore the entire world and common sense to put Grace any where near that hotel. I said it when the trailer dropped and confirmed it by playing it. RE9 is just bad nostalgia baiting written by fanboys with no original ideas.

. It was pretty brave of the team to front load the slower Grace survival horror in the front of the game instead of having Leon’s crowd pleasing action game at the start.

No it wasn't. RE7 is considered one of the best REs. It saved the series. Copying RE7 but also adding RE4 next to it was not brave. It showed a lack of direction in both series and the team developing it. Trying to blend two different game styles made half the players hate one half the game and the other half the other. Leon is getting more praise than Grace, but both are getting hammered for how repetitive and scripted the segments are. The girl is supposed to be an iconic monster and everyone is bored of it because it's a scripted stalker. They've been going backwards with stalkers since MR X. Grace's story doesn't land because there's no actual story in the game outside of 2 cut scenes. Grace going to the hotel and the Eplis reveal. Neither of which says or does anything interesting. And then it retcons shit that makes no sense.

How is any of this remotely brave? It's a bad game that has no identity and has to jangle nostalgia keys in your face to make up for it.

 

[Kulee Baba]

I just don't feel there's any need to remake 5 beyond "its something to do "

CV, 1, Zero all could be remade, though with Zero, I really don't want to do the partner swapping, but its still better than Co-Op.
Id rather they remake Revelations or, hey, here's a fuckin idea, just make new stories that happened between all these games, that's literally what Revelations was anyways.

I felt “Why are they remaking 4 when 4 was already a landmark game and still easily accessible” but then Remake 4 turned out to be really fun - not a replacement for a classic game but a really enjoyable new version.

I trust Capcom’s Resident Evil teams at this point. Their biggest failures in the RE Engine era was REmake 3 (half assed) and Village just being okay for the most part. I just look forward to seeing what they do next.

No it wasn't. RE7 is considered one of the best REs. It saved the series. Copying RE7 but also adding RE4 next to it was not brave. It showed a lack of direction in both series and the team developing it.

Honestly I thought I thought RE7 only did decent in sales but apparently it is one of the best selling games in the series. I thought “Gun & Ball gamers” really just wanted Action Resident Evil and looking for keycards was “gay.”

Makes me all the more confused why fucking Village had to throw out practically all the survival horror and be bland as fuck. I’m still pissed that they squandered the Romania setting.

 

[Zenos Yae Viator]

Honestly I thought I thought RE7 only did decent in sales but apparently it is one of the best selling games in the series. I thought “Gun & Ball gamers” really just wanted Action Resident Evil and looking for keycards was “gay.”

Makes me all the more confused why fucking Village had to throw out practically all the survival horror and be bland as fuck. I’m still pissed that they squandered the Romania setting.

8 was their attempt at having Universal Pictures Horror Monsters in RE, its why its Werewolves, Dracula bitch, The Fish Man and Metal Frankenstein shit.

so they wanted each section to be unique to that section with a different kind of horror and theming, however, it falls flat, its PURPOSEFULLY inconsistent, so replay value is shot, no one wants to do the Dollhouse and Fishman bits again, because they don't feel like anything but a novelty themepark ride that breaks up the "first person RE4-esque" gameplay that's on either side of that sandwich, which was decent.

 

[Kofi Drinka]

Honestly I thought I thought RE7 only did decent in sales but apparently it is one of the best selling games in the series. I thought “Gun & Ball gamers” really just wanted Action Resident Evil and looking for keycards was “gay.”

Makes me all the more confused why fucking Village had to throw out practically all the survival horror and be bland as fuck. I’m still pissed that they squandered the Romania setting.

7 was trend chasing Amnesia and used for VR development at Capcom.

8 is an asset flip of RE4. They likely wanted to reuse all the RE4 stuff and thought fantasy monsters would fit with it.

 

[Jace on ice]

CV probably needs a remake more than anything because currently the only way to play the definitive version of it is to buy a fucking Dreamcast.

 

[Zenos Yae Viator]

8 is an asset flip of RE4. They likely wanted to reuse all the RE4 stuff and thought fantasy monsters would fit with it.

what? fuckin proof? which enemy models or w/e are flips?

usually your just whinging so its just opinion but this one I want some fucking evidence.

 

[Kofi Drinka]

CV probably needs a remake more than anything because currently the only way to play the definitive version of it is to buy a fucking Dreamcast.

It's on PS2. Remember RE4 was gamecube exclusive, as was remake. PS2 port of RE4 was stripped down and used recordings of the gamecube game for FMV. The PS2 CV had additional content over the DC edition. DC may have got it back ported but it was never released in English except a fan translation

 

[Jace on ice]

what? fuckin proof? which enemy models or w/e are flips?

usually your just whinging so its just opinion but this one I want some fucking evidence.

8 was loosely based on a cancelled early version of RE4 that had the dev codename "Castle" concept art showed that both the werewolves and Soldat enemies were supposed to make appearances.

Google "RE4 Castle prototype"

 

[Kofi Drinka]

8 is loosely based on a cancelled early version of RE4 that had the dev codename "Castle" concept art showed that both the werewolves and Soldat enemies were supposed to make appearances.
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It's the Environments not the enemies. We have a castle, an old European village and a factory. Man, if only that was like some other capcom game..

 

[Jace on ice]

It's the Environments not the enemies. We have a castle, an old European village and a factory. Man, if only that was like some other capcom game..

There's also a fuck ton of RE4 memberberries in 8. The fat merchant straight up says he knew the RE4 merchant and even uses his famous "got a collection of fine things for sale stranger!" line at one point.

 

[Zenos Yae Viator]

It's the Environments not the enemies. We have a castle, an old European village and a factory. Man, if only that was like some other capcom game..

looks is one thing, the castle looks nothing like the RE4 one neither does the factory.

how much assets are used from both to make castle and factory I couldn't tell you, but I doubt its as prolific as you think.

 

[umseriously]

Capcom already has a obvious solution to the coop problem that they just tested with this game: dual campaigns. In Re9 you first play as grace then switch to Leon later which offers a more action packed experience. I imagine they will do the same thing for RE5, code Veronica, and RE 1. Then, they will use the reviews from those games to finally 'fix' Resident Evil 6. That game will assuredly have a Sherry and Leon campaign (sorry Helena fags). This will retcon a lot of things, but the remakes have already been doing that for a while now.

 

[MrJokerRager]

 

[No Shot Bucko]

Capcom is usually very lenient when it comes to fan projects, as far as Japanese companies go at least, so the only reason they'd do that is because they have both games in the pipeline.

Yep the only one that i can still remember by the date is the RE4 (2005) HD Project, and that says alone on how good it was that capcom enough gave their blessings on the cheek for it.

I won't bother mention RE5 because that's an old can of worms some ppl can't take or at least discuss without mentioning the NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS GAME IN AFRICA NOOOOO U CAN'T REMAKE THAT! IT'S RACIST!

If they do then it be funny to see how everything goes but with a good product quality still.

Other than that i be happy if they really continue porting classics on GOG, because the latest shadowdrop of Dino Crisis 1 + 2 on Steam shows they're still willing to add DRM in fucking single player games! u can't make this shit up...

 

[Lady Adjani]

Yep the only one that i can still remember by the date is the RE4 (2005) HD Project, and that says alone on how good it was that capcom enough gave their blessings on the cheek for it.

I won't bother mention RE5 because that's an old can of worms some ppl can't take or at least discuss without mentioning the NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS GAME IN AFRICA NOOOOO U CAN'T REMAKE THAT! IT'S RACIST!

If they do then it be funny to see how everything goes but with a good product quality still.

Other than that i be happy if they really continue porting classics on GOG, because the latest shadowdrop of Dino Crisis 1 + 2 on Steam shows they're still willing to add DRM in fucking single player games! u can't make this shit up...

5 being designed around co-op also kinda sucks, and I'd much rather the next game be focused on a single character.

 

[El Chacal De La Trompeta]

RE was never camp. People want to retro fit excuses for why PS1 Japanese games have bad English dialog

the "it was always shit" cope these modern day retard faggots use really chaps my gears. the only "camp" thing about the original trilogy is maybe wesker being an over the top villian but RE was never camp.