Resident Evil - Virgin Vampire Wine Mom vs Chad Magnetic Lebowski

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This might be an insane thing to say, but Code Veronica feels more like a Metal Gear game than a Resident Evil to me. Much more wacky commandos fighting each other than Zombie party.
 
The handsome tard said:
Grace's boss: Now I know that your mother got violently cut up in your front in that hotel and that it understandably traumatized the shit out of you and literally anyone else in this building would be better fitting for this assignment but....come oooon, cant you just give a looksie there? Help a brother out.

Worst boss ever. Mf really works for the FBI, this is the sort of thing that American Dad would make fun of (except with the CIA which might as well be the same practically)
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Well also... do it alone.
 
Snekposter said:
Oh yeah, sending in a technical analyst into a decrepit, condemned structure that's falling apart with no escort. FFS even the local cops would send someone in with her just to keep an eye on what the Feds are up to in there.
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pretty typical of the RE Universe, Racoon City was completely abandoned by the Federal Govt who knew exactly what was happening, exactly what to do (blockade and quarantine the whole city, nuke it once saturation is complete) and didn't even bother to tell anyone or warn anyone in the city.

they also knew about the Luvey incident in Louisiana and simply walled off the area letting who knows how many people get abducted by means of them sneaking past the barricades and nabbing people, they are a vile mix of incompetence and also malice.
 
sneedem&feedem said:
After Capcom used him yet again to advertise Pragmata, it's been brought to people's attention that they also used gross tranny SphereHunter at the end of the Steam trailer for the port of the original Resident Evil.

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So they did use the troon to advertise pragmata I fkn knew it. God cannot hate this talentless fuck enough. A shill/journalist that gets cast couched for every review code/copy. Hope he gets aids (in minecraft)
 
Xavier Renegade Angel said:
Hope he gets aids
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Too late.

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I played both RE1 Director's cut and then the remake directly afterwards, this month. I played Jill > Chris in the OG, and then Jill normal mode > Chris hard mode in the remake. Both are great games but I am absolutely baffled by how many people I've heard call the remake the definitive experience that replaces the original.
The OG is so damn funny, it's a completely different experience hearing the voice acting in context instead of just in highlight clips. The remake had more beautiful backgrounds but feels less grounded(who's lighting all of these candles?). The addition of extra content in the Remake is generally good, but at the same time the OG ends up feeling very streamlined which I enjoy equally as much. The crimson heads are cool in concept, but in the end I barely had any meaningful interactions with them. Lisa Trevor is aesthetically a cool addition, but mechanically not scary as she's piss easy to avoid. The OG had more branching paths even if the outcomes only ended in a few ways.

I could go on and on, but yeah, it's strange to read people talk about RE2&3 remakes not replacing the original games, but then just follow it up with the thought that RE1's remake does replace the original. I see this sentiment in a lot of youtube comments, I don't know what the sentiment is elsewhere on the internet but I have no reason to feel it would be different elsewhere.
 
You know, The Umbrella Chronicles didnt have to actually give an origin story to Ada's grappling hook from RE4 but it did. Its small trivial details that are suddenly given more depth, I live for that shit.

The chronicles duology did work well in being a retelling of RE0-CV but also acting as a prequel to RE4 and setting up the events of RE5. It also feels like a proper "send off" for the PS2/NGC era of the series since there are quite a lot of assets from the entries of that era that they reuse and actually it kind of works instead of coming off as cheap since it does help bring it all together into a cohesive experience. The next major "chronological" entry would be RE5 and we would be entering a new HD era for better or worse.

Also DC Douglas just worked as Albert Wesker, being able to play him as almost robotically emotionless but in control but also play him as a man absolutely losing his fucking mind in RE5 lol

The series is worse off without him.

Zenos Yae Viator said:
pretty typical of the RE Universe, Racoon City was completely abandoned by the Federal Govt who knew exactly what was happening, exactly what to do (blockade and quarantine the whole city, nuke it once saturation is complete) and didn't even bother to tell anyone or warn anyone in the city.

they also knew about the Luvey incident in Louisiana and simply walled off the area letting who knows how many people get abducted by means of them sneaking past the barricades and nabbing people, they are a vile mix of incompetence and also malice.
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Sooo...just like real life lol.
Xavier Renegade Angel said:
What's it with Troons being attracted to anything with kids like moths to a flame?
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You kind of answered your own question. Maybe someone who cant grasp even a basic ass concept as one's own gender shouldnt be trusted around kids.
 
The handsome tard said:
Also DC Douglas just worked as Albert Wesker, being able to play him as almost robotically emotionless but in control but also play him as a man absolutely losing his fucking mind in RE5 lol

The series is worse off without him.
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I loved him in RE5, but I still think Richard Waugh is the best one we've ever gotten. Douglas is just an impression of his.
 
Dorkwan said:
That's exclusionary behavior. Stop gatekeeping sex work. HIV positive =/= Sex negative. It's just a little love bug, what are you so afraid of?
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erghhh getting HIV in the process? and live a happy life without getting shit from a troon who suck dicks for cocks???

I don't want to be weaken my immune system & shit.

Anyways i tried look up his deadname and it's just a random thing but ¿is his actual dead name is Sue Kalergi? or is Grokipedia doing a lil misinformation trolling?

sneedem&feedem said:
Capcom was like this gross dysgenic freak will get people to buy the game. Genuinely gag inducing looking at this fucking thing.
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And this troon will likely be still showing up because of him being a capcom partner. I'm somewhat glad this skinwalker taste in games doesn't go beyond zombie related games because i can't fathom this idiot reviewing even older capcom games with quirky & cheesy playstyle.

God Hand or Lost Planet
 
So let me see if I get this straight...

When the Anderson movies have the characters return to whatever remains of Raccoon City because of some Umbrella base still being there, its called contrived and retarded...

But when the games do the very same, suddenly it gets praised out the ass about how "cool" and "symbolic" and "thematic" it is and shiet?

Also it is kind of insane to still see the games borrowing shit from the Anderson movies even to this day, even if its rare?
 
The handsome tard said:
So let me see if I get this straight...

When the Anderson movies have the characters return to whatever remains of Raccoon City because of some Umbrella base still being there, its called contrived and retarded...

But when the games do the very same, suddenly it gets praised out the ass about how "cool" and "symbolic" and "thematic" it is and shiet?
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People have been bitching about the state of Raccoon City since Requiem's first promotional shots turned up. You're getting mad at shit from your own head.
 
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