Resident Evil - Virgin Vampire Wine Mom vs Chad Magnetic Lebowski

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Stasi said:
So after beating RE4 I couldn't shake that RE bug and decided to play through RE0 too. Don't think this is a controversial opinion (judging by skim-reading some review scores from back in the day) but it is in my opinion the worst of the 'classic' tank control games.

Started off promising enough, graphically it looks really good and I liked the 2 character gimmick but it all quickly fell apart.

Game feels derivative, the training academy section especially is a poor copy paste of the Spencer mansion. Some weird design choices too - there were multiple times where they put text boxes near item pickups and I'd spend a minute trying to position myself just right to pick up ammo or something.

The leech enemies are stupid. Not because they are tough, I like a challenge, they look fucking stupid wobbling around and instead of being intimidating I just chuckled to myself every time I saw one. Like one of those 90s rubber/goo figures you'd fling at a wall to make it stick with their stupid floppy arms.

Probably one of my biggest gripes is the item management though. They got rid of the item boxes, apparently at the suggestion of fans? Its 10 times worse in RE0! You just end up backtracking a dozen times to ferry items to a new section of the map like an asshole. Enjoy getting eaten alive by a mutant frog after backtracking to pick up some ammo after a boss fight.

It is by no means a bad game but considering the original REmake came out the same year RE0 looks shit in comparison.
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I like the idea of being able to drop items but yeah they should’ve used it in conjunction with the boxes
 
Stasi said:
So after beating RE4 I couldn't shake that RE bug and decided to play through RE0 too. Don't think this is a controversial opinion (judging by skim-reading some review scores from back in the day) but it is in my opinion the worst of the 'classic' tank control games.

Started off promising enough, graphically it looks really good and I liked the 2 character gimmick but it all quickly fell apart.

Game feels derivative, the training academy section especially is a poor copy paste of the Spencer mansion. Some weird design choices too - there were multiple times where they put text boxes near item pickups and I'd spend a minute trying to position myself just right to pick up ammo or something.

The leech enemies are stupid. Not because they are tough, I like a challenge, they look fucking stupid wobbling around and instead of being intimidating I just chuckled to myself every time I saw one. Like one of those 90s rubber/goo figures you'd fling at a wall to make it stick with their stupid floppy arms.

Probably one of my biggest gripes is the item management though. They got rid of the item boxes, apparently at the suggestion of fans? Its 10 times worse in RE0! You just end up backtracking a dozen times to ferry items to a new section of the map like an asshole. Enjoy getting eaten alive by a mutant frog after backtracking to pick up some ammo after a boss fight.

It is by no means a bad game but considering the original REmake came out the same year RE0 looks shit in comparison.
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The Eliminators are some of the worst enemies ever put into a RE game, especially if you're playing leech hunter or on a no death run, and they stun lock you in the corner.
 
ChucklesTheJester said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=laGChAJmkR8
Chris posting just keeps getting better and better as it ages. No idea how they gonna top this.
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I loved chris as an actual character, so the meme only made it that much better given how socially retarded chris is, this whole thing about him trying to get a man to impregnate claire doesnt seem as far fetched as people exaggerate it to be.
 
All right, everyone. Fuck, Marry, Kill:
-Jill Valentine
-Claire Redfield
-Ada Wong
 
SamTheEagle said:
All right, everyone. Fuck, Marry, Kill:
-Jill Valentine
-Claire Redfield
-Ada Wong
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Fuck Jill. If its after RE 5 Jill get tested to make sure you don't have any weird viruses after

Marry Claire. As long as you fulfill your marriage obligations you'll create a strong alliance with Chris and no one will mess with you ever again

Kill Ada. She'd probably only be using you for her spy work anyway and get you killed as the fall guy for schemes
 
K. V. Bones said:
I loved chris as an actual character, so the meme only made it that much better given how socially retarded chris is, this whole thing about him trying to get a man to impregnate claire doesnt seem as far fetched as people exaggerate it to be.
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The single greatest moment in Resident Evil is the part in Revelations where a woman with her tits and half her ass spilling out literally throws herself at Chris. He doesn't even look at the silly tart as he moves her out of the way.
 
SamTheEagle said:
All right, everyone. Fuck, Marry, Kill:
-Jill Valentine
-Claire Redfield
-Ada Wong
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The arrangement of words in this post is peculiar...

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Nice try, Chris :smug:
 
Catgirl IRL said:
The single greatest moment in Resident Evil is the part in Revelations where a woman with her tits and half her ass spilling out literally throws herself at Chris. He doesn't even look at the silly tart as he moves her out of the way.
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Absolute Gigachad.
 
Fuck Jill, in brunette form if we're choosing

Marry Claire, she seems more relaxed, though not sure if Chris would be that pleased with my bloodline contribution.

Kill Ada, because she'd almost certainly do the same to me
 
SamTheEagle said:
All right, everyone. Fuck, Marry, Kill:
-Jill Valentine
-Claire Redfield
-Ada Wong
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Obvious bait is obvious, but I'll bite anyway since it's all in good fun...

Marry Claire and continue the Redfield bloodline, plus Claire always seemed the most chill and easy-going of the RE protagonists.

Fuck Ada because I always thought she was kinda hot when I was younger but anything beyond a one-night stand with a super-spy is just a bad idea

Kill Jill Valentine (if we're talking RE5 Jill)
 
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