Resident Evil - Virgin Vampire Wine Mom vs Chad Magnetic Lebowski

[BanquetMegaBowl]

Id kill for a Resident evil outbreak sequel or remaster. But then again i dont trust capcom to make a multiplayer game with no gimmicks
Or at the very least an Operation raccoon city style game again as i quite enjoyed the first one.

 

[The Valeyard]

The official Resident Evil twitter has responded to the "tall mommy" hype surrounding Village.

 

[BananaSplit]

 

[Love Machine]

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Fuck, it's like a glass of cold water in the desert. My dream being put into a video game I love.

 

[Raiken]

I love 5. I've probably run through it more than any other game in the series. I can understand people not liking the setting and some parts do drag a little also not wanting to play with an AI partner, but I like it way more than 4. If you own the game on PC try using cursor aiming I think its called. The game plays like a rail shooter with those controls. If you're into that. That goes double if you can drag a friend along too.

I don't hate it, but i still disticly remember what they showed in the first trailer what one of the ideas was: Afrika is so damn hot that chris can't walk directly under the sun and makes him hallucinate. also one of the ideas was that zombies would emerge from the ground.
What we got was more RE4 but with phallic lickers.

 

[Snekposter]

Afrika is so damn hot that chris can't walk directly under the sun and makes him hallucinate

Englishmen and mad dogs as the saying goes, and Chris is neither.

 

[Canoodler]

Go ahead and rate me deviant, but I want the big tiddy vampire mommy to step on me.

 

[Giga Brainlet]

I don't hate it, but i still disticly remember what they showed in the first trailer what one of the ideas was: Afrika is so damn hot that chris can't walk directly under the sun and makes him hallucinate. also one of the ideas was that zombies would emerge from the ground.
What we got was more RE4 but with phallic lickers.

I don't think I've even seen the original trailer for RE5 so I didn't even know they cut that stuff. I'm actually still a little assmad about that early RE4 footage that was released with the Hookman and the fetish dolls when it was going for a more paranormal angle instead of mad science. I was actually really hyped about that.

I think everyone and their dog has probably come to this conclusion, but I've gotten the impression that big titty vampire mommy is the Tyrant program perfected.
RE1- Tyrant is a 9ft tall soulless killing machine with no way to control it. Also requires extensive surgery and modification to even live.
Mr.X - Soulless but can be programmed to follow specific orders I don't think requires surgery but is just mutated
RE8 - All senses and personality pretty much intact
Which I think is really interesting maybe she did it to her self, maybe it was done to her and she killed her former masters who knows?

 

[Coldgrip]

I don't hate it, but i still disticly remember what they showed in the first trailer what one of the ideas was: Afrika is so damn hot that chris can't walk directly under the sun and makes him hallucinate. also one of the ideas was that zombies would emerge from the ground.
What we got was more RE4 but with phallic lickers.

And no Merchant.

That's the real tragedy.

 

[Psyduck]

You guys remember when a big guy in a fedora was chasing us and we ran.
Now we have a Vampire Tall Lady and we are running towards her.

Im not a RE fan, but what happend?

The internet gave emotionally and sexually stunted manchildren a voice for devs to hear

Said it before and ill call it again, someone's gonna tap into the sexy stalker kink/Oedipus complex shit to sell games to sexless degenerates and will make a killing off it

 

[Coldgrip]

The internet gave emotionally and sexually stunted manchildren a voice for devs to hear

Said it before and ill call it again, someone's gonna tap into the sexy stalker kink/Oedipus complex shit to sell games to sexless degenerates and will make a killing off it

Capitalism baby, fuck yeah.

 

[Love Machine]

You guys remember when a big guy in a fedora was chasing us and we ran.
Now we have a Vampire Tall Lady and we are running towards her.

Im not a RE fan, but what happend?

The internet gave emotionally and sexually stunted manchildren a voice for devs to hear

Said it before and ill call it again, someone's gonna tap into the sexy stalker kink/Oedipus complex shit to sell games to sexless degenerates and will make a killing off it

See you guys didnt play code veronica. Now that is the fetishist's Resident Evil game, diamonds the entire time you play. "le oh no, tall woman not my resident evil".

 

[Psyduck]

I think Japan did it already. Yandere shit, ya know?

I'm thinking more along the lines of that trope about being forced into submission by attractive, sensual, dangerous and sometimes disturbingly underage females. Read about it a little more and it does resemble the female "bad boy" fantasy a lot.

Just take this:

"He doesn't play by the rules! He's aggressive, wild, strong and a hardened criminal... But he loves you so much, only you can tame him!"

And flip it:

"She's deranged, psychotic, violent, and extremely sexual... And she wants you!"

Still, you're kinda right. Glorious Nippon is already ahead somewhat.


Im sure there's more examples out there but these came to mind.

 

[CatParty]

https://www.dualshockers.com/resident-evil-village-nudity/

Lady Dimitrescu and her witches probably have some special surprises for you in Resident Evil Village.​

Even more than its official announcement in Summer 2020, Resident Evil Village received a huge amount of attention from gamers since Capcom revealed the main antagonist of the game, Lady Dimitrescu, in the recent gameplay showcase. The lady and her witches have already received a lot of positive feedback, but some new rumors suggest that there are more to be shown when it comes to the mature content.

Mostly, the Resident Evil entries have been rated for Mature people due to their high-level horror and violent environment, but in Resident Evil Village, there’s another side to this mature content as well. According to AestheticGamer, one of the trustworthy leakers for Resident Evil games, there are going to be some nudity scenes in the upcoming entry of the franchise, but you might not like it. Before getting into details, make sure to avoid reading the next paragraph if you don’t want to hear any kind of spoilers about the game, even the minor ones.

(2/2) know is those "moth lady" vampires people have been raving about recently, when they dissipiate or are killed they are naked for a moment, that said they turn… goopy, and into these crawling spider things, which are not very attractive, so take that as you will.
— AestheticGamer aka Dusk Golem (@AestheticGamer1) January 26, 2021

As the source reveals, whenever you kill one of Lady Dimitrescu’s witches, they are naked for a moment, but right after they turn into some spider-like creatures that might not seem as enjoyable for you as their previous form. So, the spoil is you will probably be able to kill the witches, which is not shocking at all as they work for the antagonist. However, if there is a way to finish the game without killing them, probably players would appreciate Capcom a lot.

In addition to the mature content, AestheticGamer also confirmed that there are some open-world areas in Resident Evil Village. He believes that the game is mostly focused on exploration in open-world areas, described as Metroidvania by the developers.

Resident Evil Village will be launched on May 7 for PS4, PS5, Xbox One, Xbox Series X, Xbox Series S, and PC. There’s a free demo of the game available on PS5 right now called Maiden.

 

[BrunoMattei]

‘My asshole is occluding.’

‘My cunt got terrible green juices.’

Iris is one of Benway’s projects. ‘The human body can run on sugar alone, God damn it.… I am aware that certain of my learned colleagues, who are attempting to belittle my genius work, claim that I put vitamins and proteins into Iris’s sugar clandestinely.… I challenge these nameless assholes to crawl up out of their latrines and run a spot analysis on Iris’s sugar and her tea. Iris is a wholesome American cunt. I deny categorically that she nourishes herself on semen. And let me take this opportunity to state that I am a reputable scientist, not a charlatan, a lunatic, or a pretended worker of miracles.… I never claimed that Iris could subsist exclusive on photosynthesis.… I did not say she could breathe in carbon dioxide and give off oxygen – I confess I have been tempted to experiment being of course restrained by my medical ethics.… In short, the vile slanders of my creeping opponents will inevitably fall back onto them and come to roost like a homing stool pigeon.’

 

[Dead Memes]

Sex sells. They knew what they were doing with the demo. I expect the game to really play up the vampire mommy stuff.

 

[Secret Asshole]

Capcom puts in a secret ending where you don't save your daughter and you live with big vampire mommy forever.

Or you can turn her to the light and have a family with her.

Fucking lol, these are just too entertaining to write. I just imagine the devs going into a boardroom and tossing out ideas to try to capitalize on MAXIMUM HORNY.

I mean in horror tradition she would turn into a horrific mutant. I'm just laughing thinking about them throwing in a fucking romance plotline.

I guess another funny part is even if the fucktarded puritans are complaining, people are so engrossed in the VAMPIRE MOMMY MILKERS they don't even notice.

 

[ChucklesTheJester]

Capcom puts in a secret ending where you don't save your daughter and you live with big vampire mommy forever.

Or you can turn her to the light and have a family with her.

Fucking lol, these are just too entertaining to write. I just imagine the devs going into a boardroom and tossing out ideas to try to capitalize on MAXIMUM HORNY.

I mean in horror tradition she would turn into a horrific mutant. I'm just laughing thinking about them throwing in a fucking romance plotline.

I guess another funny part is even if the fucktarded puritans are complaining, people are so engrossed in the VAMPIRE MOMMY MILKERS they don't even notice.

Romanceing Tall Vampire momma wouldn't be that far fetch given a lot of the ridiclous shit that has happen in RE games.

 

[Marissa Moira]

Capcom puts in a secret ending where you don't save your daughter and you live with big vampire mommy forever.

Or you can turn her to the light and have a family with her.

Fucking lol, these are just too entertaining to write. I just imagine the devs going into a boardroom and tossing out ideas to try to capitalize on MAXIMUM HORNY.

I mean in horror tradition she would turn into a horrific mutant. I'm just laughing thinking about them throwing in a fucking romance plotline.

I guess another funny part is even if the fucktarded puritans are complaining, people are so engrossed in the VAMPIRE MOMMY MILKERS they don't even notice.

Did they post her monster form yet, I want to see how her body rips itself apart and contorts.

I want to see if it would be on par with that since in OG Resident Evil 2 and 3 they used AWIL as a reference and The Thing for the final boss but were limited in the technology at the time and couldn't morph it properly on screen so they had a series of different character models and rigs.

Every recent game that's attempted body horror has failed in both the gameplay department and art direction.

 

[Psyduck]

Did they post her monster form yet, I want to see how her body rips itself apart and contorts.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=GHyvfOUEK4o
I want to see if it would be on par with that since in OG Resident Evil 2 and 3 they used AWIL as a reference and The Thing for the final boss but were limited in the technology at the time and couldn't morph it properly on screen so they had a series of different character models and rigs.

Every recent game that's attempted body horror has failed in both the gameplay department and art direction.

If you're playing with body horror you need to let your audience breathe it in, show em how your monster looks, acts, and how unnatural and "painful" it looks. Sorta like telling it's story with it's design.

Ive noticed a lot of recent shit tries to go with the gory amalgamation of human limbs style when designing monsters for their games, and while that might be shocking at first, the memorable ones for me are those designs with less, but more telling detail.

Take the Mermaid Princess from Rule of Rose:


The paleness, the "gills", the way her legs are tied up, the crushed feet...

The more you look at her, the worse it gets, and i find designs like these way more memorable.

Also Jesus Christ, i knew they were gonna tap into sex to sell, but i didn't think they'd go all out right away!