Resident Evil - Virgin Vampire Wine Mom vs Chad Magnetic Lebowski

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Ash97 said:
RE movies are fucking bad, why would you watch them
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Because odd number ones are good schlock and Wesker at least was white.
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it's being headed by the same company that produces the films. Just the same people leeching off a property for decades.
 
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Resunoit said:
I hear he’s a good actor but there’s not a single feature he has that screams “Wesker.”
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Who knows, maybe he'll be good.

Outside of historical people, I normally don't care about race swapping. More power to Idris playing James Bond for instance.

But some characters like Wesker have such a defined look (aryan master race), you should maybe be shooting for that instead. Esspecially when the prior adaptations depiction of Wesker left a lot to be desired when he was just drinking all the time like in the Final Chapter lol.
 
Megaroad 2012 said:
Especially when the prior adaptations depiction of Wesker left a lot to be desired when he was just drinking all the time like in the Final Chapter lol.
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Shawn Roberts.... To me, he looks less like Wesker, and more like a guy wearing a rubber Hugo Weaving head over his real head.

They're retooling it into a family drama:
14-year-old sisters Jade and Billie Wesker are moved to New Raccoon City. A manufactured, corporate town, forced on them right as adolescence is in full swing. But the more time they spend there, the more they come to realize that the town is more than it seems and their father may be concealing dark secrets. Secrets that could destroy the world.
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no one has a problem with diverse casting, I have a problem with tearing down established characters.
 
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Here is the full cast just in case anyone doubted from the description linked earlier that this shit wasnt going to be yet another CW tier post-apocalyptic angsty teen melodrama in the vein of the 100 and a bunch of other shitty single season netflix abortions
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JamesFargo said:
Reddit will lap it up, because "it makes fragile racists cry", but no one has a problem with diverse casting, I have a problem with tearing down established characters.
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Nah, from the looks of it reddit is cringing as much as anyone else. the only people performatively cooming over this are thus far twitter checkmarks
 
Judge Holden said:
Here is the full cast just in case anyone doubted from the description linked earlier that this shit wasnt going to be yet another CW tier post-apocalyptic angsty teen melodrama in the vein of the 100 and a bunch of other shitty single season netflix abortions
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I'm not a shoe person, but those shoe straps wrapped around the pants is bothering me more than anything else in this picture.
 
I mean I like Lance but it's not like he's a guarantor of quality. As a fan of Mr. Mummy I was jazzed to hear Carlos was returning for Retribution.

He deserves an honorary Oscar for enduring so much crap.
 
Scarlett Johansson said:
Idk idk. Milla seems like she'd be fun to chill with since she's done so many video game films lol. These and Monster Hunter.

Its good that there's at least somebody who isn't Uwe Boll who enjoys doing these type of films.
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Milla is a fun person. Listen to the RE commentaries with her especially the first.
 
Scarlett Johansson said:
Idk idk. Milla seems like she'd be fun to chill with since she's done so many video game films lol. These and Monster Hunter.

Its good that there's at least somebody who isn't Uwe Boll who enjoys doing these type of films.
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Milla does seem like she'd be chill, but her acting leaves something to be desired. I know it's not 100% her fault, a crap script is a crap script.

Will they be any better though? That's the question. I'm being cynical and don't mind being wrong on this, but this new show looks like generic trash.
 
kadoink said:
Resident Evil has really turned into a shitty franchise. Fucking Capcom needs to fire the writers and producers. 8 was so boring to watch and the monster designs, game design, story, and gameplay were bland as hell.

7 got away with this because they tried something new, made a smaller game and focused on setting as well as survival. This game...I don't get it. They just throw a dart on a board or something? The big bitch and her little bitches were jokes, so was fishboy, doll girl, and Tetsuo: The Ironman was....eh. He had some personality to him and that helped make him more memorable than everyone else but these aren't villains. They're all rejected sidekicks who went bad just to get attention.

I dont know how Capcom found a way to make BOWs boring and unscary, but they found a way.

This series has really gone to shit. It's like the Simpsons of video games. First few seasons are good but after that it hurts to watch.
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Unfortunately it seems like RE8 is pretty acclaimed thus far, by all the usual suspects, so it's likely we'll continue seeing it go down this path of more action than survival horror. I thought it was alright but it sure as fuck didn't feel like a Resident Evil game to me. 7, despite being from a totally new perspective and entirely new characters, still felt more like Resident Evil somehow. Probably due to much of the story taking place in the same house and the sort of Wrong Turn/Hills Have Eyes type aesthetic. The fact that the entire plot of 8 could've been avoided if Chris Redfield had bothered to explain the situation seems indicative of bad writing to me. Also out-of-character for Chris not to explain what the fuck is going on.

I don't like the new direction but a lot of people seem to be eating it up, so that's likely what we'll get for a while, but I see them running into another RE6 style shitshow soon enough.
 
kadoink said:
Resident Evil has really turned into a shitty franchise. Fucking Capcom needs to fire the writers and producers. 8 was so boring to watch and the monster designs, game design, story, and gameplay were bland as hell.

7 got away with this because they tried something new, made a smaller game and focused on setting as well as survival. This game...I don't get it. They just throw a dart on a board or something? The big bitch and her little bitches were jokes, so was fishboy, doll girl, and Tetsuo: The Ironman was....eh. He had some personality to him and that helped make him more memorable than everyone else but these aren't villains. They're all rejected sidekicks who went bad just to get attention.

I dont know how Capcom found a way to make BOWs boring and unscary, but they found a way.

This series has really gone to shit. It's like the Simpsons of video games. First few seasons are good but after that it hurts to watch.
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Agreed with you, 7-8 are not real resident evil and also using roman numerals like cuckmann sequel right ? Ho ho ho,employee naughty dog over at capcom.
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