[Resolved] Lolcow LLC needs a registered agent and is currently defunct - Update 14-Aug-23: We are now a WV LLC.

[cherrysour]

I know you're joking but it's worth mentioning.

I'd characterize it more as I know they're joking, but it's worth mentioning.

 

[Pee Cola]

West Virginia may be a seriously good bet. You say property for the LLC is out of your budget range, but there is corporate zoned shit in towns like Welch that go for damn near nothing. You can buy entire office building in that town for 100k, and the average cost per square foot to lease a commercial space is...$0.00. The building owners just want SOMEONE in there to keep the meth addicts out.

What are the property taxes like? Is it one of those situations like Detroit where you can buy a house for $1 but you're on the hook for $15k worth of property taxes every year?

You know who might be willing to do it? The Phelps family in Topeka (a.k.a. the "GOD HATES FAGS" people). Several of them are lawyers and they would be impervious to angry transsexuals.

Don't they also hate Israel? That could make things awkward.

now I have an image of the Phelps' holding up signs with Slobbermutt crossed out and the words "GOD HATES NULL" written over the top

 

[WonderWino]

You know who might be willing to do it? The Phelps family in Topeka (a.k.a. the "GOD HATES FAGS" people). Several of them are lawyers and they would be impervious to angry transsexuals.

I see what you're getting at and you've got a point, but on the other hand associating with them in such a capacity wouldn't be a good look for the site, would give people ammo to use against it and might even draw unnecessary attention from the usual three letter agencies given their particular history with legally questionable behavior

In other words it seems like it would be more trouble than it is worth

 

[cherrysour]

1) Ethnic Jews
2) Fake Christians
3) Did evil shit under the guise of freeze peach as an excuse to file lolsuits for an easy payoff

I know you're joking but it's worth mentioning.

I'm not joking. They're lunatics, but they don't give a shit, and only the second half is relevant here.

 

[Null]

You know who might be willing to do it? The Phelps family in Topeka (a.k.a. the "GOD HATES FAGS" people). Several of them are lawyers and they would be impervious to angry transsexuals.

The Westboro Baptist Church would probably not want to support the site because they are anti-racism and the media maligns the site as being racist.

 

[cherrysour]

I see what you're getting at and you've got a point, but on the other hand associating with them in such a capacity wouldn't be a good look for the site, would give people ammo to use against it and might even draw unnecessary attention from the usual three letter agencies given their particular history with legally questionable behavior

In other words it seems like it would be more trouble than it is worth

I guess I figured Null knew that already

 

[Pogo Pogo (Bounce)]

I'm not joking. They're lunatics, but they don't give a shit, and only the second half is relevant here.

They're not lunatics, they're Jewish.
It's easy to confuse the two, I know.
It's as good as an idea as asking a Muslim, an AF catboy, a tranny or Ethan Ralph to help the forum.

 

[AnOminous]

I see what you're getting at and you've got a point, but on the other hand associating with them in such a capacity wouldn't be a good look for the site, would give people ammo to use against it and might even draw unnecessary attention from the usual three letter agencies given their particular history with legally questionable behavior

Lmao I think at this point they'd turn us down because we'd be bad for their reputation.

 

[Meat Target]

The Westboro Baptist Church would probably not want to support the site because they are anti-racism and the media maligns the site as being racist.

And Fred Phelps died like 10 years ago. Nobody cares about them anymore.

 

[AnOminous]

And Fred Phelps died like 10 years ago. Nobody cares about them anymore.

That was after they literally kicked him out for not being homophobic enough.

https://www.cjonline.com/story/news/politics/state/2014/03/17/elders-excommunicate-phelps-after-power-struggle-call-kindness-within-church/987276007/

 

[cherrysour]

Nobody cares about them anymore.

Does that matter? If no one cares about them, then why would anyone care about the subpoenas, etc., etc., they receive?

 

[Meat Target]

That was after they literally kicked him out for not being homophobic enough.

https://www.cjonline.com/story/news/politics/state/2014/03/17/elders-excommunicate-phelps-after-power-struggle-call-kindness-within-church/987276007/

No shit? Never heard about that.

PL: My uber-conservative Catholic parish was one of the many they've picketed against for whatever reason. They'd have their own thread if they were still in their heyday.

I still remember the conversation I had with my former pastor about it. He told me, "just ignore them. They will one day have to answer to God".

 

[Scampuss Aurelius]

Hello again. I am a retard in northeast Texas with fuckall to do but my 40 hour a week work from home job.
Texas has no state income tax, but I don't know about any corporate tax. My extent of tax knowledge ends at avoiding selling over $600 of stuff on eBay annually now since that goblin Yellen has made that change to try to get my poor ass to pay more of my "fair share"
I own my shit house, and I'll dox myself or whatever, I don't care, send me stuff to forward.
Cheers

 

[retard strength II]

Hello again. I am a retard in northeast Texas with fuckall to do but my 40 hour a week work from home job.
Texas has no state income tax, but I don't know about any corporate tax. My extent of tax knowledge ends at avoiding selling over $600 of stuff on eBay annually now since that goblin Yellen has made that change to try to get my poor ass to pay more of my "fair share"
I own my shit house, and I'll dox myself or whatever, I don't care, send me stuff to forward.
Cheers

Do you have family? Not just wife/children, but parents, siblings, cousins... A significant problem on this is threats against family members, including their employers.

 

[Scampuss Aurelius]

Do you have family? Not just wife/children, but parents, siblings, cousins... A significant problem on this is threats against family members, including their employers.

Just my retired cop dad that sells guns, ex wife and son, it's cool. Threats would be more interesting than the automated calls from India that plague my phone

 

[Too Many Catgirls]

If I wasn't a government employee, I'd do it. Pretty sure they'd have a problem.

 

[I'm a Silly]

1) Ethnic Jews
2) Fake Christians
3) Did evil shit under the guise of freeze peach as an excuse to file lolsuits for an easy payoff

I know you're joking but it's worth mentioning.

interested in the jewish roots [of fred phelps?]

 

[Kurt Eichenwald]

Is Alabama too expensive?
I dream of having a yard full of angry troons and poison ivy.

 

[SuperConglomerateWhale]

If I wasn't a government employee, I'd do it. Pretty sure they'd have a problem.

Good to know who the local fed is in these parts.

You should try to cozy up to Ralph and convince him to do it. I need to see the Gunt smash another tranny.

 

[Uniform hubbub]

I think I already emailed this weird speculative question/suggestion to Null when the registered agent issue first came up, but I'm not sure he actually saw it:

Can prison inmates be registered agents? I ask because I wonder if, depending on their specific circumstances, they might be safer from assaults than the generic non-incarcerated rando, and often don't have as much to lose that someone could fuck with.