Careercow Reuben Baron - Smart Bisexual Stuttering Clever-man

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Oh my sweet god that's so perfect. The stutter, and everything.
Of course, you know what that means for "the m-master"..

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I think maybe someone should interview him after the revelation, I know I'd be interested to hear his response. I think he might actually do it, seeing how keen he was to post on here and maybe he'd see it as a chance to redeem himself.

It'd also be a good chance to ask questions he didn't bother answering in the thread because he bailed.
 
Reuben is probably the one most relieved to discover that this guy was a troll. Don't get me wrong, this is still a career-ending blunder as the root cause was his immersion in the SJW walled garden; coming in at a close second was his complete lack of common sense. Nonetheless, if he plays his cards right Reuben has a chance to wriggle free from this predicament. Just spin some narrative about being completely misled by a troll that blah de blah and it taught me to be more skeptical. Being schooled by the next Andy Kaufman isn't as embarrassing as being schooled by Beavis and Butthead.
 
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Reuben is probably the one most relieved to discover that this guy was a troll. Don't get me wrong, this is still a career-ending blunder as the root cause was his immersion in the SJW walled garden; coming in at a close second was his complete lack of common sense. Nonetheless, if he plays his cards right Reuben has a chance to wriggle free from this predicament. Just spin some narrative about being completely misled by a troll that blah de blah and it taught me to be more skeptical. Being schooled by the next Andy Kaufman isn't as embarrassing as being schooled by Beavis and Butthead.

Actually, I would see this as a damnation of his education and career prospects. Reuben wanted 'evidence' of something that didn't exist. And instead of crafting lines of questioning to lead out Jace to trap him logically, Reuben went in there looking to score points for his crush. There was no reporting narrative to be seen here, or any logical trap to force Jace to reveal his hypocrisy. We have seen trolls that had less than thirty seconds destroy Jace's limited worldview. Reuben took how many minutes to be shot down, ridiculed, and utterly destroyed? He didn't even have the class to bow out when this was going nowhere to salvage his own dignity.

Reuben is a goofy character. But all the money that has gone to his career has been utterly wasted. He has learned nothing, and should find another form of work.
 
@Zarkon: Oh, no doubt. It's a career-ending blunder and one that could've been easily avoided had he taken the obvious step of doing some research or had he taken the even more obvious step of asking himself what do I gain from this other than the fleeting high of self-righteouness?

Someone on these boards once said that if you want to see someone at their worst, catch them when they simultaneously feel persecuted and on the moral high ground. The mentality behind this 'interview' is perfectly consonant with that observation. Yet it's hard to say whether this whole debacle truly reflects who Reuben is or if he has the potential to be better than this.

It sure seems that way, since it's a level of fucking-up that even total amateurs would avoid, but I feel otherwise. Why? A lot of people give every impression of being a permanent fuck-up until they have some kind of professional scare that makes them rethink their approach to life. For example, some people in, say, the military get non-judicial punishment for something like fucking up their watchstanding or lying about their duties or being careless and thus and end up getting knocked down a rank, forced to restart the qualification process again, lose the trust of their peers and supervisors and get stuck with n00b work, etc. Some folk let this be the start of their death spiral into professional failure until they limp to retirement or get washed out. Other servicemembers treat such bitch-slaps as a wake-up call to get their shit together.

Reuben can recover from this if his heart is really into journalism and he thinks long and hard about what he did. I've seen people claw their way back from bigger setbacks. Call me optimistic, but even with all of the retarded videos and SJW circle-jerking and Nice Guy Whining Reuben comes off as less 'lolcow' and more 'misguided and sheltered, overdue for a reality check'. Hopefully a few trips through the Kiwi Gauntlet put the fear of god into Mr. Baron.
 
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Reuben can recover from this if his heart is really into journalism and he thinks long and hard about what he did. I've seen people claw their way back from bigger setbacks. Call me optimistic, but even with all of the retarded videos and SJW circle-jerking and Nice Guy Whining Reuben comes off as less 'lolcow' and more 'misguided and sheltered, overdue for a reality check'. Hopefully a few trips through the Kiwi Gauntlet put the fear of god into Mr. Baron.

Generally speaking, I feel a lot of the SJWs are a bunch of misguided, sheltered kids who haven't been able to experience much outside of their comfort zone. In Reuben's case, his environment and associates don't help him at all. I don't get the sense that journalism is a true passion for him and it's more of a way to remain with a certain clique of individuals.
 
If that's the case then everything (in a fucked-up sort of way) worked out for the best. Better he learns that he's in way over his head now than waste 2-3 more years of his life for something that he's not truly interested in and has questionable aptitude for.
 
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@Zarkon: Oh, no doubt. It's a career-ending blunder and one that could've been easily avoided had he taken the obvious step of doing some research or had he taken the even more obvious step of asking himself what do I gain from this other than the fleeting high of self-righteouness?

Someone on these boards once said that if you want to see someone at their worst, catch them when they simultaneously feel persecuted and on the moral high ground. The mentality behind this 'interview' is perfectly consonant with that observation. Yet it's hard to say whether this whole debacle truly reflects who Reuben is or if he has the potential to be better than this.

It sure seems that way, since it's a level of fucking-up that even total amateurs would avoid, but I feel otherwise. Why? A lot of people give every impression of being a permanent fuck-up until they have some kind of professional scare that makes them rethink their approach to life. For example, some people in, say, the military get non-judicial punishment for something like fucking up their watchstanding or lying about their duties or being careless and thus and end up getting knocked down a rank, forced to restart the qualification process again, lose the trust of their peers and supervisors and get stuck with n00b work, etc. Some folk let this be the start of their death spiral into professional failure until they limp to retirement or get washed out. Other servicemembers treat such bitch-slaps as a wake-up call to get their shit together.

Reuben can recover from this if his heart is really into journalism and he thinks long and hard about what he did. I've seen people claw their way back from bigger setbacks. Call me optimistic, but even with all of the retarded videos and SJW circle-jerking and Nice Guy Whining Reuben comes off as less 'lolcow' and more 'misguided and sheltered, overdue for a reality check'. Hopefully a few trips through the Kiwi Gauntlet put the fear of god into Mr. Baron.

I would have agreed with you until I watched the entirety of Book Girl. Reuben is fundamentally lacking self-awareness and, well . . . talent. Otherwise, this is some great insight.
 
I would have agreed with you until I watched the entirety of Book Girl. Reuben is fundamentally lacking self-awareness and, well . . . talent.
The surprising part, though, is that Reuben G. Baron seems to recognize that he lacks any talent for filmmaking:

Reuben G. Baron's ouevre, dubbed Book Girl is an unfortunate attempt to take his own wishes of standing out and place them on the back of a painfully-written awkward bookish woman. The writing is poor at best, and the cinematography—and I am using that word charitably—is hackish. The cast does its best to perform this kafkaesque work, but it categorically fails to deliver. While we hardly expect quality in submissions to the NY International Children's Film Fest these days, Baron's work is a cut below even that sad standard.

Oh, Book Girl was pretty crap, I'll admit that. It also had a disastrous production. My next film's actually inspired by the disasters I encountered there.

What a fucking hack.
 
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Generally speaking, I feel a lot of the SJWs are a bunch of misguided, sheltered kids who haven't been able to experience much outside of their comfort zone. In Reuben's case, his environment and associates don't help him at all. I don't get the sense that journalism is a true passion for him and it's more of a way to remain with a certain clique of individuals.

Pretty much how I feel about SJWs myself, which is why I can't really hate them unless they're the abusive and manipulative types. Reuben might not be as bad as he showed himself to be, but he was cornered and scared stupid. I don't think he's smart enough to screw anybody over. He's just kind of dumb. Naive, even.
 
Pretty much how I feel about SJWs myself, which is why I can't really hate them unless they're the abusive and manipulative types. Reuben might not be as bad as he showed himself to be, but he was cornered and scared stupid. I don't think he's smart enough to screw anybody over. He's just kind of dumb. Naive, even.
He seemed perfectly fine with throwing a guy he thought had mental problems under a bus. He clearly didn't think his plan through, but the intention of the interview is clear.

He was trying to be manipulative. He was just too stupid to pull it off.
 
He seemed perfectly fine with throwing a guy he thought had mental problems under a bus. He clearly didn't think his plan through, but the intention of the interview is clear.

He was trying to be manipulative. He was just too stupid to pull it off.

Point taken.
 
He seemed perfectly fine with throwing a guy he thought had mental problems under a bus. He clearly didn't think his plan through, but the intention of the interview is clear.

He was trying to be manipulative. He was just too stupid to pull it off.
Moral outrage is a helluva drug. When you're hopped up on it, you imagine threats that aren't there such that even harmless bystanders become existential threats. This would be contemptible were it not such a common human foible, hence why the footsoldiers in the anti-GGer and pro-GGer camps don't wind me up as much as some people on this forum. When you stack people up like Reuben against post-9/11 Islamophobes, pro-censorship book burners, etc. it's really just more of the same.

I have a personal loathing towards unethical and/or sloppy journalists which is why this doofus registers on my radar at all, but he's really not that remarkable even compared to 'normal' people. Stupider than the average bear, sure, but being entirely deserving of a Darwin Award isn't enough to make you a lolcow or an Internet villain.
 
I don't get the sense that journalism is a true passion for him and it's more of a way to remain with a certain clique of individuals.
I have a feeling that whole clique of individuals consist of people who are dumb but don't know it so their "passions" lie in the "creative" so they're drawn to subjects they don't consistently fail. The easier the class the higher the SJW quotient. Retards have ruined whole degrees, not because they're not worth studying and advancing, but because you'll look dumb or lazy when you put it on your resume. If these kids weren't so privileged they'd be somewhere else telling people they have street smarts but not book smarts.

@Dudeofteenage I sometimes get the feeling you haven't been in a classroom lately. Colleges are full of idiots who don't belong there and they gotta go somewhere
 
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