Reveal something totally unexpected about yourself - Shock and awe awaits - Don't powerlevel

[drfuzzyballs]

I've been drinking a gallon of soda a day for 8 years

 

[Guts Gets Some]

I have a scar on my right knuckle from a time I got so pissed that I punched clean through some drywall years and years back. I remember the flap of skin wide open, but I just put a bandaid on it. And that's what it became.

 

[Big Nasty]

My grandma had a fatal stroke after single-handedly butchering a whole hog.

 

[TV's Adam West]

I'm not actually Ryotaro Dojima.

 

[Witthel]

I got stung by a jellyfish and nearly drowned when I was ten.

 

[Rice Is Ready]

I have a scar on my right knuckle from a time I got so pissed that I punched clean through some drywall years and years back. I remember the flap of skin wide open, but I just put a bandaid on it. And that's what it became.

Wow that's so badass. I bet people think you're really cool and tough when they see virgin rage holes in your wall.



It's kinda like how you destroyed my profile wall with your autistic rage posts.

 

[Guts Gets Some]

Wow that's so badass. I bet people think you're really cool and tough when they see virgin rage holes in your wall.

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No, only you. My plan to turn you on worked.

 

[Rice Is Ready]

No, only you. My plan to turn you on worked.

Well it's not working because the only guys who punch walls are ones with small penis insecurities. Also only poor and trashy people do this because they don't care about they're living conditions.

 

[Guts Gets Some]

Well it's not working because the only guys who punch walls are ones with small penis insecurities. Also only poor and trashy people do this because they don't care about they're living conditions.

You try to cover it up, but it's already public. It's was a nice attempt though. Message me anytime, darling. ;P

 

[Rice Is Ready]

You try to cover it up, but it's already public. It's was a nice attempt though. Message me anytime, darling. ;P

You're embarrassing yourself. Those are middle school lunch table/Xbox live comebacks. Next you're gonna resort to "I waz fuggin ur mom!"

Try harder Kyle. Also get a better house. You shouldn't be surrounded with dry wall. That is low quality poor people material.

 

[Guts Gets Some]

You're embarrassing yourself. Those are middle school lunch table/Xbox live comebacks. Next you're gonna resort to "I waz fuggin ur mom!"

Try harder Kyle. Also get a better house. You shouldn't be surrounded with dry wall. That is low quality poor people material.

 

[FuckedUp]

I'm the only one in my extended family who was born in the fall. Nearly everyone else was born in the spring for whatever reason.

 

[DinnerDog]

My right eyebrow has been growing a 3/4 inch translucent thick hair for the last 7 years. when I pluck it, it goes away for a while, but then one day I wake up and it’s suddenly back out of nowhere, full length.

 

[Dwight Schrute]

I once made a thermite bomb to blow up/destroy an old computer me and my friend found in the basement.

 

[Rice Is Ready]

I've been mixed up in every kind of crooked deal there is with every kind of crook there is. Con men and gang men, prowlers and boosters, stick-up artists, can-opener artists, and sometimes face artists, petermen and boxmen, paper hangers and grape hangers, hustlers and rustlers, pimps and McGimps, hookers from the big town and hookers from the sticks, big shots and pikers, dynamiters and sodomiters, fruiters and booters, ding bats and gay cats, shiv men and gunmen, needle pumpers and snow snifters, hotheads and jugheads, wise guy and dumbbells, bootleggers and rum runners, wolves and gunsels, dips and short card gamblers, home guards and boomers, boost fighters and cop fighters and last but not least musclers and gustlers. I've put in twenty nine years in a game of hooks and crooks. There is no angle of this game I haven't tried at some time or other. I've even tried running a gas station.

 

[Zaryiu]

I'm the only one in my family born in winter

 

[Count groudon]

I have a talent for memorizing numbers and statistics. For whatever inexplicable reason, once a number I associate with something enters my head, I can recall it almost instantly years later. Naturally me being the sort of fine young fellow I am, I have made absolutely zero effort to find a way to turn this autistic gift into anything profitable.

 

[Jet Fuel Johnny]

I can still recite "Where the Wild Things Are" from memory.

The night Max wore his wolf suit...

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

I have a talent for memorizing numbers and statistics. For whatever inexplicable reason, once a number I associate with something enters my head, I can recall it almost instantly years later. Naturally me being the sort of fine young fellow I am, I have made absolutely zero effort to find a way to turn this autistic gift into anything profitable.

Become an eSports commentator for DOTA or something. Do you have to actually play games on Twitch or can you watch someone play a game while churning out statistics about what's going on and how it might go based on that? Try that.

 

[Count groudon]

Become an eSports commentator for DOTA or something. Do you have to actually play games on Twitch or can you watch someone play a game while churning out statistics about what's going on and how it might go based on that? Try that.

That actually doesn’t sound bad. I’d never even considered it before, the only thing that came to mind was like an accountant or a statistician or something . Thanks!