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[Niggernerd]

I sued boss baby at 3am

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

That actually doesn’t sound bad. I’d never even considered it before, the only thing that came to mind was like an accountant or a statistician or something . Thanks!

Or maybe something like a Freakonomics-like gaming centered podcast where you crunch through numbers and make charts of some kind for different games. Keep it interesting and fun by rooting out and connecting bizarre statistics together to create odd conclusions and I think there would be an audience for it.

Oh, and maybe check out Dave Gorman, his career is built around his interest in statistics. Are You Dave Gorman? is still really funny.

 

[Cedric_Eff]

I’m kind of a drinker myself and I’ve had whisky highballs when I can. Highball whisky is the best.

 

[Pissmaster]

I collected a massive amount of samples used for electronic music production even though I'm helpless at composing music. But I still have them because they don't take up all that much space

 

[General Disarray]

I moved to a state far from my home state and was lonely, so I signed up for online dating. For the fuck of it, I looked in areas not close to me i.e. New York. Found a guitar player and punky kind of guy named Chris Orbach. Turns out he was the son of Jerry Orbach from Law & Order. We talked on the phone a couple times and he was going to fly to see me, when I decided to turn my attention to a gorgeous loser from the area.
I kick myself everytime I think about that.
Don't know why that's unexpected, I guess 'cause I'm a random weird chick with absolutely no reason to have someone like that interested in me.

 

[Wonderful Id]

I've lost weight twice, the first time going from 360 to 198, then rebounding to 320 for various reasons (illness preventing me from exercising for a couple of months, job that enables me to eat out often, death in the family making me care less about it) and now I'm back to 253, with a current goal of 240 (6'3") with a potential to reevaluate when I get there.

 

[Jason Wynn]

The funniest way a (thankfully brief) relationship of mine ended was when I kicked the guy out of my house, he said I needed to give a notice to evict him since he had been living there over 30 days or he'd call the police. I called his bluff and told him to go ahead. Police show up, turns out he had an outstanding warrant he never told me about and he ended up getting arrested for it that night.

 

[Schauma mal]

Yesterday I went for a walk in a forest in Vienna where in 1809 Napoleon lost a battle to the Austrian emperor (battle of aspern-essling) and I found an old coin with napoleon on it.

 

[Pissmaster]

I played Texas Hold 'Em off and on for a couple of years. Never won anything significant, but I did get a pretty incredible hand once: a straight flush consisting of a K, Q, J, 10, and 9. The Q and J were mine, and I was one card off from a royal flush. (the suite was clubs)

Only straight flush of my life, at that.

18.) Sometimes dudes would give a bunch of piss filled gatorade bottles to the local kids.

Wait why

 

[Monika H.]

I act like a tough sadistic shitposter on the outside
but I'm a frail sobbing child who got more hits than hugs on the inside

 

[Jason Wynn]

I can't smoke weed anymore. Used to be able to handle it just fine, but around my late 20s I just started to have horrible panic attacks and nausea every single time I partook. Didn't matter if it was just one or two hits off a joint, I'd end up miserable for hours. Kinda miss being able to relax with it.

 

[Baguette Child]

*deep inhale*

...

I'm not really a baguette with a face.

 

[TiggerNits]

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Wait why

Because it's funny as fuck. Messing with the clerks locals is one of the true joys of working overseas

 

[Count groudon]

Though I’m not officially licensed to do so, I know how to drive big rig trucks. My dad’s been a trucker my whole life and I’ve occasionally went on small runs with him. He taught me everything about it and even let me drive back to his boss’ garage once he fueled up. It’s fun af

 

[Overcast]

My avatar is in fact NOT staring at someone's butt.

She's looking at tasty looking snacks she probably shouldn't have.

 

[Cedric_Eff]

Not really big into reptiles, I’m more of an mammal person.

 

[Cowboy Christ]

I've sent my right hand to dispose of you.

 

[A Grey Cat]

I've sent my right hand to dispose of you.

Your right hand comes off?

 

[ApatheticViewer]

My favorite movie is SALO

 

[Grundlejungle]

My username is a reference to how sweaty my office makes my ass. It can get 98 degrees Fahrenheit with 80% humidity in the goddamn winter. As a result my grundle is like fucking Vietnam.