Reveal something totally unexpected about yourself - Shock and awe awaits - Don't powerlevel

[seri0us]

Thank God for guardrails and the engineers at Toyota. You guys rock!

 

[Super Saiyan Hitler]

I went to the same school as my mother and we both had the same math teacher.

 

[Ass to Ass]

I killed a raccoon with a shovel when I was 7.

 

[Rome's rightful successor]

I snuck into an anime convention once.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

I literally will not hurt a fly.

 

[glass_houses]

I'm pretty fearless when it comes to handling insects and beasties in general, but I'm absolutely petrified of centipedes and leeches. They make my skin crawl. Which is weird because I love playing with millipedes and I'm cool with slugs.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

I'm pretty fearless when it comes to handling insects and beasties in general, but I'm absolutely petrified of centipedes and leeches. They make my skin crawl. Which is weird because I love playing with millipedes and I'm cool with slugs.

I love house centipedes. Any I find around the house are allowed to stay as long as they need. Why get rid of free pest control?

 

[MACAROON]

i'm not gay

 

[Sun Sucker]

There was a religious figurehead from my father's maternal bloodline that I still do not know the name of, who was apparently quite important. When I was 12 years old, my grandmother showed me his kept robes that were hidden inside a wooden chest, praying fervently, then immediately put them away. I felt that I was looking at something forbidden.

I like to imagine that my love of comparative mythology and pre-Abrahamic religions is in the blood.

 

[Spamtaro]

i really was only pretending to be retarded

 

[Shidoen]

I watch Mike and Melissa at least once a month and i'm starting to believe it's not healthy.

 

[Brain Power]

When I turned 13, I was pretty much forced to get braces to fix an overbite that never bothered me and didn't affect my speech, because "no one's gonna love a crooked teeth fugly". It gave me a lisp... and the overbite is still there. Lots of money and teeth down the drain.

 

[Shidoen]

I used to bite into pieces of metal all the time but I stopped around 11 when I almost choked on a penny.

 

[Doppelmonger]

I still sleep with plushies

 

[Shidoen]

I still have my plushie toy chest as a kid but also keep a gun or two in there.

 

[glass_houses]

I have a rat down my shirt and squirming about my body right now.

Her name's Cassie. She's a Silk, which makes her feel amazing when you stroke her.

 

[SirCliveSinclairdabbing]

My coworker has the nickname vinegar.
Vincent was always proud of his african heritage.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

I was once caught between the moon and New York City

Best thing you can do is fall in love

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

I dance in my sleep. Everyone who has seen it calls it the grasshopper dance.

 

[Shidoen]

Even I’m not sure which of my posts are serious and which are trolls. Even now I’m too afraid to ask myself.