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[Carlos Thin]

I'm not Varg Vikernes, nor do I particularly care about black metal as a whole.

But that's exactly what we'd expect you to say

 

[Varg Did Nothing Wrong]

But that's exactly what we'd expect you to say

Is it? Or would the expected thing be me, saying I actually AM Varg Vikernes, because the implication all this time was that I am and everything I do is a front?

 

[Philosophy Zombie]

I haven't picked up a sonic game in five years, vidya is for gayass nerds

 

[Funnybone]

i have not hit a funny bone in years but this week i finally hit both of them on the same day in different locations. Coincidence or am I becoming my kiwisona IRL???

 

[Henry Bemis]

I've been dead this whole time.

 

[DumbDosh]

I played Metal Gear Solid 2 first.

 

[bacterium]

I got someone else to do it for me, a guy who owns a tattoo and piercing place.

I've been thinking about getting one, but I doubt there is anyone around here that knows how. And there seems to be a shortage of the magnets.

 

[Kartoffel]

I play the violin (rather good imho)

I played the viola (rather bad imho). I miss making music.

 

[Harriet Hayward]

I hate my two sisters and I want out of this hellhole.

 

[Dunsparce]

I despise anything even slightly mint flavored, makes it hard finding stuff like toothpaste that doesn't taste like it

I have a very odd shoe size that it very hard to find, especially since I'm very particular about what shoes I wear. Finding a pair I am happy with is an adventure in itself

 

[The 25th Cyberman]

I'll start

Despite the "Simba" avatar I have no connection to any TLK fandom/community and I draw fully human figures/anatomy the most out of anything (it's the best IMO)

So in other words, you aren't a furry?

 

[Aquinas]

I tell a lot of self depreciating jokes, some of them depressing.
Im not joking

 

[WW 635]

Sometimes I exfoliate twice a week while knowing that the general rule is that you should only do ti once a week.

 

[DNJACK]

I am actually a man

 

[Ntwadumela]

So in other words, you aren't a furry?

Exactly.

And to keep the thread going, I have met world-famous Street Fighter player Daigo Umehara on two seperate occasions.

 

[Lurkman]

Despite the Undertale avatar, I am NOT a furry.

 

[WEEDle]

Sometimes I exfoliate twice a week while knowing that the general rule is that you should only do ti once a week.

One time I exfoliated everyday of the week and my skin was red and raw.

 

[SpessCaptain]

There's a lot of circlejerking by my friends that I love space and robots so that's where my persona comes from.

I just said I like sci-fi more than fantasy and it took off from that.

 

[女鬼]

Ring is not actually my favourite film. It's not even in my top 5.

 

[polonium]

Your left ring finger?

No, little finger. It doesn't work properly so I turned it into something useful.

I've been thinking about getting one, but I doubt there is anyone around here that knows how. And there seems to be a shortage of the magnets.

Magnets can be found online