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[MellowJello]

I play viola (pretty good imho)

 

[Jaded Optimist]

I've been dead this whole time.

But then who was phone?


My husband is significantly older then me, people assume he must be rich but I make more money then him. He's just an super awesome person.

 

[JSGOTI]

I sexually Identify as an overused sexually identification copypasta. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of spamming other users with my unfunny wall of text. People say that a person who does this is an idiot and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having these words glued all over my body. From now on I want people to refer to me as an overused sexually identification copypasta and respect my right to paste unfunny copypasta in chat. If you can't accept me you're funny and mentally stable and need to check your choice of subreddits. Thank you for being so understanding.

 

[Lurkette]

i am not 14

Spoiler

no seriously i look 14-16 but i am adult
probably just look that way because i don't dress like a stripper
that or the flesh of the young
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

[ObeseScreamingBlackMan]

I own a 1960s Porsche.

(not a good Porsche, but I still own one.)

 

[RV 229]

This isn't even my favorite color.

 

[MellowJello]

This isn't even my favorite color.

What is your favorite color? :V

 

[Bluebird]

This isn't even my final form.

 

[DatBepisTho]

My bookcase once collapsed under the weight of my book collection.

 

[Bluebird]

I am related to Milton S Hershey. Inventor of the hershey bar.

 

[Ido]

I've only ever seen the Star Wars prequels.

 

[RI 360]

I'm not actually a faggot.

 

[DatBepisTho]

My mom let me eat two weiners.

 

[Abethedemon]

I was called "Abraham Lincoln" a lot in school. You guys are kind of keeping the legacy alive (or undead?)

 

[DancinTim]

I can't dance

Spoiler

and I don't even know anyone named Tim

 

[AnOminous]

I was called "Abraham Lincoln" a lot in school. You guys are kind of keeping the legacy alive (or undead?)

Were you really tall with a neckbeard?

 

[Club Sandwich]

along with a certain Smith, i am one of a few people that have been forced to use an E-tool to lethal effect.

 

[Cute Anime Girl]

N

 

[Ambivalenz]

This isn't even my favorite color.

No shit.

I´m extremely ticklish, like I will scream bloody murder and you will die a very slow and very painful death ticklish if you try this shit to me. I am confident with my body and all that, and if I get some heads up upfront I can suppress it most of the times and probably only giggle my ass off, but try to surprise me and you die. Once upon a time a co-worker thought it might be funny to surprise tickle me, knowing that I´m not reacting well to it. We both a nice talk with our supervisor afterwards.

 

[polonium]

No shit.

I´m extremely ticklish, like I will scream bloody murder and you will die a very slow and very painful death ticklish if you try this shit to me. I am confident with my body and all that, and if I get some heads up upfront I can suppress it most of the times and probably only giggle my ass off, but try to surprise me and you die. Once upon a time a co-worker thought it might be funny to surprise tickle me, knowing that I´m not reacting well to it. We both a nice talk with our supervisor afterwards.

Complaining to your supervisor at work about something your coworker did is a pure bitch move.