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[SelmaHendersen]

My parents aren't divorced.

 

[ArnoldPalmer]

The smell of butterscotch gives me a headache, because my mother left a bag of the candies in the back seat of her car when I was a kid, the sun melted them into the fabric, and it smelled more strong than you could possibly imagine. The stench persisted for years after we thought we got it all out.

I don't know if that's a parasympathetic response, or what, but yeah, no butterscotch for me, which is fine, because I never liked them anyway.

 

[Jinmen]

When I had sex for the first time the girl started her period and there was blood on my dick when I pulled out. I was quite alarmed.

 

[QWXXP Surprise!]

I'm an autist.

...Wait unexpected? shit.

 

[TokiBun]

I've sprained the same ankle three times this over the past few months and the third time just happened today. If anyone wants to PM me some funny memes to cheer me up I'd appreciate it. I can give you Jojokes in return if that's your thing.

 

[Count groudon]

I really enjoy art and poetry as a hobby. I’m not particularly good at either of them, but they help me relax whenever life’s being a raging cunt.

 

[Altera the Hun]

I won 3rd place for short stories in my school district. My story was the black sheep of the bunch as mine was based around a fantasy element everyone else used melodramatic plots like parental divorce and all that. The joy of making a story is part of the reason why I am trying to be an artist. (Sorry if this is a little too powerlevely)

 

[Glad I couldn't help]

I once made a thread on /pol/ posing as a time traveler. It got about ~200 replies before dying.

 

[JULAY]

My name is not actually JULAY.

 

[ApatheticViewer]

I cracked my head on the pavement when I was 9 and had a near death experience.

I felt like I was leaving my own body. I tried to tell everybody I was fine but they couldn't hear me. Everyone around me was panicking but I was calm. It was nice

I don't fear death anymore

 

[skellig58]

I have another person's liver inside me. NASH (non alcoholic steato hepatitis) is a hell of a thing.

 

[Red Hood]

I have a really good memory for minute details but I only remember them at inopportune or random times. Remembered a bunch of shit from TIE Fighter standing in line at Costco. Haven't played it in probably 20 years.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

I believe in the law of attraction. I had several experiences that can't be explained by just being conicidences.

I don't believe in neither god nor ghosts but I believe "something" exists.

Because of that I'm 100% sure the books that I write will be made into movies or a tv series.

I don't want to become famous tho and my goal isn't to become the best writer ever. I just want that people love to read my stories. It's not about me.

 

[Teri-Teri]

I hate Biology; I didn't learn anything aside from Punnett Square.

 

[UnsufficentBoobage]

I got sand in my pancrea from drinking too much Yessentuki mineral water.

 

[Sigma]

I helped translate/edit a game and it eventually became the official english version.

 

[Red Hood]

I hate Biology; I didn't learn anything aside from Punnett Square.

sign up for Gender Studies now

I believe in the law of attraction. I had several experiences that can't be explained by just being conicidences.

I don't believe in neither god nor ghosts but I believe "something" exists.

What about skosts

 

[Teri-Teri]

sign up for Gender Studies now

Nahh, waste of money.

 

[Tetra]

I sat through all 7 seasons (at the time) of big bang theory because people around me wouldn't stop talking about it and because I wanted to fit in

 

[Red Hood]

I sat through all 7 seasons (at the time) of big bang theory because people around me wouldn't stop talking about it and because I wanted to fit in

I went to a sports bar once for mostly the same reasons