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[yasscat]

I sat through all 7 seasons (at the time) of big bang theory because people around me wouldn't stop talking about it and because I wanted to fit in

I am so sorry.

 

[Remove Goat]

I once translated a shit ton of enemy dialog for a Japanese rougelike that other people were working on.

But I forgot to give it to the people who were in charge of localizing it.

 

[SelmaHendersen]

I once translated a shit ton of enemy dialog for a Japanese rougelike that other people were working on.

But I forgot to give it to the people who were in charge of localizing it.

I am so heartily sorry, Remove Goat.

 

[float]

If you can describe a film as "classic," "must-see," or "among the best of all time," I have likely never seen it.

I saw a film in a theater back in spring (or late winter?) 2018 for the first time in five years. I genuinely do not understand the allure of Hollywood products.

I'm not old, active on various social media platforms, and unsurprisingly a bit of a sperg online...so people are hilariously flummoxed when they find out I don't watch or know about movies. I find it extremely funny when people act personally offended upon finding out I never saw Avengers XXVI: Revenge of Ultron or whatever.

 

[UnsufficentBoobage]

If you can describe a film as "classic," "must-see," or "among the best of all time," I have likely never seen it.
[...]
I find it extremely funny when people act personally offended upon finding out I never saw Avengers XXVI: Revenge of Ultron or whatever.

Can relate.

 

[Shadfan666xxx000]

I am a genuine fan of shadman.

 

[Francis E. Dec Esc.]

I have an archive on my computer of nearly every field manual and technical manual the US Army has published since the 1900s, including one on how to shoe cavalry horses.

 

[Glad I couldn't help]

I went and tried Five Guys because of the Zoepost and the shitstorm it produced (before it got the gay name of Gamergate).

It was alright.

 

[Count groudon]

My real name means “warrior” but I am the least warrior-like motherfucker you will ever meet. My family cursed me from the cradle with an ironic name.

 

[Chancroid]

Carpool karaoke videos make me want to throw up in my mouth and die.

 

[Dolphin Lundgren]

A Llama once sneezed in my face.

 

[DrJonesHat]

I once made a thread on /pol/ posing as a time traveler. It got about ~200 replies before dying.

I hope you were more original than the person behind the John Titor hoax.

I once created an entire religion in 30 minutes while in study hall my senior year of high school. I don't recall much about it, but spoons were holy relics. I draw no conclusions from this.

 

[Glad I couldn't help]

I hope you were more original than the person behind the John Titor hoax.

I tried (i.e. no). Kept the window down to 12 year to allow a more "realistic" future; in hindsight, I should gotten a big time window to make a crazier "future". Like many people, I didn't expect Drumpf (or Brexit) to win, so that that messed up my "future", but to be fair, I was/am a random shitposter on the Internet, not running a giant election campaign or financial institution.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

My parents named me after the main character of a book series they liked

It it so odd I have to find a Hedgehog OC with it

 

[User names must be unique]

I have 6 to 7 nipples.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

I love blind bag goods.

 

[yasscat]

I collect nail polish. I have probably about...220, 230? ish? bottles.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

I collect cheapo mp3 players.

 

[JM 590]

If you can describe a film as "classic," "must-see," or "among the best of all time," I have likely never seen it.

I saw a film in a theater back in spring (or late winter?) 2018 for the first time in five years. I genuinely do not understand the allure of Hollywood products.

I'm not old, active on various social media platforms, and unsurprisingly a bit of a sperg online...so people are hilariously flummoxed when they find out I don't watch or know about movies. I find it extremely funny when people act personally offended upon finding out I never saw Avengers XXVI: Revenge of Ultron or whatever.

I can relate 100%. I don't think I've seen more than 10 movies in a theater within the entirety of the 2010s.

I've been given crap for it too. Any new group I find myself in, whether it be from college, work, whatever, I always get the conversation where someone says "You know in *movie* they do this?" and I say "Oh, um, I've never seen *movie*." "WHAT?! YOU'VE NEVER SEEN *movie*?!" "yeah I don't really watch a lot of movies" "Well how about *other movie*?" "Nope" "DO YOU WATCH ANY MOVIES? LIKE WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOU'RE AT HOME CHILLIN'" "well I read a lot and watch Youtube and play video games sometimes" and then they can't relate at all. I used to feel a little insulted but that conversation is just fucking routine now and I just kinda expect it

The only superhero movie I've ever seen was Fantastic Four. Maybe the first one? Whichever one was released between like 2002-2006. I couldn't give a flying fuck about superhero movies and it's perplexing to me how they're just... still going, still popular, still successful.

 

[Count groudon]

I’m a certified, trained carpenter. Took a two year course at my high school and everything. To this day, 4 years after graduating high school, I have not had one job in carpentry.