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[HIVidaBoheme]

I can peel a pineapple in under a minute

 

[Big Beezy Bongo Boi]

I sometimes wear a beanie, but only sometimes

 

[Guts Gets Some]

I really like the idea of wearing armor on my left forearm and hand.

I don't know why.

 

[Sprig of Parsley]

I really like the idea of wearing armor on my left forearm and hand.

I don't know why.

You have deep-seated urges to engage in Roman Gladiator reenactments.

 

[Milk Mage]

I sit down to pee and I don't give a fuck what anyone thinks. Standing sucks, fight me

 

[PL 001]

I smoke a tobacco pipe. Don't care if it's something a hipster would do. It's relaxing to sit outside in the early evening, pack in a bowl, fire it up and relax just talking with the neighbor.

 

[Sprig of Parsley]

I smoke a tobacco pipe. Don't care if it's something a hipster would do. It's relaxing to sit outside in the early evening, pack in a bowl, fire it up and relax just talking with the neighbor.

Pipe tobacco smells pretty nice, honestly. Makes you wonder what the fuck is wrong with the crap they put into cigarettes.

 

[maalikthefakemuzzie]

I personally know someone who is a potentially guaranteed lolcow.

 

[PL 001]

I personally know someone who is a potentially guaranteed lolcow.

Share some stories with us in the Personal Lolcows thread.

 

[Sīn the Moon Daddy]

I don't enjoy sriracha or pumpkin spice despite being blindingly white

 

[Not an_ime g_irl]

I mess a lot with occultism
The paranormal community is dogshit btw

 

[DrJonesHat]

When Ronald Reagan got shot in 1981, my parents were very upset, despite being Democrats. I was very young, and I thought they knew him personally or something.

 

[Strine]

I had exceptional eyesight, better than 20/10, and then in my teens I liked how I looked with glasses so I lied on an optometry test and got given glasses which ruined my eyesight. Thanks, teenage me.

 

[scathefire]

I don't actually know how to drive. I didn't even get a learner's permit. It has nothing do with living in an urban area or any practical purpose, I'm just an exceptional individual.

 

[Chichan]

I was chased by a squirrel for about 4 blocks until I got to my apartment.

 

[Brain Power]

My family almost lost everything when my grandfather died some years ago. We had to use all the money he had saved for his whole life to not end up on the streets.

 

[Chin of Campbell]

I have a 12" dick and look like George Crooney.

 

[Sīn the Moon Daddy]

I've actually been to the ruins of Nineveh

 

[PL 001]

I have an encyclopedic knowledge on horror movies. I could (and happily would if it were socially normal) sperg for hours talking about them.

 

[Cod of War]

I...

Spoiler: immense shame, don't open

bought Fallout 76