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[Ughubughughughughughghlug]

I am feels good pepe.

Do you get completely naked to poop?

Because I do.

 

[V0dka]

Do you get completely naked to poop?

Because I do.

No thats like me getting naked to pee

 

[Clockwork_PurBle]

Three ex colleagues of mine have been convicted of murder.

Username checks out.

I would love to more about this.

 

[BF 388]

Username checks out.

I would love to more about this.

Reveal something or yourself of GTFO

 

[Sped Xing]

If I listed all the places I've talked and stalked my way into, I'd just be called a liar. Suffice to say security personnel are human, and humans are dumb.

It's good that I just do these things to see if I can get away with them, but the fact I often DO is reason enough not to trust people.

 

[Clockwork_PurBle]

Reveal something or yourself of GTFO

I already have a few pages back pal.

EDIT: "Do X or GTFO." Go back to 4chan r.etard.

 

[Sprig of Parsley]

I always loved light gun games in the arcade

Area 51 was great. ALL THE SECRET LEVELS.

 

[Shokaract]

I'm not fat, i'm big boned.

 

[queerape]

I have lived in two provinces of Canada, and two US states. I have lived in 5 cities in my life.

 

[kadoink]

I animate and do webcomics. Helps control the autism some :/

 

[UnsufficentBoobage]

My brain is, apparently, so bad at remembering faces, in my dreams, it often "casts" complete strangers as my friends, family etc. (so they have right voices, act proper, but look wrong).

 

[Sprig of Parsley]

My brain is, apparently, so bad at remembering faces, in my dreams, it often "casts" complete strangers as my friends, family etc. (so they have right voices, act proper, but look wrong).

...Huh. Prosopamnesia?

 

[PL 001]

I was run over by a drunk driver last year, died and was revived in the hospital and now walk with a permanent limp.

 

[Info Neutral Agency]

I have a mind of a right wing boomer but have a body of a young lad.

 

[Sped Xing]

I was run over by a drunk driver last year, died and was revived in the hospital and now walk with a permanent limp.

I was run down by an asshole driver while I was warning traffic to stop for a truck backing onto the road. I broke his windshield with my body, but was otherwise unhurt, and he drove off

Then he came back and threatened to beat my ass about his windshield. I called his bluff and he retreated a bit and called the cops. He was having a domestic dispute with his woman by the time they arrived.

Fuck Maryland.

 

[Sprig of Parsley]

I was run over by a drunk driver last year, died and was revived in the hospital and now walk with a permanent limp.

Love it when the healer's on point with the rez.

On a serious note, I have 3 ribs that look fucky on X-rays thanks to a drunk driver. Also, Demerol makes me loopy as shit. The two are connected.

 

[Club Sandwich]

i literally meet the definition of "international arms dealer".

 

[Bonecollector]

I like to collect nice decorative teapots.

 

[Count groudon]

Oddly enough, I’m really good at using throwing weapons.

When we went on a camping trip back in high school they had a hatchet throwing contest and I somehow won. Prize was a goody bag with random little trinkets and a gift card to Applebee’s.

 

[Sprig of Parsley]

Oddly enough, I’m really good at using throwing weapons.

When we went on a camping trip back in high school they had a hatchet throwing contest and I somehow won. Prize was a goody bag with random little trinkets and a gift card to Applebee’s.

Throwing weapons are not an easy thing, to be sure. Spears and similar aren't too bad but anything with a spin like a knife or hatchet takes a serious knack I think. My brother got pretty good at chucking small axes at things after he went to a mountain-man rendezvous.